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Oh fuck me and here's the Sun's doctor's brainfart: "And once you reach this size you can get stuck there, because it becomes impossible to exercise to lose weight." Step 1 - STOP EATING 13,500 calories a day, then any exercise will allow you to lose weight. |
That fat girl what was in the Sun, innit. • Page 3
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ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Carlo 21,801 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLeolian'sBro wrote:
..back when I used to play Quake 3 CTF, we used to call team-mates who would pick up every single item on the map 'Fucking hoovers', 'cause they'd never leave anything for their the rest of us.
STOP EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT YOU MASSIVE FAT TWAT.
I bet if you rolled her over, she'd have "Dyson" stamped on her ass. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRM2KMaster wrote:
ruttyboy wrote:
"Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"
Jesus christ, i can imagine that being one of the funniest things EVER.
I'm definitely going to hell.
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Pirotic wrote:
cosplay?
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If stupidity showed itself in body volume, that girl would look lean next to some of the posters here.
Her fault.
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Leolian'sBro wrote:
She needs to take some appetite suppressants, like cigarettes or coke.
Think how much c0ke you could fit up a nose that fat. -
There's definitely some kind of hideous clusterfuck porno fetish vid waiting to be made. Gather a couple of dozen 'not fussy' blokes, then just set the tape rolling as they flab-wank themselves off all at the same time.
Sorry if you were eating.
And I don't mean to mock the poor unfortunate subject of that article. Much.
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BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"“Last Christmas I spent the entire holiday eating everything in sight." -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"Georgia, who measures 64D-62-74"
Do you reckon she would desribe herself as "curvy" in one of those lonely hearts ads? -
ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Registered 18 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
RM2KMaster wrote:
ruttyboy wrote:
"Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"
Jesus christ, i can imagine that being one of the funniest things EVER.
I'm definitely going to hell.
/ wipes away tear of laughter
I have this image in my head of the mother standing over this vaguely human mess at the bottom of the stairs with an 'oh what a cute kitten!' look on her face. -
malteaserhead 13,443 posts
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Registered 17 years ago“Then when her dad died we would comfort eat together.”
I think that's going a little too far to get some protein in her diet -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHer mum said, "As a baby, Georgia wouldn’t keep down normal milk so I gave her condensed milk."
Now, there's a good start for a nipper. -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
"Georgia, who measures 64D-62-74"
Do you reckon she would desribe herself as "curvy" in one of those lonely hearts ads?
Bubbly too. -
JuanKerr wrote:
"Georgia, who measures 64D-62-74"
Do you reckon she would desribe herself as "curvy" in one of those lonely hearts ads?
No having seen those ads it would be "I have a few extra pounds". -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBanjoMan wrote:
"“Last Christmas I spent the entire holiday eating everything in sight."
In my head, I'm taking that literally. -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
Yeah, the pets, furniture, garden plants...
BanjoMan wrote:
"“Last Christmas I spent the entire holiday eating everything in sight."
In my head, I'm taking that literally. -
her boyfriend probably posts on here, be careful 
(and only one reply to my photoshop, pft, I thought it was funny!) -
Leolian'sBro wrote:
Brown eyes a preference.'
That's not an image I needed. -
ruttyboy 7,950 posts
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Registered 18 years agoShe gets up at 6AM on schooldays so she can get some extra eating time in FFS! O_o -
Ah well, she'll be dead soon and then there'll be one less stupid person in the world. So it;s not all bad news. -
Wow, you lot are harsh. It's a mental illness. As silly as it seems, and as frustrating as it is to watch/read about them complaining, it's an illness nonetheless. -
Pirotic wrote:
Guh, these mods are so insecure. What do you want, a post of the day nomination?
her boyfriend probably posts on here, be careful
(and only one reply to my photoshop, pft, I thought it was funny!)
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