Too F*ck*ng Hot! Page 186

  • KD 22 Jul 2021 15:06:49 3,519 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Sometimes the West Wing gets pretty hot but fortunately the Orangery is shaded somewhat by the Drawing Room so I'm good for the time being.
    Doesn't a shaded Orangery somehow defeats the purpose (literally at an Orangery for my covid jabs)

    Edited by KD at 15:07:31 22-07-2021
  • mrpon 22 Jul 2021 15:10:57 37,316 posts
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    I knew that Drawing Room was a bad idea.
  • Load_2.0 22 Jul 2021 15:11:33 33,520 posts
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    Its covered in mad scribbling.
  • SnackPlissken 22 Jul 2021 15:13:59 3,458 posts
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    MrTemp wrote:
    wuntyate wrote:
    SnackPlissken wrote:
    I saw on the news someone smacked their head on one of those. Something about her head is now caving into her spine and needs 30k to fix it.
    That's an expensive ceiling fan.

    Is this: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-who-could-internally-decapitate-24479297 what you mean?

    If so, it wasn't the fan, she had an existing condition that cause her spine to cave into the skull. It will cost £350k for the operation which may or may not fix it.
    Yeah thatís it. I was half listening whilst being roasted in my living room.
  • quadfather 22 Jul 2021 15:18:52 38,974 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    I knew that Drawing Room was a bad idea.
    Should have put the music room next to the drawing room.

    Textbook.
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 16:03:28 27,795 posts
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    Perfect sitting in the garden with a vegan Magnum weather now
  • Psychotext 22 Jul 2021 16:45:46 70,557 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    vegan Magnum
    Wrongun.
  • RGeefe 22 Jul 2021 17:28:21 2,335 posts
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    Had a zoom call earlier. I did not don trousers for it.
  • mrpon 22 Jul 2021 17:29:18 37,316 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    vegan Magnum
    Wrongun.
    :D maybe missing a comma!
  • JamboWayOh 22 Jul 2021 17:37:27 24,959 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Perfect sitting in the garden with a vegan Magnum weather now
    What?!
  • quadfather 22 Jul 2021 17:57:01 38,974 posts
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    I read it three times and didn't get it either
  • askew 22 Jul 2021 17:57:52 24,005 posts
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    RGeefe wrote:
    Had a zoom call earlier. I did not don trousers for it.
    This would also be a worthy post in "Countdown to UnemploymentÖ"
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 18:28:57 27,795 posts
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    Come on lads, itís 2021

  • Dirt3 22 Jul 2021 18:36:14 1,734 posts
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    RGeefe wrote:
    Had a zoom call earlier. I did not don trousers for it.
    That was you was it ? Next time tilt your camera up.
  • JamboWayOh 22 Jul 2021 18:36:32 24,959 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Come on lads, itís 2021

    Interesting.
  • DUFFMAN5 22 Jul 2021 18:43:42 26,820 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Come on lads, itís 2021

    Interesting.
    I was given some vegan (i'm not vegan) Topic by a work colleague and it was lovely!
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 18:44:34 27,795 posts
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    Come sit out in the sun with me and my vegan magnum and Heineken 0.0% we can all cry silently on the inside together
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 18:46:00 27,795 posts
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    The magnum is lovely though tbf, I donít do dairy but I do miss ice cream now and again, canít tell the difference apart from my mouth isnít slimy straight after
  • wuntyate 22 Jul 2021 18:48:04 17,361 posts
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    I really want a magnum now.

    A proper one that is, not one made of leaves. Although I'm sure it's very tasty.
  • JamboWayOh 22 Jul 2021 18:49:10 24,959 posts
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    TBF I've had vegan ice cream and it can be pretty damn good.
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 18:50:49 27,795 posts
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    If someone made an acceptable ersatz pistachio gelato Iíd make them a millionaire
  • Dougs 22 Jul 2021 18:51:37 100,260 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Come sit out in the sun with me and my vegan magnum and Heineken 0.0% we can all cry silently on the inside together
    Drink gin, it's practically calorie free
  • Decks 22 Jul 2021 18:51:43 30,846 posts
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    Just drink the tit juice you freak.
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 18:56:49 27,795 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Come sit out in the sun with me and my vegan magnum and Heineken 0.0% we can all cry silently on the inside together
    Drink gin, it's practically calorie free
    I had to stop drinking midweek, it was too easy to get regular over lockdown. I was caning the gin, 2 martinis each evening adds up. 3 shots in each is about 300cal, times by 8 and Iíve dropped a days worth of food each week.

    First time Iíve been under 70kg in 2 years

    Edited by elstoof at 18:57:58 22-07-2021
  • Dougs 22 Jul 2021 19:07:11 100,260 posts
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    Fair. I should do the same but I've been saying that for years!
  • Rum_Monkey 22 Jul 2021 19:07:45 3,332 posts
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    70kg isn't heavy at all. Unless you are one of those short types!
  • elstoof 22 Jul 2021 19:11:30 27,795 posts
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    Skinny cyclist, Iím 6 ft
  • Psychotext 22 Jul 2021 20:03:54 70,557 posts
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    32.8c in the garage.† Going to be another late one.
  • JamboWayOh 22 Jul 2021 20:05:08 24,959 posts
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    What are you doing in the garage?
  • Rum_Monkey 22 Jul 2021 20:05:46 3,332 posts
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    Heh.
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