Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread Page 37

  • mrpon 25 May 2020 15:06:13 36,364 posts
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    I'm intrigued now. Esophageal dilation?
  • mrpon 25 May 2020 15:06:29 36,364 posts
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    Great
  • smoothpete 25 May 2020 15:17:39 37,118 posts
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    :D That's a good one
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 May 2020 15:23:48 13,046 posts
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    I was sat in my front room next to an open window and other than the laughing at the comment that's the only bit of the conversation I heard sadly.
  • fontgeeksogood 25 May 2020 15:26:49 10,573 posts
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    Could've dangled the old chap out of the window and see what happened. It's fine as long as you don't shake hands after
  • JamboWayOh 25 May 2020 15:28:10 20,717 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Could've dangled the old chap out of the window and see what happened. It's fine as long as you don't shake hands after
    Hang on, Challenge has got a big enough appendage to dangle it out of the window? How did you come by this information pray tell?
  • fontgeeksogood 25 May 2020 15:31:45 10,573 posts
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    I just assume everyone is #blessed
  • JamboWayOh 25 May 2020 15:34:48 20,717 posts
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    Yes, yes. I dangle mine outside my living room for the neighbours, nightly.
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 May 2020 17:22:08 13,046 posts
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    If only you knew.

    That I'm hung like an amphetamine addled amoeba.
  • smoothpete 1 Aug 2020 09:56:24 37,118 posts
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    Old skinny rough looking lady shouting into the intercom of the Reading council office just now:

    “Sort your fucking life out and sort this fucking town out because it’s a load of fucking shit”

    Ok Doris calm down
  • Alastair 1 Aug 2020 10:47:27 24,317 posts
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    Pete overhears the best shit.
  • ZuluHero 1 Aug 2020 10:51:32 9,153 posts
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    I mean, she's not wrong is she? ;)
  • Flying_Pig 1 Aug 2020 11:44:19 16,688 posts
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    Hey - Reading isn't that bad...

    Edited by Flying_Pig at 11:44:35 01-08-2020
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 1 Aug 2020 12:02:46 9,333 posts
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    Post deleted
  • Flying_Pig 1 Aug 2020 12:48:07 16,688 posts
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    Thread fix

    Edited by Flying_Pig at 12:48:24 01-08-2020
  • smoothpete 1 Aug 2020 13:29:26 37,118 posts
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    Flying_Pig wrote:
    Hey - Reading isn't that bad...
    It’s not, but I live on the main path from Whitley to the town centre so it’s a bit spiky sometimes. Like Thursday morning, 8:30am, was walking back from town and wandered past a crack deal going down, at high volume (literally shouting at each other between a couple in a car and a couple on the path). Not ideal.

    The only reason I hear so much random shit is from walking around here all the time. I only post a small fraction of what I actually hear.

    Home sweet home :)
  • elstoof 1 Aug 2020 13:30:58 25,980 posts
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    Can’t you have a word in your local MPs ear
  • elstoof 1 Aug 2020 13:31:21 25,980 posts
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    Other than “call me daddy” I mean
  • ZuluHero 1 Aug 2020 13:39:36 9,153 posts
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    The local mp is probably a crack dealer too.
  • mrpon 2 Aug 2020 21:46:13 36,364 posts
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    "Ohhh it's on the other side!"

    (Woman at the petrol pump)
  • JYM60 3 Aug 2020 02:04:31 18,506 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    "Ohhh it's on the other side!"

    (Woman at the petrol pump)
    https://youtu.be/SHUO3HI2jCY
  • Saul_Iscariot 3 Aug 2020 02:29:36 3,790 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    "Ohhh it's on the other side!"

    (Woman at the petrol pump)
    Some sort of existentialist scenario? Like how the police used to engage you in philosophical quandaries at 02:00, on the way home from the pub. Who are you and what are you doing here. Pissed up me shouldn’t have taken them on at questions the greatest minds have debated for thousands of years and cannot agree on.
  • JoeBlade 3 Aug 2020 08:16:11 5,233 posts
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    Saul_Iscariot wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    "Ohhh it's on the other side!"

    (Woman at the petrol pump)
    Some sort of existentialist scenario? Like how the police used to engage you in philosophical quandaries at 02:00, on the way home from the pub. Who are you and what are you doing here. Pissed up me shouldn’t have taken them on at questions the greatest minds have debated for thousands of years and cannot agree on.
    PARKLIFE!
  • richarddavies 3 Aug 2020 08:47:33 7,862 posts
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    Heh, i love how you can shout that at the end of any sentence uttered by Russell Brand and it makes sense.
  • ZuluHero 3 Aug 2020 09:34:26 9,153 posts
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    JYM60 wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    "Ohhh it's on the other side!"

    (Woman at the petrol pump)
    https://youtu.be/SHUO3HI2jCY
    Glol :)
  • puddleduck 3 Aug 2020 10:08:19 1,916 posts
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    Back towards the start of lockdown and with supermarket shelves being somehwat stripped I was in Tescos in Bristol.

    As I have a gluten intolerance I was in the free from aisle browsing for things when a Bristolian sounding couple with some signs they had issues with portion sizes walked past me. The woman stopped and said to her husband "I wish I was gluten free they've got loads of stuff still on the shelves" and then walked off.

    Edited by puddleduck at 10:09:01 03-08-2020
  • askew 3 Aug 2020 11:12:04 21,785 posts
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    Heh.
  • ZuluHero 3 Aug 2020 11:15:59 9,153 posts
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    And now I can see why people are struggling to wear masks properly.

    Maybe I've just been giving people too much credit...
  • smoothpete 23 Aug 2020 15:47:37 37,118 posts
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    “One or the biggest problems, apart from the the emus attacking you...”

    No context, just overheard this walking through Windsor
  • LegendaryApe 23 Aug 2020 20:20:52 2,108 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    “One or the biggest problems, apart from the the emus attacking you...”

    No context, just overheard this walking through Windsor
    Clearly an acronym. E.M.U, obviously electro-magnetic unicorns. They're fucking rampant, especially in August.
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