Annoying phrases that when uttered should kill the speaker Page 46

  • JamboWayOh 12 Apr 2021 21:08:12 24,972 posts
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    I do not know.
  • BreadBinLidHero 12 Apr 2021 21:08:59 10,743 posts
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    You insult the chicken before eating it.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Apr 2021 21:31:38 24,972 posts
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    I really do miss Nandos, it's nothing special at all but it's just so simple and the right price that I'd always have one before watching a film at the cinema with my mates even today as a 37 year old. Tbh it's probably the whole thing of spending time with your friends which I've done less and less of for obvious reasons.
  • Frogofdoom 12 Apr 2021 21:34:13 17,851 posts
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    Because you don't have any ;) ?
  • JamboWayOh 12 Apr 2021 21:37:19 24,972 posts
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    My secret shame

    Cunt. 🤪
  • Alastair 12 Apr 2021 21:37:45 24,819 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I really do miss Nandos, it's nothing special at all but it's just so simple and the right price that I'd always have one before watching a film at the cinema with my mates even today as a 37 year old. Tbh it's probably the whole thing of spending time with your friends which I've done less and less of for obvious reasons.
    Nandos is still open for takeaway...
    Not the same but better than nothing.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Apr 2021 21:38:42 24,972 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I really do miss Nandos, it's nothing special at all but it's just so simple and the right price that I'd always have one before watching a film at the cinema with my mates even today as a 37 year old. Tbh it's probably the whole thing of spending time with your friends which I've done less and less of for obvious reasons.
    Nandos is still open for takeaway...
    Not the same but better than nothing.
    It doesn't exist in Andorra unfortunately.
  • Alastair 12 Apr 2021 21:39:14 24,819 posts
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    Ahhh, forgot that bit.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Apr 2021 21:39:54 24,972 posts
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    Soon, though. Soon.
  • Frogofdoom 12 Apr 2021 21:43:58 17,851 posts
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    Time to open a franchise Jambo
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2021 21:46:13 14,313 posts
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    Cheeky Jambo's
  • Rum_Monkey 12 Apr 2021 21:48:21 3,335 posts
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    Garlic peri peri sauce from Nandos is amazing.
  • Alastair 12 Apr 2021 21:49:18 24,819 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    Garlic peri peri sauce from Nandos is amazing.
    Pretty spicy if it's the stuff I'm thinking of.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Apr 2021 21:49:20 24,972 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    Time to open a franchise Jambo
    HMMMMMMMMMM
  • JamboWayOh 12 Apr 2021 21:50:28 24,972 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    Garlic peri peri sauce from Nandos is amazing.
    Did you ever try the Nandos peri peri mayonnaise that you can buy in the shops. Pretty good and obviously awful for your health.
  • Rum_Monkey 12 Apr 2021 22:06:32 3,335 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    Garlic peri peri sauce from Nandos is amazing.
    Pretty spicy if it's the stuff I'm thinking of.
    People label bottle, it's their best.

    @Jambo all the pitta's have that in now too.

    Edited by Rum_Monkey at 22:06:52 12-04-2021
  • boo 12 Apr 2021 23:22:30 13,884 posts
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    I hate the 'cheeky' thing. About 20 years ago, I moved jobs to go from an Ops role to become a programmer, and so I joined that years' Grad intake who were all probably 12 years younger than me. We worked pretty closely for the first 6 months, and I came to loathe the regular call for some 'cheeky beers'. Sadly the instigator of the 'cheeky' thing is now a senior director in the company, whereas if there were any justice they'd be cleaning drains.
  • Rogueywon 13 Apr 2021 00:04:56 12,260 posts
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    I've had the odd Deliveroo Nandos during the various lockdowns. They've cut the portion size since Christmas to the point it's now a bit of a rip-off.
  • mrpon 13 Apr 2021 00:07:40 37,316 posts
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    The driver takes a cheeky bite.
  • cov 13 Apr 2021 00:27:03 2,522 posts
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    One stop shop
  • RawShark 13 Apr 2021 01:14:01 2,080 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Cheeky Jambo's
    I know this is a joke, but I could totally go for a cheeky Jambo’s right now.
  • Lexmeister 14 Apr 2021 16:41:54 67 posts
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    "Low-key"
    "Not gonna lie"
    "Are we not gonna talk about"

    I've got to spend less time on Youtube
  • Wayne 14 Apr 2021 16:47:40 3,955 posts
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    I’m fine with “Not gonna lie” when it’s used correctly. For instance “I’m not gonna lie, this pie you baked tastes like shit”.
  • JoeBlade 14 Apr 2021 17:01:22 6,195 posts
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    Wayne wrote:
    I’m fine with “Not gonna lie” when it’s used correctly. For instance “I’m not gonna lie, this pie you baked tastes like shit”.
    You should throw in 'literally' to make completely confusing: 'I'm not gonna lie, this pie you baked literally tastes like shit.'
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Apr 2021 17:02:46 14,313 posts
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    "I turned around and said"

    You didn't do a 360 before speaking, you idiot.
  • freddymercurystwin 14 Apr 2021 17:08:17 2,784 posts
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    Daaaaaad, can you buy me some Robux?
  • Darth_Flibble 14 Apr 2021 17:21:58 5,517 posts
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    Its far worse when its some 50+ person saying they are going for a "cheeky beer/bottle of red" thinking they are hip. I use to work with this cunt who did this, everything was "a cheeky...." deserves to have his teeth removed with a hammer
  • Deleted user 14 April 2021 17:24:24
    Co Worker: Darth you coming for a cheeky beer

    Darth: John if you don't stop saying cheeky I'm going to shove this cheeky hammer into your cheek and knock out some of your cheeky teeth. You cheeky cunt!

    Co worker: Cheeky cheeky
  • drhickman1983 23 Apr 2021 14:37:41 7,763 posts
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    I find the term "side hustle" quite grating.
  • Wayne 23 Apr 2021 14:54:15 3,955 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    "I turned around and said"

    You didn't do a 360 before speaking, you idiot.
    Surely turning round would suggest a 180?
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