Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread Page 21

  • mikeck 31 Jan 2013 09:50:55 1,936 posts
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    skuzzbag wrote:

    The Electric in Birmingham does sofas, waiters, beer and text ordering.

    and cocktails.
    So they play the orange adverts telling people to switch their phones off but then advertise a text ordering system?

    If they offered this text service in London I'd stop going to the chain cinemas, there are far too many cunts who piss about with their phones during films as it is.
  • Scurrminator 31 Jan 2013 10:27:29 9,033 posts
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    I think my wife has booked out the electric for my 30th so I can see Die Hard on the big screen. To hear they serve beers is most welcomed!
  • Scurrminator 31 Jan 2013 10:28:09 9,033 posts
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    mikeck wrote:
    skuzzbag wrote:

    The Electric in Birmingham does sofas, waiters, beer and text ordering.

    and cocktails.
    So they play the orange adverts telling people to switch their phones off but then advertise a text ordering system?

    If they offered this text service in London I'd stop going to the chain cinemas, there are far too many cunts who piss about with their phones during films as it is.
    It's not a multiplex; people know what they're getting there before they go in. No plebs.
  • mikeck 31 Jan 2013 10:34:48 1,936 posts
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    @Scurrminator That makes a big difference then.

    I imagine if that was offered in cinemas like the Prince Charles here in London it wouldn't be a problem either.

    In fact there is an Electric Cinema in London too...but I don't think they are linked in any way :)
  • kickerconspiracy 31 Jan 2013 10:48:51 494 posts
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    I used to be 30.
  • Load_2.0 5 Feb 2013 08:12:35 26,391 posts
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    Girl 1 Did they give you those pills for swine flu?

    Girl 2 No they... Cough cough cough.


    FUCK YOU Typhoid Mary! Get off my tube.
  • S.J.Rogers 5 Feb 2013 08:38:14 3,593 posts
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    Wow... Time to avoid Load_2.0..!
  • smoothpete 15 Feb 2013 09:01:19 34,627 posts
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    "Do you know how many fucking people have gone to jail for fucking drug dealing because of me? Zero"

    Good to know, thanks.
  • Ultrasoundwave 15 Feb 2013 09:07:16 5,686 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    "Do you know how many fucking people have gone to jail for fucking drug dealing because of me? Zero"

    Good to know, thanks.
    I'm assuming that was you overhearing one of the many fine police officers in this country?
  • billythekid 15 Feb 2013 09:11:04 12,196 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    "Do you know how many fucking people have gone to jail for fucking drug dealing because of me? Zero"

    Good to know, thanks.
    I'm assuming that was you overhearing one of the many fine police officers in this country?
    Nah, it'll be a judge.
  • smoothpete 15 Feb 2013 09:25:30 34,627 posts
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    :)

    Nah just some rough looking guy talking to his mate as I walked past them on my road. I would have been interested to know the context.
  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 10:43:11 26,391 posts
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  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 10:43:26 26,391 posts
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    .
  • Alastair 15 Feb 2013 10:46:28 21,887 posts
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    You need to sober up a bit! ;)
  • fletch7100 15 Feb 2013 13:51:53 8,368 posts
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    Kid leaning against a metal frame outside Macdonalds talking on his phone. A pensioner goes up to him and says excuse me. Kid responds with what the fuck you want old man, piss off , don't you know I'm on the phone etc for 5 mins. Old man calmly says, that's very well but that frame still has wet paint and has messed up you designer jacket. Have a good day, and walks away smiling.
  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 14:38:44 26,391 posts
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  • Dougs 15 Feb 2013 14:38:51 85,201 posts
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    \o/
  • ibenam 15 Feb 2013 18:52:05 3,130 posts
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    fletch7100 wrote:
    Kid leaning against a metal frame outside Macdonalds talking on his phone. A pensioner goes up to him and says excuse me. Kid responds with what the fuck you want old man, piss off , don't you know I'm on the phone etc for 5 mins. Old man calmly says, that's very well but that frame still has wet paint and has messed up you designer jacket. Have a good day, and walks away smiling.
    Pics or it didnt happen.
  • jonsaan 15 Feb 2013 19:34:56 26,774 posts
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    Does anyone know how to get paint off a puffer jacket?
  • L0cky 15 Feb 2013 21:46:11 2,001 posts
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    Special old man sauce.
  • PhoenixFlames 15 Feb 2013 22:47:28 9,263 posts
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    Anti theft paint?
  • PhoenixFlames 15 Feb 2013 22:47:29 9,263 posts
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    Anti theft paint?
  • smoothpete 21 May 2014 15:48:37 34,627 posts
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    "11 centimetres?! That's nearly half a ruler!"
  • onestepfromlost 21 May 2014 15:57:45 2,699 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    "11 centimetres?! That's nearly half a ruler!"
    I don't know why but this one really made me chuckle
  • Kosmoz 21 May 2014 16:18:59 8,183 posts
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    Group of junkies hanging about at the entrance to a close with cans of cheap lager. One of them says to another, "don't worry, you won't get caught." Wonder what they were up to.
  • PazJohnMitch 21 May 2014 16:36:58 13,433 posts
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    He probably fucked his girlfriend's mother.
  • Salaman 18 Jun 2014 08:43:49 23,034 posts
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    Sitting at Starbucks in the main train station, which is also a few tram stops from the local Ikea.

    There's a couple next to me with a little girl that's about three.

    Mom: right drink up sweety and then we go to Ikea. There's like a team or something.
    Girl: kea! KEA! KEA!
    Dad: don't fall in love with Ikea, you'll make your father very unhappy.
  • fletch7100 18 Jun 2014 08:53:06 8,368 posts
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    Bus stop in local town, 2 men both driving mobility scooters arrived at the bus stop from different directions. One of the men usually hangs out at drunks corner in my local town. Bus turns up, only one scooter is allowed on the bus due to size restrictions.

    This starts off a row between the 2 blokes. Including such lines as I was here first, at least im a cripple from this country and I'm more disabled than you as I have seen you walking to the off-licence

    Bus driver starts laughing at them then drives off
  • brokenkey 18 Jun 2014 10:22:17 9,552 posts
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    fletch7100 wrote:
    Bus stop in local town, 2 men both driving mobility scooters arrived at the bus stop from different directions. One of the men usually hangs out at drunks corner in my local town. Bus turns up, only one scooter is allowed on the bus due to size restrictions.

    This starts off a row between the 2 blokes. Including such lines as I was here first, at least im a cripple from this country and I'm more disabled than you as I have seen you walking to the off-licence

    Bus driver starts laughing at them then drives off
    That's youtube gold. You could have made a mint.
  • CosmicFuzz 18 Jun 2014 10:24:10 32,214 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    fletch7100 wrote:
    Bus stop in local town, 2 men both driving mobility scooters arrived at the bus stop from different directions. One of the men usually hangs out at drunks corner in my local town. Bus turns up, only one scooter is allowed on the bus due to size restrictions.

    This starts off a row between the 2 blokes. Including such lines as I was here first, at least im a cripple from this country and I'm more disabled than you as I have seen you walking to the off-licence

    Bus driver starts laughing at them then drives off
    That's youtube gold. You could have made a mint.
    Bit dangerous to be operating a phone whilst driving.
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