Countdown to Unemployment thread Page 98

  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 08:50:59 13,158 posts
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    @thelzdking

    Good luck man!
  • thelzdking 24 Sep 2018 08:51:54 9,355 posts
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    Cheers mate, hope yours is going good.
  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 09:24:51 13,158 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Cheers mate, hope yours is going good.
    Yeah it's going well, well apart from this guy who got recently fired from the academy and appears to be severely bipolar, self medicates with alcohol and has latched onto me as someone to tell his most likely fictitious back story. Plus he texted me at 1am that we are now enemies.

    So yeah, there's that.
  • Frogofdoom 24 Sep 2018 09:30:54 13,223 posts
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    I hope he isn't Andorran as I am pretty sure they eat their enemies.
  • challenge_hanukkah 24 Sep 2018 09:37:12 10,727 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Cheers mate, hope yours is going good.
    Yeah it's going well, well apart from this guy who got recently fired from the academy and appears to be severely bipolar, self medicates with alcohol and has latched onto me as someone to tell his most likely fictitious back story. Plus he texted me at 1am that we are now enemies.

    So yeah, there's that.
    Quaddy?
  • challenge_hanukkah 24 Sep 2018 09:37:22 10,727 posts
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    JUST KIDDING
  • thelzdking 24 Sep 2018 09:45:11 9,355 posts
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    Can you take him Jambo?
  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 09:49:31 13,158 posts
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    He's from South Africa and he's a big lad.
  • Graxlar_v3 24 Sep 2018 09:50:30 6,725 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    He's from South Africa and he's a big lad.
    so yes?
  • Graxlar_v3 24 Sep 2018 09:50:47 6,725 posts
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    are you now enemies because he has heard how you described him?
  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 09:53:01 13,158 posts
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    I think we're enemies because I was out all day and didn't have my phone on me to respond his 17 text messages and take his 6 missed calls.
  • fontgeeksogood 24 Sep 2018 09:54:52 6,052 posts
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    I think it might actually be because he's Seth Efrican and you're blick
  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 09:55:27 13,158 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    He's from South Africa and he's a big lad.
    so yes?
    Probably not, he did almost lunge at me when I told him that perhaps telling our boss to go fuck herself was a bad idea. Well that and coming onto her friend saying he has a big dick and knows how to use it.
  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 09:55:54 13,158 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I think it might actually be because he's Seth Efrican and you're blick
    He is also blick.
  • fontgeeksogood 24 Sep 2018 09:56:50 6,052 posts
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    God damn, it's awful seeing brothas squabble
  • challenge_hanukkah 24 Sep 2018 09:57:25 10,727 posts
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    Jesus, you've only been there five minutes and the mentals are latching on.

    Go to your boss and get them to keep him away from you.

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 09:57:39 24-09-2018
  • Load_2.0 24 Sep 2018 10:00:20 29,324 posts
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    I cycled in to central london for a while.

    The segment through Hyde Park was great, almost getting wiped out not so much. Notting Hill was the worst.
  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 10:02:28 13,158 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Jesus, you've only been there five minutes and the mentals are latching on.

    Go to your boss and get them to keep him away from you.
    Ive had to find a new apartment as we're in the same building but it's not available till next week. Our boss had to block him as he kept messaging her last night demanding to be rehired saying it was unfair dismissal and played the race card too. Obviously he doesn't seem to grasp that it's because he kept saying he might hurt someone and that he thought about coming into the office tearing people limb from limb.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 10:02:52 24-09-2018
  • Load_2.0 24 Sep 2018 10:04:36 29,324 posts
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    All going well then.
  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 10:05:26 13,158 posts
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    Apart from that amazingly yeah.
  • fontgeeksogood 24 Sep 2018 10:07:33 6,052 posts
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    Dear mom and dad,

    Andorra is great! Except for the deranged stalker with the big dick who lives near me.

    Anyhoo, love to Dave, Doris and Shane.

    Your son,

    Jambo
  • Load_2.0 24 Sep 2018 10:11:19 29,324 posts
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    It's lucky he doesn't know where you work, what you look like or have your contact details.
  • JamboWayOh 24 Sep 2018 10:12:48 13,158 posts
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    That's actually quite accurate, are you checking my mail? Oh btw his name is Neo. I've already had a raft of Matrix jokes from my mates

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 10:13:21 24-09-2018
  • Load_2.0 24 Sep 2018 10:19:08 29,324 posts
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    We are working together. Our code names are cocktail and salami.

    He is cocktail.
  • thelzdking 24 Sep 2018 10:57:51 9,355 posts
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    TBF I bet he's good fun on a night out.
  • Load_2.0 24 Sep 2018 13:10:06 29,324 posts
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    Sure, if you like being beaten into a coma and having your rectum wrecked.

    Hmm good wrestling name that.

    Rectum Recker!
  • BillMurray 25 Sep 2018 08:44:08 9,420 posts
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    Found out this morning my site is closing in a couple of years. Not too arsed as I'm pretty low down the chain but still a bit of a pain.
  • JamboWayOh 25 Sep 2018 09:05:58 13,158 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    TBF I bet he's good fun on a night out.
    He ain't.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 09:06:14 25-09-2018
  • thelzdking 25 Sep 2018 09:18:21 9,355 posts
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    Are you still enemies, or has he changed his mind yet?
  • Graxlar_v3 25 Sep 2018 09:18:49 6,725 posts
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    BillMurray wrote:
    Found out this morning my site is closing in a couple of years. Not too arsed as I'm pretty low down the chain but still a bit of a pain.
    Sorry to hear that Bill :(
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