asha wrote: Nah, that's a fear of black people/culture. I'm specifically referring to the fear of being raped up the arse by bowling ball-bag Bob's black buddy .gif) 'spose the whole race thing is irrelevant, I was just responding to the post about a fear of being raped by a huge black guy. For me personally, the fear is really being raped by anyone... black/white (or whatever)... well hung/tiny/coke bottle... let's face it, it's all gonna suck. But black guys have that positive stereotype of being *huge* downstairs, and when it comes to being raped up the arse I think the rapists dick size and the level of fear/pain are in a 1:1 correlation, so HugeBlackCockUpMyArseOPhobia is an understandable fear even if it is based on a stereotype. /is bored /should probably stop talking so much shit |
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L42yB 1,672 posts
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asha 2,023 posts
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Registered 17 years agoL42yB wrote:
For me personally, the fear is really being raped by anyone... black/white (or whatever)... well hung/tiny/coke bottle... let's face it, it's all gonna suck.
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/is bored
/should probably stop talking so much shit
Being raped by an asian dude wouldn't be as bad. lololol asian men have small penises, ect, ect. -
L42yB 1,672 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWhat if someone specifically has the fear of being raped by someone with a small penis? Is there a MiniIthyphallophobia (Fear of small erect penis's?)
If there is a fear of Peanut Butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, then anything is possible... -
asha 2,023 posts
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Registered 17 years agoL42yB wrote:
What if someone specifically has the fear of being raped by someone with a small penis? Is there a MiniIthyphallophobia (Fear of small erect penis's?)
If there is a fear of Peanut Butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, then anything is possible...
I think there could be a connection between being buggered by a bloke and getting stuff stuck to the roof of your mouth. -
L42yB 1,672 posts
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Registered 16 years agoasha wrote:
L42yB wrote:
What if someone specifically has the fear of being raped by someone with a small penis? Is there a MiniIthyphallophobia (Fear of small erect penis's?)
If there is a fear of Peanut Butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, then anything is possible...
I think there could be a connection between being buggered by a bloke and getting stuff stuck to the roof of your mouth.
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daithi90 3,275 posts
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Registered 14 years agoTunaphobia!
The smell and sight of it just creeps me out! Completely irrational! -
I have Phobophobia, the fear of phobias.
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A whopping big list of phobias
And yes, phobophobia is in there. -
asha 2,023 posts
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Registered 17 years agoBeing serious for a moment, I only have one phobia. MOTHS.
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L42yB 1,672 posts
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Registered 16 years agoA fear of phobias????
o_O
But... then... but...
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asha 2,023 posts
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Registered 17 years agoL42yB wrote:
A fear of phobias????
o_O
But... then... but...
/head explodes
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L42yB 1,672 posts
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Registered 16 years agoasha wrote:
L42yB wrote:
A fear of phobias????
o_O
But... then... but...
/head explodes
It's like a fear of fear, innit.
I think Franklin D. Roosevelt had that one... -
daithi90 3,275 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI know a girl who freaks out if anyone touches here ears, and if anyone pretends to touch them she'll run away! -
motti82 3,324 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDDevil wrote:
Lexx87 wrote:
Bump this after 8pm and I will give the full story
We expect to find out later!!.gif)
Here's the overview:-
DDev wakes up in the middle of a circle, crowd facing at him, baying for blood. Realised he's in a car, drives it 2 yards, the steering wheel comes off in his hands, the bonnet and doors fly off, and then he gets a bucket of water thrown at him, for it to be a load of confetti instead.
The lad was in pieces afterwards. -
Arrit 424 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMy housemate had a fear of opening cans with ring pulls (like the ones you get on baked bean cans). He even had a little tool that people with arthritis use to open them. The rest of us in the house made fun of him so much that he conquered his fear. -
L42yB 1,672 posts
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Registered 16 years agomotti82 wrote:
DDevil wrote:
Lexx87 wrote:
Bump this after 8pm and I will give the full story
We expect to find out later!!
Here's the overview:-
DDev wakes up in the middle of a circle, crowd facing at him, baying for blood. Realised he's in a car, drives it 2 yards, the steering wheel comes off in his hands, the bonnet and doors fly off, and then he gets a bucket of water thrown at him, for it to be a load of confetti instead.
The lad was in pieces afterwards.
I was thinking it may have had something to do with being mugged by Shaggy and Violent J... -
_Price_ 3,072 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRectophobia.
Take a wild guess what that is. -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNatAttack wrote:
Shit there's another one. Phones. I hate using phones. Hate it! I will completely not use a phone unless there is 100% no other choice. Ugh.
I'm the same. People in the office think it's weird that I'd rather e-mail.
E-mail is way better than any phone call. It's not rude for a start!
