Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread Page 28

  • mothercruncher 8 Apr 2016 19:10:31 16,484 posts
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    Graxlar wrote:
    @FartPipe because its the internet and I cannot be bothered typing you're when your will do
    "Your" will do if you're OK knowing that everyone reading is assuming you're that thick kid at school who used to eat poster paint.
  • Deleted user 8 April 2016 19:12:01
    And yet paradoxically, it is Billy Fartpipe who threw the stone from within his most delicate of greenhouse
  • BillMurray 22 Apr 2016 08:34:49 9,433 posts
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    Woman #1 "What is the name for a wasp nest?"

    Woman #2 "Is it a bee hive?"
  • Deleted user 22 April 2016 09:23:48
    mothercruncher wrote:
    Graxlar wrote:
    @FartPipe because its the internet and I cannot be bothered typing you're when your will do
    "Your" will do if you're OK knowing that everyone reading is assuming you're that thick kid at school who used to eat poster paint.
    obviously i didn't bother reading through this two weeks ago. In all honesty, i gave up giving a shit what people on da interwebz years ago. If everyone wants to think of me as a thicko who ate poster paint that is fair enough, but i know for a fack it was glitter paint so nerrr.
  • Vortex808 10 Jun 2016 15:24:23 13,348 posts
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    Whilst walking through a hospital campus on the way to work this morning, I walked by two right dodgy looking rat-faced blokes going the other way.

    One of whom was saying to the other 'I'm no grass, but I'm doing it for the sake of my family.'.

    I wish I'd heard a bit more before or after that tbh.
  • Deleted user 10 June 2016 15:46:59
    Vortex808 wrote:
    Whilst walking through a hospital campus on the way to work this morning, I walked by two right dodgy looking rat-faced blokes going the other way.

    One of whom was saying to the other 'I'm no grass, but I'm doing it for the sake of my family.'.

    I wish I'd heard a bit more before or after that tbh.
    He's getting dry bummed tonight.
  • Downes_87 10 Jun 2016 16:17:58 130 posts
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    Father to young son in Waitrose..."would you like garlic or plain mussels?"
  • smoothpete 18 Dec 2016 17:21:19 35,970 posts
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    "Could we get, like, a hot orange squash? Or a hot juice."

    Mulled squash.
  • Vortex808 18 Dec 2016 18:19:08 13,348 posts
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    Hot orange squash was a staple apres-sledging 'warm you back up' drink round our house as kids.

    No such luxury like a hot chocolate and marshmallows back then for us!
  • richarddavies 18 Dec 2016 18:20:54 6,814 posts
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    Your parents put juice in your hot water? Well la de da Sir vortex you fancy pants.
  • Fonzie 18 Dec 2016 19:32:58 3,359 posts
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    We used to have hot Ribena when we young.
  • brokenkey 18 Dec 2016 21:10:38 10,259 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    "Could we get, like, a hot orange squash? Or a hot juice."

    Mulled squash.
    https://www.ribena.co.uk/flavours/winter-spice/

    Edited by brokenkey at 21:10:56 18-12-2016
  • M83J01P97 18 Dec 2016 21:24:05 7,606 posts
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    I used to have hot juice in the winter months. Maybe it's another northern only thing? But its definatly a thing.
  • Alastair 18 Dec 2016 21:47:49 23,764 posts
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    Hot squash is great. And I'm a great, southern, shandy drinking, big girls blouse!!
  • Deleted user 18 December 2016 21:54:28
    Yeah, hot squash in the cold winter months down in rural Hampshire for me. Hot Ribena was some sort of special treat though, we usually had some shitty Tesco apple and blackcurrant nonsense, which didn't have that sickly syrupy goodness of proper Ribena.
  • Innuendobot_5000 18 Dec 2016 22:26:19 225 posts
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    MY. HOT. JUICES. ARE. DELICIOUS.
  • Load_2.0 18 Dec 2016 23:47:25 29,773 posts
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    Hot juice sounds like a punishment.

    This is why Brexit happened.
  • Deleted user 18 December 2016 23:50:30
    Everyone always blames the juice.
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Dec 2016 15:24:11 11,147 posts
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    In Waitrose Manchester I just over heard a man spelling out something on the phone. T for tango, p for Papua, d for dogging.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2016 15:27:44
    Waitrose in Manchester?! I guess even shoplifters like nice things
  • Psychotext 20 Dec 2016 15:35:28 65,469 posts
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    Sure it wasn't doggy?

    Though I guess that might not be much better. :D
  • RichDC 20 Dec 2016 15:37:31 8,463 posts
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    What do you spell with 'tpd' anyway?
  • neilka 20 Dec 2016 15:56:01 22,658 posts
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    The Phantom Dennis
  • Load_2.0 20 Dec 2016 16:02:14 29,773 posts
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    Tupac's dead.
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Dec 2016 16:34:11 11,147 posts
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    Torquil's Poupon Depleted.
  • smoothpete 31 May 2017 21:48:21 35,970 posts
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    Walking past a couple having dinner:

    "the giraffe was born but.. *gesticulates*.. there were just too many giraffes"
  • Psychotext 1 Jun 2017 12:13:44 65,469 posts
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    OK then.
  • Kostabi 1 Jun 2017 13:47:34 5,916 posts
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    Unwashed looking woman in a mobility scooter outside Argos talking to a whole crowd of similar mouth breathers...

    "yeah but if you hold Jade close you can smell how clean she is"
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