That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit. Page 64

  • brokenkey 25 Feb 2016 15:14:00 11,128 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    She should be thrown back in the sea.
    Harsh.
  • Tryhard 25 Feb 2016 15:14:54 12,014 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
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    I'd like to take her up the river.
    Pure filth.
    Yeah, but if I did that, only my feet would be sticking out.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 16:14:39
    That story has ironically put me right off my bit of grub, fucking hell.

    I think it was mentioned already, but how much benefits must she be getting if she's able to maintain that sort of calorie intake? She must be putting away 4,000 to 6,000 a day, which would cost a bomb.
  • Frogofdoom 25 Feb 2016 16:31:54 17,973 posts
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    She could be pregnant with quadruplets and not know till they started falling out of the gaping sack that used to be a vagina.
  • mrpon 25 Feb 2016 16:36:10 37,366 posts
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  • brokenkey 25 Feb 2016 16:39:44 11,128 posts
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    FuzzyDuck wrote:
    That story has ironically put me right off my bit of grub, fucking hell.

    I think it was mentioned already, but how much benefits must she be getting if she's able to maintain that sort of calorie intake? She must be putting away 4,000 to 6,000 a day, which would cost a bomb.
    watching some fat man documentary on telly the other week, it was only when the guy's benefits and helper were taken away from him that he started losing weight. The paid-for helper was feeding him too much*, and making matters worse.

    *anything more than water
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 19:34:33
    There's never any happy reasons behind this sort of thing, but it's funny because they're fat or something
  • Load_2.0 25 Feb 2016 19:45:28 33,582 posts
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    So a fat chick that needs a crane to get out of bed can get a date while in hospital.

    But I can't.

    So this girl has better game than me.

    Neat.
  • Dougs 25 Feb 2016 19:50:13 100,414 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    There's never any happy reasons behind this sort of thing, but it's funny because they're fat or something
    Aye. It's tragic more than funny or annoying because of benefits etc. She stood no chance as a child (agree it's tantamount to child abuse) and is now totally fucking ruined.
  • PazJohnMitch 25 Feb 2016 19:55:37 17,276 posts
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    @Load_2.0

    But would you date the cleaner she ended up with?
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 19:55:54
    Load, have you tried getting a date outside of hospital?
  • Load_2.0 25 Feb 2016 19:57:05 33,582 posts
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    I can't get a day release to try.
  • Dougs 25 Feb 2016 19:58:03 100,414 posts
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    Because her problems run significantly deeper than just taking away cash so she starves the weight off or whatever. Councils and the NHS have a duty to care for her that they can't just ignore or leave her in a house she can't leave etc. Of course, she needs to help herself but it's not as simple as reducing her cash and letting her get on with it.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 19:59:42
    Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    There's never any happy reasons behind this sort of thing, but it's funny because they're fat or something
    What's funny (or not) is why huge amounts of taxpayers money is being used to exacerbate her problem rather than cure it.
    Not sure of specifics on this case, but certainly NHS dietary advice is finally getting better. Not recommending a carbohydrate-weighted diet for diabetics, for example...
  • Dougs 25 Feb 2016 20:12:36 100,414 posts
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    Yeah, and councils also have a duty to those too, and are failing them, mostly. What's your point?
  • PazJohnMitch 25 Feb 2016 20:14:31 17,276 posts
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    Instead of housing and feeding one fat girl they could feed 20 homeless?
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Feb 2016 20:15:39 14,394 posts
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    They could feed her the 20 homeless.

    That'd keep the streets clean and free of riff raff.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 20:18:08
    In the old days she'd have been in a freak show or having her armpits licked so someone could get on an episode of The Word. Tax money shouldn't be wasted on helping people.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 20:40:34
    Some people on here truly deserve their Tory government
  • StarchildHypocrethes 25 Feb 2016 20:47:54 33,974 posts
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    Stay classy, thread.
  • Vortex808 25 Feb 2016 21:13:23 15,593 posts
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    Ghostoftrout wrote:
    She should be put down. What does she contribute to society?
    A few % to our proud proportion of obesity per head of population.

    Second only to the US baby, oh yeah.
  • BreadBinLidHero 25 Feb 2016 21:14:17 10,801 posts
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    Ghostoftrout wrote:
    She should be put down. What does she contribute to society?
    Presumably she supports many local takeaways with her business, and she also gives people someone to feel superior to.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 21:28:23
    If the denizens of this forum demand non-contributors to society be put down, it'll be very quiet round these parts
  • Decks 25 Feb 2016 21:45:43 31,013 posts
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    INTO THE SEA
  • Deleted user 25 February 2016 21:47:28
    She's only really just borderline fat, up Newcastle way
  • Decks 25 Feb 2016 21:50:51 31,013 posts
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    We'd have her modeling for Greggs up here. Get it in the fucking sea.
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