StarchildHypocrethes wrote: I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino. "So what, that's got coffee in it?' "No sir, no coffee" "What is it then?" "It's a lightly frothed warm dairy beverage, sir" "What, so it's hot milk?" "Er, yes. It's hot milk" |
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoAt work I was havin a leak and a guy walked into a cubicle which had a huge turd floating in the pan and piss all over the seat.
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Pizza Express is middle class now? I must be moving up in the world!
StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
What the hell is a Babycino?
I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.
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Youthist 14,723 posts
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I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.
Your life must be pretty simple if this causes this much anger! -
opalw00t 12,836 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI dunno, it is twattery. Just call it what it is FFS. -
Youthist 14,723 posts
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Registered 16 years agoSo anything that isn't just a literal description of the item in question is twattery?! or fuckwatted middle class bollocks?
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoYouthist wrote:
I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.
Your life must be pretty simple if this causes this much anger!
Not anger, just bemusement. Despite my various EG rants over the years, I'm a lovely happy and chilled out specimen really
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StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoBabycino is a fucking wank name for a glass of hot milk. -
StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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DavetheDave 1,391 posts
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Registered 13 years agopjmaybe wrote:
StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
What the hell is a Babycino?
I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.
"So what, that's got coffee in it?'
"No sir, no coffee"
"What is it then?"
"It's a lightly frothed warm dairy beverage, sir"
"What, so it's hot milk?"
"Er, yes. It's hot milk"
Presumably this was offered to you by a eating-experience-enhancement-expert (or waiter/waitress to the rest of us)? -
DavetheDave 1,391 posts
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Registered 13 years agograyson wrote:
Milk foam actually!
P.S They're lovely
Stealth: "I'm a middle-class toddler" post. -
"He's a fucking prick" -
StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoHe might like Babycinos, but I wouldn't go that far. -
opalw00t 12,836 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYouthist wrote:
Not anything, you massively extrapolating fuckwit.
So anything that isn't just a literal description of the item in question is twattery?! or fuckwatted middle class bollocks?
Surely there is more in the world to be angry about !
But you are right, I should save all my anger for the the thing that makes the angriest. That makes perfect sense. -
opalw00t 12,836 posts
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DavetheDave 1,391 posts
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Registered 13 years agoYouthist wrote:
So anything that isn't just a literal description of the item in question is twattery?! or fuckwatted middle class bollocks?
Surely there is more in the world to be angry about !
There's plenty of things to be angry about.
Fortunately, there's a lot of room on the list, so things like this can go on it.
It's not like people think:
"Well I can be angry about the war in Iraq OR I can be angry about the pretentious name given for warm milk in my local pizza restaurant....erm...heads...the pretentious name it is."
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Metalfish 9,191 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAnd Bono.
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Youthist 14,723 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJesus - what a gang of wankers.
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opalw00t 12,836 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYouthist - solitary wanker
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Youthist 14,723 posts
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Registered 16 years agoInsults on the internets ftw you sad fuck. -
opalw00t 12,836 posts
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Registered 17 years ago/pages IRONOMAN -
tombo 2,170 posts
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Registered 17 years agoPizza?! Don't they mean bread ? -
Guys, Guys! Can't we settle this amicably over a nice glass of Babycino? -
Youthist 14,723 posts
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Registered 16 years agolol @ the old IRONOMAN bit. So sad. -
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opalw00t 12,836 posts
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Registered 17 years agoIt depends on your level of understanding of irony. -
DavetheDave 1,391 posts
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Registered 13 years agoMetalfish wrote:
And Bono.
EDIT: That was actually meant to be after w00t's post, now it looks like I'm responding to something from mouse so sinister that "and bono" can be added to it.
I was quite pleased with mouse's post as it looked like mouse found my post funny. Albeit, it would have required mouse to read my post, assess it and then respond all within the time frame of one second... -
\bows head to the self appointed "lord of the forum"
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