BanjoMan wrote:  I'd love to know who she thinks should take the other part of the blame. |
That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit. • Page 2
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JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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JuanKerr wrote:
prawnking wrote:
The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?
I think the question "could you?" is more approapriate.
At the right angle -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoboabg wrote:
Yeah but 'partly'? She eats a whole chocolate cake a day! (among all the other crud)
BanjoMan wrote:
"I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."
HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.
It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from? -
Goban 10,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI never could grasp why anyone would want to buy tinned potatoes -
She's just fame hungry. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoruttyboy wrote:
"“She’d spit out baby food, so I gave her things like tinned potatoes. We didn’t have much money so it was a case of filling up with food we could afford. Georgia was around four when I realised she ate more than other children. One Easter she munched her way through seven large eggs."
a) So chocolate eggs is the cheapest food you could find? 0_o
and
b) WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HER AFTER THE FIRST ONE?!
That reminds me of a bloke from my school. He was a fat little fucker at aged 11 or so and obviously, the piss was taken out of him.
His excuse was that his mum was poor and could only afford to feed him Mars Bars when he was a kid. -
ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Registered 18 years agoBanjoMan wrote:
boabg wrote:
Yeah but 'partly'? She eats a whole chocolate cake a day! (among all the other crud)
BanjoMan wrote:
"I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."
HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.
It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from?
Hey, come on, it's only a 'medium' WHOLE CHOCOLATE CAKE. -
ruttyboy wrote:
This is always what gets me. These whingeing fuckers say "awwww we couldn't find anything cheaper!!!" meaning "we're too lazy to buy and cook real food." They should be put in prison for poisoning their children.
"“She’d spit out baby food, so I gave her things like tinned potatoes. We didn’t have much money so it was a case of filling up with food we could afford. Georgia was around four when I realised she ate more than other children. One Easter she munched her way through seven large eggs."
a) So chocolate eggs is the cheapest food you could find? 0_o
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BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGoban wrote:
Because you don't even have to cook them, just drain them and tip the contents of the can down your gullet.
I never could grasp why anyone would want to buy tinned potatoes -
Goban 10,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI'm equally bewildered by tinned mushrooms. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPhysically_Insane wrote:
She's just fame hungry.
She'd probably eat that too. -
BanjoMan wrote:
boabg wrote:
Yeah but 'partly'? She eats a whole chocolate cake a day! (among all the other crud)
BanjoMan wrote:
"I know it's partly my fault. But it's so hard to stop eating."
HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! 'Partly'.
It's not only her fault though. She's 15 FFS. Where does all that food come from?
If she's been brought up eating a whole load of shite her whole life then it's no surprise she finds it hard to stop eating.
By the look of the family it doesn't look like any of them will be around for long anyways and mating with them looks...problematic. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
"She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."
LOL
Is it wrong that this made me laugh out loud? -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
And she was only doing the sidestep.
"She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."
LOL -
I thought this was another thread about those people going blind looking for the Virgin Mary. -
ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Registered 18 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
"She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."
LOL
In a similar vein:
"Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”" -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
"She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."
LOL
God imagine the sight of that
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JuanKerr wrote:
RM2KMaster wrote:
"She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."
LOL
Is it wrong that this made me laugh out loud?
Same here, we're going to hell. -
boabg wrote:
LOL
mating with them looks...problematic.
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ruttyboy wrote:
RM2KMaster wrote:
"She tried to dance at a school disco but fell and twisted her knee."
LOL
In a similar vein:
"Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"
I am so thinking of Raiders of the Lost Ark. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoprawnking wrote:
JuanKerr wrote:
prawnking wrote:
The question on every bodies lips is "Would You?"?
I think the question "could you?" is more approapriate.
At the right angle
I bet finding the hole would be a great part of the foreplay.
"Nope, it's not under this fold of flab, I'll try the next one."
"This is making me horny."
"Me too ... bingo!" -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"Before lunch I’ve usually had a couple of cheese sandwiches and prawn cocktail crisps.” -
Bet she loves a spit roast. -
"When not at school she watches TV while snacking on the sofa."
Well, you've got to have a hobby.
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