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Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread • Page 2
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LockeTribal 4,729 posts
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She wants to be fucked in the asshole because she's on her period? -
opalw00t 12,836 posts
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Registered 16 years ago^That.
She's really fussy. -
tombo 2,143 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWoah woah, let's not jump to conclusions...
She might just want him to come on her tits. -
espy 840 posts
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Registered 15 years agoTwo young women on the sidewalk: "... yes but how, without any legs?"
I really wonder what that was about. -
espy wrote:
Two young women on the sidewalk: "... yes but how, without any legs?"
I really wonder what that was about.
Obvious answer: Paralympics?
Better answer: Amputee fetishism? -
smoothpete 37,418 posts
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Registered 17 years ago"... it vibrated when I was in the squat position" -
rudedudejude 2,372 posts
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Registered 15 years agothefilthandthefury wrote:
My girlfriend once sat down on a bus to hear a woman behind her say the following into her phone...
"...but not in my box, 'cause I'm on"
Now, I'm pretty sure there's only one way to take that.
Damit why can't I meet women like that -
smoothpete 37,418 posts
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Registered 17 years ago"...her nappies have been horrible all week. It's been all yellow." -
opalw00t 12,836 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNow I have Coldplay stuck on my IJ -
I overheard an old lady in the park say to some ducks "if you eat too much you'll sink you fat bastard." I'm now convinced that all old ladies like to feed ducks bread. -
I overheard my cousin's gf and my auntie talking about Nelson Mandela and his incarceration in Alcatraz. -
TheSaint 20,294 posts
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Registered 15 years agoboabg wrote:
I overheard my cousin's gf and my auntie talking about Nelson Mandela and his incarceration in Alcatraz.
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DUFFMAN5 26,471 posts
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Registered 16 years ago...........and then I gave her a pearl necklace*
..................Just as he was on the vinegar stroke*
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TheSaint wrote:
boabg wrote:
I overheard my cousin's gf and my auntie talking about Nelson Mandela and his incarceration in Alcatraz.
The Rock 2
That could work!
/phones Michael Bay -
opalw00t 12,836 posts
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Registered 16 years ago/phone explodes in slow motion -
MrWorf 64,002 posts
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Registered 19 years ago"...GO TO BED AND STOP PISSFARTING AROUND!"
Pissfarting? o_O What a beautiful word -
"You'll never get WiFi on trains because it interferes with the driver's machinery" -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 15 years agopaul_haine wrote:
"You'll never get WiFi on trains because it interferes with the driver's machinery"
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Once, when I was in my GP's waiting room I overheard the following from a young mother who was returning from her appointment to meet her mum:
'He said it's like cold sores, but how do you end up with cold sores all over your bum?' -
Psychotext 69,296 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"... I need you to be there or there's a good chance someone's going to get killed."
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TheMoonRat 29 posts
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Registered 15 years ago"... because yeah, I'm a man in drag....."
Snippet as a woman walked past me in Birmingham whilst I had headphones on. -
smoothpete 37,418 posts
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Registered 17 years ago(Pregnant girl referring to her vagina):
"... you could put a fist up there by the end of 10 months" -
"Isn't it great what they're doing in the Gaza Strip?" -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 19 years ago"...had a clit like a satsuma."
A genuine "choke on my beverage" moment overheard the other day in the staff coffee lounge here. -
smoothpete 37,418 posts
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Registered 17 years ago"... it doesn't smell like normal runny bum. It smells acidic"
I'M TRYING TO EAT MY LUNCH FOR FUCKS SAKE -
belta 306 posts
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Registered 12 years agoi overheard an old flat mate tell his girlfriend over the phone he was gay -
Walking to my place the other day, I passed by two girls having an animated discussion. Girl number 1 says to girl number 2:
"If some guy raped me, I'd be like: "NO." "
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Rape: Just Say No.
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