Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread Page 31

  • Pipedream 14 Apr 2018 13:54:46 388 posts
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    "It's pronounced falafal not vol-au-vent"

    A couple of ladies arguing on the bus how the dish they recently ate was pronounced. The conversation went on the entire journey with one saying it's falafal and the other vol-au-vent.
  • ZuluHero 14 Apr 2018 14:05:46 6,592 posts
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    It's like that episode of This County were the mum and daughter are shouting down the stairs calling it fafaffle.

    What's falafel? It's made from chickpeas. What's chickpeas? They're like shit tasting peas.

    I do believe there are people in the world who are actually like that. Sadtimes.
  • smoothpete 20 Apr 2018 14:55:04 34,915 posts
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    Good weather for overheard bullshit

    20ish year old girl on mobile: "Everyone's outside eating their fucking dinner and shit. Yeah it's fucking rammo. Ok see you later grandma, love you"

    Yesterday walking down my road, big chunky fellow walking the other way with his shirt off, huge beer belly wobbling around, and he had "THUG LIFE" tattooed across his gut like fat white Tupac. As he passes he says to his mate "I'm not fucking retarded". Maybe not sir but you're probably not Mensa material either.

    Edited by smoothpete at 14:57:18 20-04-2018
  • KRadiation 11 Jul 2018 15:31:08 1,356 posts
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    some dick at the train station yesterday talking loudly on his phone (which he had on speaker) about how well he did at work today.

    "Yeah mate that's why they call me the big dawg!" (Big dawg pronounced with an American accent)

    then kept interrupting whoever he was talking to by barking as they'd try to speak.... over and over and fucking over.
  • smoothpete 19 Jul 2018 17:39:52 34,915 posts
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    I saw a madman shouting at geese yesterday

    “Oi! What’s your fucking problem?! HOOONK!! HOOOOONK!!”

    Classic Reading nutjob
  • AddieB 19 Jul 2018 17:42:08 559 posts
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    KRadiation wrote:
    some dick at the train station yesterday talking loudly on his phone (which he had on speaker) about how well he did at work today.

    "Yeah mate that's why they call me the big dawg!" (Big dawg pronounced with an American accent)

    then kept interrupting whoever he was talking to by barking as they'd try to speak.... over and over and fucking over.
    I'd of pushed him off the platform whilst howling.
  • crashVoodoo 19 Jul 2018 19:56:13 5,940 posts
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    Wade_Garrett wrote:
    KRadiation wrote:
    some dick at the train station yesterday talking loudly on his phone (which he had on speaker) about how well he did at work today.

    "Yeah mate that's why they call me the big dawg!" (Big dawg pronounced with an American accent)

    then kept interrupting whoever he was talking to by barking as they'd try to speak.... over and over and fucking over.
    I'd of pushed him off the platform whilst howling.
    /twitches
  • smoothpete 6 Aug 2018 18:26:30 34,915 posts
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    Two gems on my walk home:

    Girl on some steps by the canal, literally preparing a crack pipe: “it’s too hot for alcohol, it goes straight to your head”

    Also, just walked past a girl on the phone saying to someone “I’m so sorry man, a mate got stabbed in the back round my house this weekend. Yeah, bit of a mad one”

    Edited by smoothpete at 18:27:14 06-08-2018
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Aug 2018 18:58:37 2,200 posts
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    Fucking hell, where do you live, Sin City?
  • PazJohnMitch 6 Aug 2018 18:59:24 13,859 posts
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    @smoothpete

    Sounds like you live in a really nice area...
  • elstoof 6 Aug 2018 19:00:04 21,023 posts
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    Worse

    smoothpete wrote:
    Reading
  • prodge Moderator 6 Aug 2018 19:02:14 403 posts
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    Got awoken to a couple talking loudly but couldn't make it out then she shouts out ".....just stick it in my ass" then proceeded to have very loud sex!

    This was the flat below....bloody summer and having all your windows open.
  • smoothpete 6 Aug 2018 19:32:52 34,915 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Worse

    smoothpete wrote:
    Reading
    It's not great...

    The actual scary part of the whole thing is that usually i have my headphones on but today I didn't. So I'm sure this shit happens around me on a daily basis but usually I can't hear it. I do so love being in my own little world of music because the actual real world is fucking horrible.
  • smoothpete 6 Aug 2018 19:44:43 34,915 posts
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    That being said, the crack pipe girl was hanging out with a guy with a dog, and he was pouring water into his cupped hand so the dog could have a drink. So I guess it's not all bad? He cares for his dog? I'll take any silver lining at this point
  • Alastair 6 Aug 2018 19:45:58 22,426 posts
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    prodge wrote:
    Got awoken to a couple talking loudly but couldn't make it out then she shouts out ".....just stick it in my ass" then proceeded to have very loud sex!

    This was the flat below....bloody summer and having all your windows open.
    I've never overheard anyone having sex.
    I can't decide if this is good, or indicative of a sheltered life.
  • FuzzyDucky 6 Aug 2018 21:25:19 3,388 posts
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    Old housemate had a few guys a week. Her headboard was against my wall, so I burned a "Grace Having Sex" CD. YouTube - Cryptopsy - "No So Vile" as to its contents that played very loudly.
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Aug 2018 21:27:06 2,200 posts
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    What did you play when you were having sex
  • Jeepers 7 Aug 2018 06:55:27 16,570 posts
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    For once in my life.
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Aug 2018 07:18:32 7,699 posts
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    Never Had No One Ever
  • mrpon 7 Aug 2018 07:23:58 34,621 posts
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    Kunt and the Gang - Use My Arsehole As A Cunt
  • fontgeeksogood 7 Aug 2018 07:27:36 2,200 posts
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    The Land of Make Believe
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Aug 2018 07:33:15 7,699 posts
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    Cemetery Gapes
  • Dougs 7 Aug 2018 08:30:44 86,487 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    For once in my life.
    :D very good.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 1 Sep 2018 13:02:55 4,079 posts
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    Heard while getting my hair cut this morning...

    "Nah, it were just black. Not dark black."
  • Load_2.0 1 Sep 2018 14:22:10 27,698 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Cemetery Gapes
    Poontera.
  • FuzzyDucky 1 Sep 2018 14:37:15 3,388 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Cemetery Gapes
    Poontera.
    Mouth for Phwoar.
  • tonyferrino 1 Sep 2018 16:47:14 300 posts
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    FuzzyDucky wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Cemetery Gapes
    Poontera.
    Mouth for Phwoar.
    Domination.

    Just works anyway rite?
  • PazJohnMitch 1 Sep 2018 17:12:53 13,859 posts
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    Cowgirl from Hell
  • Lukus 1 Sep 2018 17:20:26 21,376 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Two gems on my walk home:

    Girl on some steps by the canal, literally preparing a crack pipe: “it’s too hot for alcohol, it goes straight to your head”

    Also, just walked past a girl on the phone saying to someone “I’m so sorry man, a mate got stabbed in the back round my house this weekend. Yeah, bit of a mad one”
    On a canal related theme, years ago I used to go for walks during my lunch at work down the local canal. One cold winter's day I took my usual route under the bridge to discover a homeless guy taking a shit into his own hand. I immediately turned around and walked the other way, I don't think he saw me. That image is still burned into my head though. I don't understand why he didn't just squat over the water. Or why he wanted to do it into his own hand rather than the floor. NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE.
  • Your-Mother 1 Sep 2018 17:25:48 1,951 posts
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    By walks under the bridge near the canal you mean you were cottaging yes
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