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Annoying phrases that when uttered should kill the speaker • Page 41
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Technoishmatt 5,365 posts
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mal 29,326 posts
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SiroccoJetProp 430 posts
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Registered 5 years agoAnyone who says "(insert name here) turned around and said..."
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wobbly_Bob 5,162 posts
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Registered 15 years agoAnybody describing a group of their mates as a crew and isn't a pirate, anybody describing a group of their friends as their squad and isn't in the army, anybody not a cowboy and describing a group of their mates as a posse needs shooting. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agowobbly_Bob wrote:
What if I refer to them as a murder as in murder of crows?
Anybody describing a group of their mates as a crew and isn't a pirate, anybody describing a group of their friends as their squad and isn't in the army, anybody not a cowboy and describing a group of their mates as a posse needs shooting. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years ago@SiroccoJetProp what if that person had turned around and said something? -
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Registered 5 years ago@Frogofdoom then you have to state that beforehand. -
Technoishmatt 5,365 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI don't get it. What am I missing? How else do I know for certain they weren't speaking in the other direction. -
wobbly_Bob wrote:
I agree. Similarly "squad".
Anybody describing a group of their mates as a crew and isn't a pirate, anybody describing a group of their friends as their squad and isn't in the army, anybody not a cowboy and describing a group of their mates as a posse needs shooting. -
Technoishmatt 5,365 posts
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Registered 7 years agoMy core group of friends were all in our university karate squad, so I will keep calling them my squad thank you very much. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years ago/Imagines Technoishmatt loitering around the local shopping centre with his karate squad -
BigOrkWaaagh 10,554 posts
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Registered 14 years agodrhickman1983 wrote:
Let's not forget 'posse'!
wobbly_Bob wrote:
I agree. Similarly "squad".
Anybody describing a group of their mates as a crew and isn't a pirate, anybody describing a group of their friends as their squad and isn't in the army, anybody not a cowboy and describing a group of their mates as a posse needs shooting. -
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Registered 15 years agoBigOrkWaaagh wrote:
And crew!
drhickman1983 wrote:
Let's not forget 'posse'!
wobbly_Bob wrote:
I agree. Similarly "squad".
Anybody describing a group of their mates as a crew and isn't a pirate, anybody describing a group of their friends as their squad and isn't in the army, anybody not a cowboy and describing a group of their mates as a posse needs shooting. -
Technoishmatt 5,365 posts
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Registered 7 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
Alas, our loitering days are mostly over
/Imagines Technoishmatt loitering around the local shopping centre with his karate squad
, being distributed across the UK and further afield. A bunch of them though I played Destiny with, so I could still call them my squad. Or does that mean I should actually refer to them as my fireteam?
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Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoInternet twats (millennials?) that type the following:
"I'm shaking with anger"
"I feel physically sick due to tweet xxx"
"I'm crying (with laughter) "
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Alastair 24,828 posts
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Registered 20 years agoDoes it make you shake with anger? -
Alastair 24,828 posts
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Registered 20 years agoA little bit? -
BreadBinLidHero 10,801 posts
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Registered 12 years agoI am orgasming with ennui. -
Your-Mother 8,172 posts
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Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI can't breath!
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Zomoniac 10,628 posts
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Registered 17 years ago"Class", "Class Act" or "Absolute Class" when referring to a footballer doing anything that might show he's potentially a human with emotion.
Used to be reserved for the type of inbreds that use words like "acca", "tekkers" and "worldie", but even the BBC Sport Twitter has started doing it now, usually followed by a hand clap emoji.
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BreadBinLidHero 10,801 posts
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Registered 12 years agoThere is very little about football that is classy.
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lordofthedunce 775 posts
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yegon 6,511 posts
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Registered 18 years ago“Yeah no”.
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lordofthedunce 775 posts
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Registered 12 years agoI went to college with a lad who said "d'ya know what I mean" at the end of nearly everything he said. The first part "d'ja know" was said in a kind of sheep voice, bleating, the second, "what I mean" rose to a fairly high-noted finish. It drove me mad and I wished him death. I look back on it fondly now though and it has given me lots of enjoyment over the years. D'ja know what I mean? -
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Registered 11 years agoDelbert Wilkins? -
Anyone that uses 'lol' or 'omg etc in a verbal conversation, probably deserves to get their head kicked in!
, being distributed across the UK and further afield. A bunch of them though I played Destiny with, so I could still call them my squad. Or does that mean I should actually refer to them as my fireteam?
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