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LockeTribal 29 Sep 2008 16:31:34 4,693 posts
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Someone was trying to play the old offside trap in her penalty box but it wasn't going to work cause she was onside?

Deleted user 29 September 2008 16:33:42

She wants to be fucked in the asshole because she's on her period?

opalw00t 29 Sep 2008 17:34:06 12,813 posts
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^That.

She's really fussy.

tombo 29 Sep 2008 17:35:29 2,124 posts
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Woah woah, let's not jump to conclusions...

She might just want him to come on her tits.

espy 29 Sep 2008 17:45:47 840 posts
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Two young women on the sidewalk: "... yes but how, without any legs?"

I really wonder what that was about.

Deleted user 29 September 2008 17:49:09

espy wrote:
Two young women on the sidewalk: "... yes but how, without any legs?"

I really wonder what that was about.

Obvious answer: Paralympics?

Better answer: Amputee fetishism?

smoothpete 30 Sep 2008 16:16:29 34,915 posts
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"... it vibrated when I was in the squat position"

rudedudejude 30 Sep 2008 16:26:14 2,362 posts
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thefilthandthefury wrote:
My girlfriend once sat down on a bus to hear a woman behind her say the following into her phone...

"...but not in my box, 'cause I'm on"

Now, I'm pretty sure there's only one way to take that.

Damit why can't I meet women like that

smoothpete 13 Oct 2008 10:08:51 34,915 posts
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"...her nappies have been horrible all week. It's been all yellow."

opalw00t 13 Oct 2008 10:10:53 12,813 posts
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Now I have Coldplay stuck on my IJ

cubbymoore 13 Oct 2008 12:15:12 36,709 posts
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I overheard an old lady in the park say to some ducks "if you eat too much you'll sink you fat bastard." I'm now convinced that all old ladies like to feed ducks bread.

Deleted user 13 October 2008 12:17:04

I overheard my cousin's gf and my auntie talking about Nelson Mandela and his incarceration in Alcatraz.

TheSaint 13 Oct 2008 12:21:03 17,936 posts
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boabg wrote:
I overheard my cousin's gf and my auntie talking about Nelson Mandela and his incarceration in Alcatraz.

The Rock 2

DUFFMAN5 13 Oct 2008 12:24:23 23,361 posts
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...........and then I gave her a pearl necklace*

..................Just as he was on the vinegar stroke*

*may not be true.

Optyk 13 Oct 2008 12:26:26 1,325 posts
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"....Stabbed in face. Hi, Customer Service, how can I help you?"

Deleted user 13 October 2008 12:27:32

TheSaint wrote:

boabg wrote:
I overheard my cousin's gf and my auntie talking about Nelson Mandela and his incarceration in Alcatraz.

The Rock 2

That could work!

/phones Michael Bay

opalw00t 13 Oct 2008 12:38:50 12,813 posts
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/phone explodes in slow motion

DarmokJalad 8 Jan 2009 04:12:10 63,616 posts
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"...GO TO BED AND STOP PISSFARTING AROUND!"

Pissfarting? o_O What a beautiful word

paul_haine 8 Jan 2009 09:01:16 4,203 posts
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"You'll never get WiFi on trains because it interferes with the driver's machinery"

MrSensible 8 Jan 2009 09:09:00 26,517 posts
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paul_haine wrote:
"You'll never get WiFi on trains because it interferes with the driver's machinery"

Deleted user 8 January 2009 09:51:52

Once, when I was in my GP's waiting room I overheard the following from a young mother who was returning from her appointment to meet her mum:

'He said it's like cold sores, but how do you end up with cold sores all over your bum?'

Psychotext 8 Jan 2009 13:54:15 63,654 posts
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"... I need you to be there or there's a good chance someone's going to get killed."

O_o

TheMoonRat 8 Jan 2009 16:20:08 29 posts
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"... because yeah, I'm a man in drag....."

Snippet as a woman walked past me in Birmingham whilst I had headphones on.

smoothpete 8 Jan 2009 16:54:10 34,915 posts
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(Pregnant girl referring to her vagina):

"... you could put a fist up there by the end of 10 months"

BravoGolf Moderator 8 Jan 2009 16:59:07 12,771 posts
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"Isn't it great what they're doing in the Gaza Strip?"

pjmaybe 8 Jan 2009 17:03:59 70,666 posts
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"...had a clit like a satsuma."

A genuine "choke on my beverage" moment overheard the other day in the staff coffee lounge here.

smoothpete 22 Jan 2009 12:20:12 34,915 posts
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"... it doesn't smell like normal runny bum. It smells acidic"

I'M TRYING TO EAT MY LUNCH FOR FUCKS SAKE

belta 22 Jan 2009 17:02:12 306 posts
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i overheard an old flat mate tell his girlfriend over the phone he was gay

sirtacos 22 Jan 2009 23:05:07 8,045 posts
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Walking to my place the other day, I passed by two girls having an animated discussion. Girl number 1 says to girl number 2:

"If some guy raped me, I'd be like: "NO." "

...

Rape: Just Say No.

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