That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit. Page 63

  • Tryhard 25 Feb 2016 11:18:28 12,014 posts
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    I'd like to take her up the river in a rowing boat. She gets in first though.
  • richarddavies 25 Feb 2016 11:18:34 8,312 posts
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    It's probably a sign you need to lay off the hob nobs when cranes have to be called in to move you. And maybe even lay off the milkshakes too when special cranes have to be called in as normal ones aren't big enough.
  • Rivuzu 25 Feb 2016 11:23:14 18,424 posts
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    She's like the poster girl for Tumblr.
  • Load_2.0 25 Feb 2016 11:50:54 33,582 posts
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    Tryhard wrote:
    I'd like to take her up the river.
    Pure filth.
  • FWB 25 Feb 2016 11:58:34 56,369 posts
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    It's all just very sad. Sad for her, sad for society.
  • Decks 25 Feb 2016 12:14:59 31,013 posts
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    She should be thrown in the sea.
  • billythekid 25 Feb 2016 12:28:53 12,595 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    She should be thrown in the sea.
    Sea levels are rising at it is, coastal towns would be fucked.
  • Armoured_Bear 25 Feb 2016 12:30:20 31,233 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    It's all just very sad. Sad for her, sad for society.
    Her parents should be done for child abuse.
  • FWB 25 Feb 2016 13:04:06 56,369 posts
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    Agreed.
  • Decks 25 Feb 2016 13:04:48 31,013 posts
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    Fired out of a cannon into the sea.
  • Ziz0u 25 Feb 2016 13:09:06 11,006 posts
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    I wonder what she smells like.
  • billythekid 25 Feb 2016 13:11:44 12,595 posts
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    Ziz0u wrote:
    I wonder what she smells like.
    Combination of wet dog and week old kebab I reckon.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 13:20:03
    I wonder what her poos are like...

    My missus mentioned it in passing when we saw a fat fucker walking along a chav-ridden high street, with a Gregs bag in one filthy paw and swigging on a can of Monster energy or somesuch with the other...

    Any time I see a morbidly obese person I can't help thinking that now.
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Feb 2016 13:45:36 14,394 posts
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    I'm just posting in this thread so people don't think I'm fat.
  • Alastair 25 Feb 2016 13:51:10 24,828 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    It's all just very sad. Sad for her, sad for society.
    Her parents should be done for child abuse.
    Her dad is dead, you monster.
  • richarddavies 25 Feb 2016 13:53:11 8,312 posts
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    Did she eat him?
  • Alastair 25 Feb 2016 13:55:10 24,828 posts
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    I think that might have been the cause of the comfort eating.
  • Fake_Blood 25 Feb 2016 13:57:17 11,093 posts
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    The article says it started when she was 5, I blame the mother.
    ANd kudos to the guy that's docking his boat in her harbour. He must be well equipped.
  • Nemesis 25 Feb 2016 13:59:57 20,312 posts
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    Must be like wading through carwash brushes.
  • Fake_Blood 25 Feb 2016 14:07:16 11,093 posts
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    I bet she saves a ton on heating, she's well insulated.
  • Alastair 25 Feb 2016 14:14:43 24,828 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    It's probably a sign you need to lay off the hob nobs when cranes have to be called in to move you. And maybe even lay off the milkshakes too when special cranes have to be called in as normal ones aren't big enough.
    I didn't see any cranes in the pics. Also, it's reported in the Daily Mail, so there's a fair chance some of the story is made up bullshit. Perhaps the cranes part for example.
  • nickthegun 25 Feb 2016 14:14:51 87,711 posts
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    NovaMan wrote:
    This thread is in some dire need of Kalel moralising. Seriously.
    Fat shaming is ok when they are REALLY fat and/or keep doing funny things.
  • billythekid 25 Feb 2016 14:15:25 12,595 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    I bet she saves a ton on heating, she's well insulated.
    And hot water, could only put a couple of inches in the bath otherwise it'd overflow.

    Edited by billythekid at 14:17:45 25-02-2016
  • Cappy 25 Feb 2016 14:17:00 14,393 posts
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    I can never figure out the economics of these sad situations.

    When you reach the point where you're too fat to work does ESA really pay enough to keep on ballooning in weight? Does the Government also provide a flunky to do all the fetching and carrying?

    I keep on thinking about stories of people who weren't as large as some of our current 'champions' living for a year without food and wonder how long some of these individuals could last, maybe they're carrying enough excess calories to last two years.

    Edited by Cappy at 14:19:19 25-02-2016
  • billythekid 25 Feb 2016 14:19:45 12,595 posts
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  • Fake_Blood 25 Feb 2016 14:53:27 11,093 posts
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    Nemesis wrote:
    Must be like wading through carwash brushes.
    After a garbage truck just went trough the car wash.
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