Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread Page 34

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  • Graxlar_v3 30 Oct 2018 15:55:09 6,413 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    First Post in here!
    Last in front of me in Subway just asked for 'chipolata sauce'


    Well, it made me smile anyway..
    not quite a conversation Al... this is why you are only third friendliest.
  • Alastair 30 Oct 2018 16:07:57 23,461 posts
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    This is where I keep going wrong...
  • smoothpete 11 Jan 2019 17:21:39 35,726 posts
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    “Take your bastard cunty van and fuck off over there with it”

    Parking dispute, South Reading style

    Edited by smoothpete at 17:22:48 11-01-2019
  • cowell 11 Jan 2019 17:42:34 1,863 posts
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    No specific examples, but what is it with people having loud aggressive confrontational conversations on their phone in front of their fellow london commuters?! This isn't for public consumption.

    Often seems to happen on the Croydon tram -either aggressive blokes having beef with somebody or (and I hate to stereotype) teenage girls being bitchy to or bitchy about one of their peers.

    Edited by cowell at 17:42:57 11-01-2019
  • smoothpete 14 Feb 2019 18:03:46 35,726 posts
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    “What the fuck are you taking about you pussyhole. I’m talking about MY money. Dickhead.”
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Feb 2019 18:13:12 10,463 posts
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    "Do you forfeit? Do you forfeit?! Right, well you're not touching it next time".
  • smoothpete 26 Mar 2019 18:51:30 35,726 posts
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    “People use it like “fuck” but it means prostitute”

    What word are they talking about, quiz fans?
  • Mr_Sleep 26 Mar 2019 19:50:39 22,496 posts
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    They probably mean git as I believe it was a slang term for prostitute. I think.

    Edited by Mr_Sleep at 19:51:19 26-03-2019
  • PazJohnMitch 26 Mar 2019 21:28:17 14,389 posts
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    Kudvar (Polish)
  • smoothpete 27 Mar 2019 05:59:11 35,726 posts
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    It was “putain” :) Best word in French language

    Edited by smoothpete at 06:00:52 27-03-2019
  • Load_2.0 4 Apr 2019 10:18:21 29,036 posts
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    I've got a super lad on the bus shouting at his mate on the phone.

    Listen I told that caaant he's a fucking idiot no fucker wants to be at work at 6pm. What's the crack bruv... Oh yeah. Stick him in boxing. Yeah I told my son just smash him. Yeah wind his neck in or I'll be on his doorstep.

    It's like Geezer bingo and this clown has a full house.
  • mrpon 9 May 2019 18:10:01 35,150 posts
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    "It was like a scene from Reservoir Dogs"
  • Trafford 14 May 2019 12:56:55 8,320 posts
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    Not really an overheard conversation but...
    Just spotted an old guy 65+ in WhSmiths reading the Dear Deidre column in The Sun.
    The story headline was" Sex with my husband's father is the best".
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