Too F*ck*ng Hot! Page 184

  • Not-a-reviewer 21 Jul 2021 21:57:18 7,642 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    I believe it occurs when your anus is so sweaty from the heat that your colon no longer has the required friction coefficient to prevent the shit from sliding out without warning
    Interesting...

    /Makes notes. For science.
    The heat also causes whatever’s inside you to expand and leak out.
  • Psychotext 21 Jul 2021 22:24:37 70,571 posts
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    Dragged the aircon into the garage so I could train... waste of time. Dropped the temperature in there 3c to 27c. Still fucking horrible in there.

    The joys of working out in what's basically a brick oven.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 21 Jul 2021 22:34:50 19,729 posts
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    23 in the house at the moment. Sweating.
  • General_Martok 21 Jul 2021 22:51:25 2,450 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Dragged the aircon into the garage so I could train... waste of time. Dropped the temperature in there 3c to 27c. Still fucking horrible in there.

    The joys of working out in what's basically a brick oven.
    Yeah I'm not bothering till the end of the week.

    I'll consider this a holiday from exercise. 🙈
  • Dougs 21 Jul 2021 22:59:02 100,274 posts
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    @elstoof

    https://images.app.goo.gl/SDseBa1SbJYLMTFn8
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2021 23:09:28 27,823 posts
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    Party on Dougs
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 21 Jul 2021 23:23:49 19,729 posts
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    27 on the baby monitor
  • freddymercurystwin 21 Jul 2021 23:33:07 2,784 posts
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    Nitrous wrote:
    It's raining in my part of Manchester. It's got the horrible smell to it that only happens when it's been dry for a few days.
    That's a bit odd, the smell of rain after a hot spell is one of life's truly sensuous and wonderful things, its so fresh and sweet, it always reminds me of the War Of The Worlds (Jeff Wayne version) moment where he smells the red weed air and says "and oh! the sweetness of the air!' at least down in the SW anyway.

    There's even some science behind it, the smell is called petrichor.

    Edited by freddymercurystwin at 23:37:36 21-07-2021
  • Rogueywon 21 Jul 2021 23:40:53 12,260 posts
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    @freddymercurystwin You missed the "Manchester" bit. I didn't grow up in Manchester, but it was the nearest big city. At the best of times, the smell can be described as "piss and stale chip-fat".

    If you ever want the concentrated version of that smell (which you shouldn't), go to Blackpool.
  • InfiniteDan 22 Jul 2021 00:07:59 142 posts
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    So glad I'm not Northern. What a shithole.
  • Psychotext 22 Jul 2021 00:39:07 70,571 posts
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    26c in the garage when I finished. The aircon had definitely helped by the end because the house definitely feels warmer than where I was.
  • Dougs 22 Jul 2021 07:06:41 100,274 posts
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    Petrichor is definitely a wondrous smell.

    Sport will be pleased to know that the replacement hot tub arrived yesterday.
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 07:40:25 27,823 posts
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    Light up the bbq and dump the hot coals in for good measure
  • SolidSCB 22 Jul 2021 10:54:17 16,630 posts
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    The heat seems to have started some sort of mass spider migration at my house. Usually I'd do the whole glass/piece of card thing but I'm getting 15-20 a day all along the edges of our ceilings so I'm having to hoover them up. Only to be replaced with another 15-20 in the same spots the very next day. It's doing my head in.
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 11:35:24 27,823 posts
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    They’re climbing out from your hoover
  • wuntyate 22 Jul 2021 11:37:01 17,374 posts
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    @SolidSCB Better to have 15-20 spiders in your house in this weather than 1500 - 2000 flies.
  • Decks 22 Jul 2021 11:43:34 30,855 posts
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    I've got big fucker that set up a home in a gap in the side of rhe patio door ledge thing. I managed to catch him and put him outside about 2 weeks ago and he's somehow managed to get back in. Comes out in the mornings to do his stretches and stuff. I've grown quite fond of him now.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 22 Jul 2021 11:44:09 19,729 posts
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    My place is like a warzone between spiders and moths at the moment
  • SolidSCB 22 Jul 2021 11:45:29 16,630 posts
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    One of the fences of my garden seems to basically be Aragog's Lair with fucking thousands of spiders acting like some sort of fly filter. Never really get them in here.
  • Decks 22 Jul 2021 11:48:38 30,855 posts
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    Here he is, I call him Big Steve.

  • MrWorf 22 Jul 2021 11:49:45 64,172 posts
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    It's amazing, the spiders in the garden had their babies yesterday and hundreds of baby spiders just floated off in the wind. Never seen that before, I like to believe that they're raining down onto my wanker neighbours faces :))

    Edited by MrWorf at 11:50:50 22-07-2021
  • Rum_Monkey 22 Jul 2021 11:49:52 3,335 posts
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    I'd be burning my house down if that monster was in mine.
  • Dirt3 22 Jul 2021 11:49:55 1,736 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Dragged the aircon into the garage so I could train... waste of time. Dropped the temperature in there 3c to 27c. Still fucking horrible in there.

    The joys of working out in what's basically a brick oven.
    Why is your garage so warm ?

    Mine is always cool.

    Do you get direct sun on the front door or something ?
  • SolidSCB 22 Jul 2021 11:51:07 16,630 posts
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    Jesus. It's only got 7 legs but it still looks like it could eat a family of 4 minimum.
  • Rum_Monkey 22 Jul 2021 11:51:56 3,335 posts
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    I'd throw my daughter infront of it to slow it down while I made my getaway.
  • MrWorf 22 Jul 2021 11:52:38 64,172 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    I'd be burning my house down if that monster was in mine.
    I got a got couple "Big Steve" spiderbros around the house, they're harmless and I hate flies/mosquitos more so they're doing me a service.

    Edited by MrWorf at 11:52:57 22-07-2021
  • Decks 22 Jul 2021 11:52:56 30,855 posts
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    Wait a minute, he is missing a leg. Fucking hell Steve, why didn't you say something.
  • SolidSCB 22 Jul 2021 11:54:42 16,630 posts
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    He definitely skips leg day anyway to be fair.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 22 Jul 2021 11:55:48 19,729 posts
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    MrWorf wrote:
    It's amazing, the spiders in the garden had their babies yesterday and hundreds of baby spiders just floated off in the wind. Never seen that before, I like to believe that they're raining down onto my wanker neighbours faces :))
    Imagine thinking you’d caught a dandelion clock in the face and then the “seeds” start crawling all over you
  • Rum_Monkey 22 Jul 2021 11:56:53 3,335 posts
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    I don't mind the spindly daddy long legs with out wings looking ones that stay in the corner, but if Big Steve came near me I'd fuck him up.

    Then put his body on a toothpick in the garden to warn off his bredren not to mess with me.

    Edited by Rum_Monkey at 11:57:12 22-07-2021
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