Annoying phrases that when uttered should kill the speaker Page 44

  • bone-on 21 Jan 2021 10:03:14 735 posts
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    "any volunteers"

    As soon as I see that in an email I feel the urge to reply

    "No fuck off you mong twat"
  • Rum_Monkey 21 Jan 2021 10:03:49 2,673 posts
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    Bellend is the most effective I find.

    Just a nice simple "you bellend" with that scrunched up look of disgust face
  • mothercruncher 21 Jan 2021 10:04:17 19,214 posts
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    “Grown ass man” winds me up. I don’t need to know your sexual peccadilloes my dear.
  • Rum_Monkey 21 Jan 2021 10:08:52 2,673 posts
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    Grown ass man sounds like a shit superhero.
  • mrpon 21 Jan 2021 10:09:27 37,164 posts
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    You prefer young ass men?
  • Deleted user 21 January 2021 12:56:02
    @mrpon an younger arse looks nicer than an older one.
  • Rum_Monkey 21 Jan 2021 13:17:57 2,673 posts
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    Jlo begs to differ.
  • hedben2013 25 Feb 2021 16:25:55 2,068 posts
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    "Let's take this offline" has been standard corporate talk for years, and I've usually taken it to mean "You're highlighting my ignorance in front of all these people in this meeting, so can we talk about it later?".

    But I have to say it's especially galling to keep hearing it now, when WE'RE ALL BLOODY ONLINE ALL THE TIME KEN, EVERY WORK INTERCTION I'VE HAD FOR THE PAST YEAR HAS BEEN ONLINE
  • QuickWithKnives 25 Feb 2021 18:25:32 127 posts
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    Sounds like Ken’s in for a paddlin’...
  • BreadBinLidHero 25 Feb 2021 18:46:30 10,587 posts
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    'Open-faced sandwich'. Complete oxymoron, patently not a fucking sandwich. It's like taking the wheels off a car and calling it an 'open-axled car'.
  • Jono62 25 Feb 2021 18:52:27 26,850 posts
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    Decontructed pie/crumble, etc.

    Fuck off.
  • fontgeeksogood 25 Feb 2021 19:22:40 12,913 posts
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    Table stakes and delighters
  • bzzct 25 Feb 2021 19:26:58 2,358 posts
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    @Jono62 It's claiming a level of clever reverse engineering that is hard to justify. "Not constructed" would be fair...
  • DasBooter 25 Feb 2021 21:14:01 531 posts
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    "My truth"

    Urgh. Cringe.
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Feb 2021 21:16:43 14,122 posts
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    "This is my truth!"

    You mean it's factually garbage then?
  • uiruki 25 Feb 2021 21:23:48 5,788 posts
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    "I reject your reality and subsitute my own"
  • Deleted user 25 February 2021 21:23:49
    Sounds like an admission of defeat to me
  • Drakesmoke 26 Feb 2021 08:37:44 786 posts
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    'Hot take' I am not a fan of.

    'Clap back' makes me sick in my mouth but appears to be on the wane.

    'Smashed it' appears to be the British 'crushed it' and is very cringey.
  • Drakesmoke 26 Feb 2021 08:38:05 786 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    "This is my truth!"

    You mean it's factually garbage then?
    Tell me yours.
  • bzzct 26 Feb 2021 08:40:41 2,358 posts
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    Cringe as an adjective.
  • Saul_Iscariot 26 Feb 2021 09:50:19 4,317 posts
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    Drakesmoke wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    "This is my truth!"

    You mean it's factually garbage then?
    Tell me yours.
    I love that album.
  • Nexus_6 26 Feb 2021 09:57:55 6,002 posts
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    BreadBinLidHero wrote:
    'Open-faced sandwich'. Complete oxymoron, patently not a fucking sandwich. It's like taking the wheels off a car and calling it an 'open-axled car'.
  • Drakesmoke 26 Feb 2021 11:09:41 786 posts
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    Saul_Iscariot wrote:
    Drakesmoke wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    "This is my truth!"

    You mean it's factually garbage then?
    Tell me yours.
    I love that album.
    Would you say it's an everlasting classic
  • Psiloc 26 Feb 2021 20:27:57 6,165 posts
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    What was once innocent: "Can we set up a Teams call?"

    I hear this all the time lately when I'm already on the fucking telephone to them.

    Who else needs to know about your fucking PC problem that we have to end our literally ongoing communication and schedule some bullshit meeting with 10 people.

    Although it's preferable to receiving endless invites straight to my calendar which is also massively on the rise.

    The pandemic has taught idiots that VOIP exists
  • DasBooter 19 Mar 2021 13:07:28 531 posts
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    "I got this"
    "You got this"
    "We got this"

    Seems ubiquitous in all American TV shows now.

    Here, let me help you with the grim situation you're facing by uttering this meaningless phrase.
  • imamazed 19 Mar 2021 13:58:14 6,635 posts
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    Similarly, companies saying We got you covered.


    Like a beer company saying Thirsty? We got you covered?

    Or even Bank Holiday? We got you covered.
  • Ocrovastru 19 Mar 2021 14:07:46 687 posts
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    Throwing Shade

    Good or bad 'optics'

    'Sounds like a you problem'

    Yeet.

    ANYFUCKINGTHINGFORTNITEYOUTUBERSBABBLEONABOUT
  • Wayne 19 Mar 2021 14:15:51 3,357 posts
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    "You love to see it" is popular as fuck on Twitter and annoys the cunt out of me. Also, starting tweets with "I don't know who needs to hear this, but...." and ending tweets with "That's it. That's the tweet".
  • chopsen 19 Mar 2021 15:07:17 21,874 posts
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    The obvious mistake you made there was go on to twitter.
  • beastmaster 19 Mar 2021 17:19:10 22,083 posts
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    "It is clutch!"

    I'm assuming that means good.
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