| Why is she 'tragic'? Evidently too stupid not to eat 13,500 calories a day so what's the loss? |
That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit.
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ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Who did it then? -
billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDid you see the pics of her as a toddler? She was fucking massive then!
Got to blame the parents for that. -
Her parents should be strung up by their thumbs. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThe perfect crime. -
ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Registered 18 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
How the fuck do you manage 13,500 calories a day!?
Eating lard!?
Well, according to the shitrag, sorry, the Sun she eats all this every day:
2 litres of Coca-cola (full-fat natch)
8 pints of whole milk
2 loaves of white bread
A lasagne
6 packets of crisps
A (medium) chocolate cake
4 sandwiches
2 portions of chips
21 chocolate digestives
I reckon I could beat that if I ever broke into the Frazzles factory. -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMaybe when you reach the absolute weight limit you can choose 'prestige' and start over. -
Fruit_Salad wrote:
And flood the coastal towns in Britain? No thanks!
13,500 calories? /Chortle.
F**kin Whale!
Edit: Put her in the sea. -
JayeM 3,384 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIf you can be a woman in a man's body, why not a whale in a woman's body?
They should perform an op to return her to her natural state. -
ruttyboy wrote:
XD
I reckon I could beat that if I ever broke into the Frazzles factory.
I'm with you there. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoApparently, she's addicted to food in the same way that people get addicted to booze, fags or drugs. Sounds plausible, but still ... -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years ago8 pints of milk?
She will have bones like admantium. Send her to Iraq she is indestructable. -
ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Registered 18 years agoFruit_Salad wrote:
ruttyboy wrote:
Well, according to the shitrag, sorry, the Sun she eats all this every day:
That shitrag you refer to, has provided a many discount wanks in my time. /page 3.
Shitrag, wankrag, horses for courses. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
Fucking lol
That's one for the wank bank. -
ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Registered 18 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
Fucking lol
That poor chair...
She really does look like an oompa loompa (sp?) -
If you're going to eat yourself to death at least do it on good food.
What she's eating doesn't even constitute a meal outside of lunch, it's essentially a succession of snacks. -
The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"? -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
JuanKerr wrote:
Sounds plausible, but still ...
Really?
Okay, fuck it, she's just a fat fuck. Happy? -
ruttyboy wrote:
Wow, the anti-Atkins diet. All carbs, nothing else.
2 litres of Coca-cola (full-fat natch)
8 pints of whole milk
2 loaves of white bread
A lasagne
6 packets of crisps
A (medium) chocolate cake
4 sandwiches
2 portions of chips
21 chocolate digestives -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."
HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoprawnking wrote:
The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?
I think the question "could you?" is more approapriate. -
BanjoMan wrote:
"I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."
HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.
It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from? -
Goban 10,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI'm surprised she lasted this long on that diet. -
"“She’d spit out baby food, so I gave her things like tinned potatoes. We didn’t have much money so it was a case of filling up with food we could afford. Georgia was around four when I realised she ate more than other children. One Easter she munched her way through seven large eggs."
a) So chocolate eggs is the cheapest food you could find? 0_o
and
b) WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HER AFTER THE FIRST ONE?!
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