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"It's pronounced falafal not vol-au-vent" A couple of ladies arguing on the bus how the dish they recently ate was pronounced. The conversation went on the entire journey with one saying it's falafal and the other vol-au-vent. |
Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread • Page 31
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Pipedream 448 posts
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ZuluHero 7,080 posts
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Registered 12 years agoIt's like that episode of This County were the mum and daughter are shouting down the stairs calling it fafaffle.
What's falafel? It's made from chickpeas. What's chickpeas? They're like shit tasting peas.
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smoothpete 35,317 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGood weather for overheard bullshit
20ish year old girl on mobile: "Everyone's outside eating their fucking dinner and shit. Yeah it's fucking rammo. Ok see you later grandma, love you"
Yesterday walking down my road, big chunky fellow walking the other way with his shirt off, huge beer belly wobbling around, and he had "THUG LIFE" tattooed across his gut like fat white Tupac. As he passes he says to his mate "I'm not fucking retarded". Maybe not sir but you're probably not Mensa material either.
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KRadiation 1,390 posts
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Registered 11 years agosome dick at the train station yesterday talking loudly on his phone (which he had on speaker) about how well he did at work today.
"Yeah mate that's why they call me the big dawg!" (Big dawg pronounced with an American accent)
then kept interrupting whoever he was talking to by barking as they'd try to speak.... over and over and fucking over. -
smoothpete 35,317 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI saw a madman shouting at geese yesterday
“Oi! What’s your fucking problem?! HOOONK!! HOOOOONK!!”
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KRadiation wrote:
I'd of pushed him off the platform whilst howling.
some dick at the train station yesterday talking loudly on his phone (which he had on speaker) about how well he did at work today.
"Yeah mate that's why they call me the big dawg!" (Big dawg pronounced with an American accent)
then kept interrupting whoever he was talking to by barking as they'd try to speak.... over and over and fucking over. -
crashVoodoo 6,190 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWade_Garrett wrote:
/twitches
KRadiation wrote:
I'd of pushed him off the platform whilst howling.
some dick at the train station yesterday talking loudly on his phone (which he had on speaker) about how well he did at work today.
"Yeah mate that's why they call me the big dawg!" (Big dawg pronounced with an American accent)
then kept interrupting whoever he was talking to by barking as they'd try to speak.... over and over and fucking over. -
smoothpete 35,317 posts
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Registered 15 years agoTwo gems on my walk home:
Girl on some steps by the canal, literally preparing a crack pipe: “it’s too hot for alcohol, it goes straight to your head”
Also, just walked past a girl on the phone saying to someone “I’m so sorry man, a mate got stabbed in the back round my house this weekend. Yeah, bit of a mad one”
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fontgeeksogood 4,640 posts
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PazJohnMitch 14,164 posts
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Registered 11 years ago@smoothpete
Sounds like you live in a really nice area... -
elstoof 22,409 posts
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smoothpete wrote:
Reading -
Got awoken to a couple talking loudly but couldn't make it out then she shouts out ".....just stick it in my ass" then proceeded to have very loud sex!
This was the flat below....bloody summer and having all your windows open. -
smoothpete 35,317 posts
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Registered 15 years agoelstoof wrote:
It's not great...
Worse
smoothpete wrote:
Reading
The actual scary part of the whole thing is that usually i have my headphones on but today I didn't. So I'm sure this shit happens around me on a daily basis but usually I can't hear it. I do so love being in my own little world of music because the actual real world is fucking horrible. -
smoothpete 35,317 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThat being said, the crack pipe girl was hanging out with a guy with a dog, and he was pouring water into his cupped hand so the dog could have a drink. So I guess it's not all bad? He cares for his dog? I'll take any silver lining at this point -
Alastair 23,088 posts
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Registered 17 years agoprodge wrote:
I've never overheard anyone having sex.
Got awoken to a couple talking loudly but couldn't make it out then she shouts out ".....just stick it in my ass" then proceeded to have very loud sex!
This was the flat below....bloody summer and having all your windows open.
I can't decide if this is good, or indicative of a sheltered life. -
fontgeeksogood 4,640 posts
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Jeepers 16,576 posts
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Registered 13 years agoFor once in my life. -
challenge_hanukkah 9,546 posts
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Registered 5 years agoNever Had No One Ever -
mrpon 34,976 posts
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Registered 12 years agoKunt and the Gang - Use My Arsehole As A Cunt -
fontgeeksogood 4,640 posts
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Registered 10 months agoThe Land of Make Believe -
challenge_hanukkah 9,546 posts
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Dougs 87,948 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJeepers wrote:
For once in my life.
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Heard while getting my hair cut this morning...
"Nah, it were just black. Not dark black." -
Load_2.0 28,571 posts
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Registered 16 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
Poontera.
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tonyferrino 310 posts
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Registered 12 years agoFuzzyDucky wrote:
Domination.
Load_2.0 wrote:
Mouth for Phwoar.
challenge_hanukkah wrote:
Poontera.
Cemetery Gapes
Just works anyway rite? -
PazJohnMitch 14,164 posts
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Lukus 21,621 posts
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Registered 14 years agosmoothpete wrote:
On a canal related theme, years ago I used to go for walks during my lunch at work down the local canal. One cold winter's day I took my usual route under the bridge to discover a homeless guy taking a shit into his own hand. I immediately turned around and walked the other way, I don't think he saw me. That image is still burned into my head though. I don't understand why he didn't just squat over the water. Or why he wanted to do it into his own hand rather than the floor. NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE.
Two gems on my walk home:
Girl on some steps by the canal, literally preparing a crack pipe: “it’s too hot for alcohol, it goes straight to your head”
Also, just walked past a girl on the phone saying to someone “I’m so sorry man, a mate got stabbed in the back round my house this weekend. Yeah, bit of a mad one” -
By walks under the bridge near the canal you mean you were cottaging yes
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