Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread Page 34

  • Graxlar_v3 30 Oct 2018 15:55:09 7,925 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    First Post in here!
    Last in front of me in Subway just asked for 'chipolata sauce'


    Well, it made me smile anyway..
    not quite a conversation Al... this is why you are only third friendliest.
  • Alastair 30 Oct 2018 16:07:57 23,809 posts
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    This is where I keep going wrong...
  • smoothpete 11 Jan 2019 17:21:39 36,011 posts
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    “Take your bastard cunty van and fuck off over there with it”

    Parking dispute, South Reading style

    Edited by smoothpete at 17:22:48 11-01-2019
  • cowell 11 Jan 2019 17:42:34 2,014 posts
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    No specific examples, but what is it with people having loud aggressive confrontational conversations on their phone in front of their fellow london commuters?! This isn't for public consumption.

    Often seems to happen on the Croydon tram -either aggressive blokes having beef with somebody or (and I hate to stereotype) teenage girls being bitchy to or bitchy about one of their peers.

    Edited by cowell at 17:42:57 11-01-2019
  • smoothpete 14 Feb 2019 18:03:46 36,011 posts
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    “What the fuck are you taking about you pussyhole. I’m talking about MY money. Dickhead.”
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Feb 2019 18:13:12 11,285 posts
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    "Do you forfeit? Do you forfeit?! Right, well you're not touching it next time".
  • smoothpete 26 Mar 2019 18:51:30 36,011 posts
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    “People use it like “fuck” but it means prostitute”

    What word are they talking about, quiz fans?
  • Mr_Sleep 26 Mar 2019 19:50:39 22,830 posts
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    They probably mean git as I believe it was a slang term for prostitute. I think.

    Edited by Mr_Sleep at 19:51:19 26-03-2019
  • PazJohnMitch 26 Mar 2019 21:28:17 14,717 posts
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    Kudvar (Polish)
  • smoothpete 27 Mar 2019 05:59:11 36,011 posts
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    It was “putain” :) Best word in French language

    Edited by smoothpete at 06:00:52 27-03-2019
  • Load_2.0 4 Apr 2019 10:18:21 29,916 posts
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    I've got a super lad on the bus shouting at his mate on the phone.

    Listen I told that caaant he's a fucking idiot no fucker wants to be at work at 6pm. What's the crack bruv... Oh yeah. Stick him in boxing. Yeah I told my son just smash him. Yeah wind his neck in or I'll be on his doorstep.

    It's like Geezer bingo and this clown has a full house.
  • mrpon 9 May 2019 18:10:01 35,461 posts
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    "It was like a scene from Reservoir Dogs"
  • Trafford 14 May 2019 12:56:55 8,389 posts
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    Not really an overheard conversation but...
    Just spotted an old guy 65+ in WhSmiths reading the Dear Deidre column in The Sun.
    The story headline was" Sex with my husband's father is the best".
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Jun 2019 10:51:16 11,285 posts
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    "...drunk, really angry breast person."
  • TechnoHippy 13 Jun 2019 07:47:02 15,435 posts
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    "They didn't have sell by dates during the war!"

    Brexiter in the pub last night.
  • QBX 13 Jun 2019 10:15:32 76 posts
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    "My boyfriend expects oral"

    Timed to perfection judging by the double take of the cook walking by.
  • PazJohnMitch 13 Jun 2019 12:07:32 14,717 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    "They didn't have sell by dates during the war!"

    Brexiter in the pub last night.
    It as if there were bigger risks than food poisoning back then.
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 Jun 2019 17:21:48 11,285 posts
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    "You don't have to be a weirdo to be a paedo"
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 Jun 2019 17:34:27 11,285 posts
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    Same kids:

    "Two dinosaurs, dry-humpin' n' that"
  • smoothpete 11 Jul 2019 19:01:39 36,011 posts
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    “you ain’t seen me, right?”
  • Addy__ 11 Jul 2019 20:04:29 1,592 posts
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    "I'd even be smiling whilst getting bummed in prison"
  • pyper777 12 Jul 2019 12:34:30 226 posts
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    Woman shouting down her phone, broadcasting to anyone within 100ft.
    "Seems mum was a bit of a player back in the day, they still have doubts of DNA for the eldest".
  • Rivuzu 12 Jul 2019 12:37:11 18,220 posts
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    Bring back Jezza
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Jul 2019 12:38:00 11,285 posts
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    I'd prefer Kyle to Corbyn tbh
  • Dougs 12 Jul 2019 12:41:53 90,559 posts
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    That reminds me, heard 2 crackers last week down the beach.

    Firstly, a girl of about 14 (she may have been older, everyone looks young to me) walked past saying to her mate 'yeah, I lost my virginity last night', and then about an hour later a slightly rotund girl and a (male) mate walked past with her saying 'yeah, and then he bent me over and fucked me up the arse.'

    Ladies and gentlemen, the Isle of Wight for you.
  • Deleted user 25 July 2019 12:29:49
    "One of the most sensitive parts of the body is the nerves"

    ... no shit Sherlock. It was all I could do not to say "what the fuck are you on about?"
  • smoothpete 5 Sep 2019 17:58:58 36,011 posts
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    *cricket is playing on the TV in the pub*

    Girl, looking at screen - “I’ll never understand tennis”
  • smoothpete 22 Sep 2019 13:20:32 36,011 posts
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    “She’s a lazy good for nothing son of a bitch slag who only wants to open her fucking legs”
  • cowell 24 Sep 2019 09:15:06 2,014 posts
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    “That kid, yeah. He’s always chatting shit about tall people”
  • smoothpete 8 Oct 2019 09:43:16 36,011 posts
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    Crackhead girl walking the opposite direction to us this morning on my way to work, basically looking like a skeleton wearing a wig, turns to me and my mate as she walks past us and shouts directly to us:

    "My arse has been ripped open. More than once! More than once."
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