Alastair wrote:not quite a conversation Al... this is why you are only third friendliest. |
Snippets of Overheard Conversations Thread • Page 34
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Alastair 24,828 posts
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Registered 20 years agoThis is where I keep going wrong... -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years ago“Take your bastard cunty van and fuck off over there with it”
Parking dispute, South Reading style
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cowell 2,254 posts
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Registered 12 years agoNo specific examples, but what is it with people having loud aggressive confrontational conversations on their phone in front of their fellow london commuters?! This isn't for public consumption.
Often seems to happen on the Croydon tram -either aggressive blokes having beef with somebody or (and I hate to stereotype) teenage girls being bitchy to or bitchy about one of their peers.
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years ago“What the fuck are you taking about you pussyhole. I’m talking about MY money. Dickhead.” -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years ago"Do you forfeit? Do you forfeit?! Right, well you're not touching it next time". -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years ago“People use it like “fuck” but it means prostitute”
What word are they talking about, quiz fans? -
They probably mean git as I believe it was a slang term for prostitute. I think.
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PazJohnMitch 17,276 posts
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Registered 14 years agoKudvar (Polish) -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoIt was “putain” .gif)
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Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI've got a super lad on the bus shouting at his mate on the phone.
Listen I told that caaant he's a fucking idiot no fucker wants to be at work at 6pm. What's the crack bruv... Oh yeah. Stick him in boxing. Yeah I told my son just smash him. Yeah wind his neck in or I'll be on his doorstep.
It's like Geezer bingo and this clown has a full house. -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Trafford 9,358 posts
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Registered 14 years agoNot really an overheard conversation but...
Just spotted an old guy 65+ in WhSmiths reading the Dear Deidre column in The Sun.
The story headline was" Sex with my husband's father is the best". -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years ago"...drunk, really angry breast person." -
TechnoHippy 19,245 posts
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Registered 18 years ago"They didn't have sell by dates during the war!"
Brexiter in the pub last night. -
QBX 252 posts
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Registered 12 years ago"My boyfriend expects oral"
Timed to perfection judging by the double take of the cook walking by. -
PazJohnMitch 17,276 posts
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Registered 14 years agoTechnoHippy wrote:
It as if there were bigger risks than food poisoning back then.
"They didn't have sell by dates during the war!"
Brexiter in the pub last night. -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years ago"You don't have to be a weirdo to be a paedo" -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoSame kids:
"Two dinosaurs, dry-humpin' n' that" -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years ago“you ain’t seen me, right?” -
"I'd even be smiling whilst getting bummed in prison" -
pyper777 272 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWoman shouting down her phone, broadcasting to anyone within 100ft.
"Seems mum was a bit of a player back in the day, they still have doubts of DNA for the eldest". -
Rivuzu 18,424 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBring back Jezza -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI'd prefer Kyle to Corbyn tbh -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThat reminds me, heard 2 crackers last week down the beach.
Firstly, a girl of about 14 (she may have been older, everyone looks young to me) walked past saying to her mate 'yeah, I lost my virginity last night', and then about an hour later a slightly rotund girl and a (male) mate walked past with her saying 'yeah, and then he bent me over and fucked me up the arse.'
Ladies and gentlemen, the Isle of Wight for you. -
"One of the most sensitive parts of the body is the nerves"
... no shit Sherlock. It was all I could do not to say "what the fuck are you on about?" -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years ago*cricket is playing on the TV in the pub*
Girl, looking at screen - “I’ll never understand tennis” -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years ago“She’s a lazy good for nothing son of a bitch slag who only wants to open her fucking legs” -
cowell 2,254 posts
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Registered 12 years ago“That kid, yeah. He’s always chatting shit about tall people” -
Crackhead girl walking the opposite direction to us this morning on my way to work, basically looking like a skeleton wearing a wig, turns to me and my mate as she walks past us and shouts directly to us:
"My arse has been ripped open. More than once! More than once."
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