RINGRINGTALKTOMERINGRINGTALKTOMENOW -
ElectricDemon 2,415 posts
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Registered 17 years ago+1 on phones
Not a phobia exactly, but I hate using them. I'd much rather text or use an email/Messenger.
You don't get potential awkward silences for a start, nor can you be guilt-tripped into doing something as easily as it would be on a phone.
I generally have to think very hard about exactly what I'm going to say before I use a phone. And even then, I never really know how to start the beginning of a call.
Case in point is ordering pizzas. Do I say "hi", and then go straight into "I'd like to order 1 large pepperoni etc please."? Or do I just say "hi" and then wait for the guy on the other end to ask for my order. The first way could lead to confusion, the second way could lead to silence.
Overthinking yes, but it's weird........ -
shamblemonkee 17,967 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI new someone who had a phobia of buttons
Apparently,
Button phobia is surprisingly common.
Often, sufferers are surprised to learn that they are far from alone in this surprisingly common, although often unspoken, phobia.
The sufferer quite often believes that they are 'the only one' to suffer from this phobia. Sufferers often report that...
The fear depends on the type or size of button
The fear may only come when the button has 'come loose'
The noise that buttons make may bring a panic attack
The fear may have started in early childhood
The inability to make contact with others wearing buttons
The need to choose clothes for their children that use zips, metal fasteners, elastic or velcro
They can't say, write, or type the word 'buttons'
Male sufferers often find it especially difficult if they work in an office, because they don't like to wear standard office clothing.
They may be afraid of breathing in near a button, in case they inhale the button
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L42yB 1,672 posts
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StringBeanJean 1,789 posts
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Registered 15 years agoasha wrote:
Being serious for a moment, I only have one phobia. MOTHS.
The creepy creepy cunts
+1
If there's one in my room I run out screaming like a big girl, and then summin up the courage to go in and twat it with a magazine. But I don't like killing big insects (anything bigger than a 2p) so I'm stuck. When I lived at home it was not uncommon for me to go and sleep in the spare room if i had a moth invasion. It's the furrines of them I don't like, and their random swoops at your head having been happy going round the lamp for ten minutes. -
armyourfists 917 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNatAttack wrote:
Shit there's another one. Phones. I hate using phones. Hate it! I will completely not use a phone unless there is 100% no other choice. Ugh.
I agree with this 'un. I was over the moon when I found out I could order takeaway online.
My real fear is having an over the phone job interview.
/am cry -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoElectricDemon wrote:
+1 on phones
Not a phobia exactly, but I hate using them. I'd much rather text or use an email/Messenger.
You don't get potential awkward silences for a start, nor can you be guilt-tripped into doing something as easily as it would be on a phone.
I generally have to think very hard about exactly what I'm going to say before I use a phone. And even then, I never really know how to start the beginning of a call.
Case in point is ordering pizzas. Do I say "hi", and then go straight into "I'd like to order 1 large pepperoni etc please."? Or do I just say "hi" and then wait for the guy on the other end to ask for my order. The first way could lead to confusion, the second way could lead to silence.
Overthinking yes, but it's weird........
You are me AICMFP! -
ElectricDemon 2,415 posts
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Good to see I'm not entirely alone then. Everyone else thinks it's weird, or childish, or laziness =/
/high fives fellow weirdo/clone -
Fizzog 4,108 posts
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Registered 13 years agoBump.
I've recently realized I have a phobia of cotton wool, or to be more specific a fear of touching or ripping it.
I'm a grown man who can happily hold spiders and other creepy crawlies but I turn into a bumbling mess by a harmless cotton wool ball. -
Ciaran 1,070 posts
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Registered 20 years agoStrange that, sth. to do with how it feels to the skin maybe? I sometimes get chills down my spine when ripping cotton balls. Don't really mind it though.
On another note, a friend of mine is following therapy for arachnophobia, and I thought it would be a good idea to make her a t-shirt with the word 'Spiders' on the front, and 'not frightened any more!' on the back (well, I'm Flemish, so it was in Dutch obviously). I gave her the gift, she unwrapped it and at the first instant of seeing the front she threw it at my face and legged it, screaming at the top of her lungs. Mind you there were no pictures or anything, just the word 'spiders' in a black font. Had some explaining to do afterwards... :/ -
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motti82 wrote:
Hahaha, I never did tell the story
DDevil wrote:
Lexx87 wrote:
Bump this after 8pm and I will give the full story
We expect to find out later!!
Here's the overview:-
DDev wakes up in the middle of a circle, crowd facing at him, baying for blood. Realised he's in a car, drives it 2 yards, the steering wheel comes off in his hands, the bonnet and doors fly off, and then he gets a bucket of water thrown at him, for it to be a load of confetti instead.
The lad was in pieces afterwards. -
I detest the sound of a phone.. Its just so abrupt and annoying!
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