Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread Page 38

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  • Rogueywon 23 Aug 2020 20:31:47 11,968 posts
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    Being attacked by Emus is probably a lot scarier than it initially sounds.
  • fontgeeksogood 23 Aug 2020 20:34:38 12,913 posts
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    Feathery velociraptors
  • One_Vurfed_Gwrx 23 Aug 2020 21:02:23 4,317 posts
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    Rod Hull is on the loose...
  • Psychotext 8 Nov 2020 17:16:44 70,155 posts
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    Two kids playing in the street, maybe 8 years old...

    "My dad's gone."
    "What you do mean?"
    "Died, smoked too much."
    "Oh."
    "Died of lung cancer."
    "Does it make you sad to talk about it?"

    Right in the feels. :(
  • Psychotext 15 Nov 2020 18:52:50 70,155 posts
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    Overheard from my own goddamn wife in the oil aisle of the supermarket.

    "Yeah, you've been looking for an alternative to rape for a while."

    Sigh. lol
  • Vortex808 15 Nov 2020 19:04:35 15,249 posts
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    😆

    Or O_o

    Dependent on who heard it & their knowing the context!
  • elstoof 15 Nov 2020 19:19:33 27,431 posts
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    Doubling down on that filthy perv reputation eh
  • Psychotext 15 Nov 2020 21:37:02 70,155 posts
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    I was like... "You might want to re-phrase that" lol
  • fontgeeksogood 15 Nov 2020 22:04:46 12,913 posts
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    Hip still giving you problems
  • Psychotext 15 Nov 2020 22:09:11 70,155 posts
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    Yes, but that's not why I'm relying on rape...

    ...seed oil.
  • smoothpete 5 Dec 2020 11:46:33 37,666 posts
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    “Don’t forget your octopus”
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    Genuine one from the family:-

    "It wasn't until the day after that we realised 'quarantine' meant that no one could come to the house!"
  • smoothpete 4 Mar 2021 08:19:51 37,666 posts
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    “... when you wake up tomorrow and have to sell your gaping cunt... you fucking despicable piece of shit”

    2 junkies walking past me just now
  • Nexus_6 4 Mar 2021 11:15:28 6,070 posts
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    How much does a gaping cunt go for these days anyway?
  • mikew1985 4 Mar 2021 11:25:42 15,522 posts
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    Never before has a signature been better matched to the content of a post.

    Edited by mikew1985 at 11:25:54 04-03-2021
  • Alastair 4 Mar 2021 12:06:32 24,784 posts
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    Pete overhears the best conversations.
  • PazJohnMitch 4 Mar 2021 12:41:53 17,036 posts
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    Either that or he has some seriously fucked up voices in his head.
  • mrpon 4 Mar 2021 12:50:30 37,235 posts
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    ... when you wake up tomorrow and have to tell your baking aunt... you booking despicable me 2 ticks?
  • elstoof 4 Mar 2021 12:55:18 27,431 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Pete overhears the best conversations.
    That’s Reading for you
  • ZuluHero 4 Mar 2021 13:47:36 10,220 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Two kids playing in the street, maybe 8 years old...

    "My dad's gone."
    "What you do mean?"
    "Died, smoked too much."
    "Oh."
    "Died of lung cancer."
    "Does it make you sad to talk about it?"

    Right in the feels. :(
    A friend died in the middle of last year, and then both her cats died shortly after. Her son, also around 8 said to his dad;

    "Dad, I think I'm too young for all this death"

    :(
  • smoothpete 4 Mar 2021 14:39:54 37,666 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Alastair wrote:
    Pete overhears the best conversations.
    That’s Reading for you
    It really is. Plus I walk everywhere so get to overhear a lot of shit.
  • Rogueywon 4 Mar 2021 14:43:42 11,968 posts
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    Heard a good one the other week while out for a walk. Two old ladies talking to each other, one of them with a labrador on a lead.

    "I'd give her a bit of room today, she's a bit farty. Aren't you, girl? A BIT FARTY!"

    Dunno whether she meant the dog or the other woman.
  • Psychotext 4 Mar 2021 16:04:19 70,155 posts
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    ZuluHero wrote:
    A friend died in the middle of last year, and then both her cats died shortly after. Her son, also around 8 said to his dad;

    "Dad, I think I'm too young for all this death"

    :(
    :(

    Snippets of depressing overheard conversations thread.
  • Alastair 4 Mar 2021 16:20:13 24,784 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Pete overhears the best shit.
    From last August. :)
  • mrpon 4 Mar 2021 16:22:26 37,235 posts
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    You've changed Al
  • Alastair 4 Mar 2021 16:24:17 24,784 posts
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    I put clean clothes on every day.
  • Nemesis 4 Mar 2021 16:43:25 20,085 posts
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    You probably want to change out the dirty ones first mind ...
  • RichDC 13 Jun 2021 18:19:34 9,106 posts
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    We're camping this weekend. From a group last night playing a game a couple of tents down. A standard ’guess what I am' type game. I assume it was with a card on the forehead or similar.

    'A big piece of bread, but french.'
    'French stick?'
    'No'
    'French roll?'
    'No'
    'French bread?'
    'Fucks sake no!'
    'Someone else have a fucking go.'
    'A bunch of flowers'
    'A bouquet you twat!'

    Made me laugh! :lol:
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