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PearOfAnguish 15 Oct 2008 01:19:07 7,573 posts
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Aretak wrote:

Whizzo wrote:
Also I think the worst episode of TNG, amongst a ton of choices from the last season is that fucking, shitty piece of garbage concerning Beverley's granny's funeral, featuring terrible Scottish accents and some magic candle ghost bullshit.

FUCKING AWFUL.
That was bad, but for me the episode where Lwaxana Troi has her wedding on board the Enterprise was the worst. In fact, pretty much any episode with Lwaxana Troi in it could take that crown.

Are both of those worse than the Voyager episode where the captain and some dude get transformed into weird lizard things, have babies and then suddenly turn back into people again in the last two minutes? Because that was fucking abysmal.

Aretak 15 Oct 2008 01:24:59 10,391 posts
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Well if you're going to bring Voyager into this we could go on all night naming truly awful episodes. Like when they combined Tuvok and Neelix into Tuvix and oh god it hurts to think about it.

PearOfAnguish 15 Oct 2008 01:25:34 7,573 posts
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Haha yeah I saw that one the other night. Hilarious. They must have been high when they wrote it.

DarmokJalad 15 Oct 2008 02:07:21 63,616 posts
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Beware of the danger of OMEGA

It destroys teh subspace.

Oh dear Fod,,, And that stupid fucking western episode. WHAT THE FUCK

Foregone-Reality 15 Oct 2008 02:07:26 2,216 posts
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Worst Episode of Voyager = "Warp 10"

DarmokJalad 15 Oct 2008 10:10:26 63,616 posts
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I dunno I still remember that stupid Spirit Folk Episode. Holodeck characters turning off safeties by shooting holographic bullets at an access panel. o_O

Still TNG had that stupid Casino Episode. The Royale. Worf walking into the elevator door was funny.... Oh and "Justice" Wesley sentenced to death for walking on a plant! O_O Why is he still alive...

And Rikers homosexual episode, "The Outcast" O_O WTF?

Retroid Moderator 15 Oct 2008 10:15:55 45,443 posts
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Foregone Reality wrote:
Worst Episode of Voyager = "Warp 10"

It's hard to think of a "worst" episode of Voyager as the entire series was mediocre.

Other than the occasional EMH episodes

DarmokJalad 15 Oct 2008 10:17:25 63,616 posts
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Yeah. One of my favorite episodes of Voy was "Someone to watch over me" The one where the EMH teachs Seven to sing.

Deleted user 15 October 2008 10:22:34

Aretak wrote:
Well if you're going to bring Voyager into this we could go on all night naming truly awful episodes. Like when they combined Tuvok and Neelix into Tuvix and oh god it hurts to think about it.

Ah man, that one really did blow big time, I liked voyager for the most part ( I know, I know) but that just took the biscuit.

Dont under estimate teh OMEGA particle.

DarmokJalad 15 Oct 2008 10:25:40 63,616 posts
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OH LOOK! A 1950's AMERICAN TRUCK FLOATING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US IN THE INFINITE EXPANSE OF SPACE. WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

/facepalm

Deleted user 15 October 2008 10:31:36

Razz wrote:
OH LOOK! A 1950's AMERICAN TRUCK FLOATING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US IN THE INFINITE EXPANSE OF SPACE. WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

/facepalm

What episode was that? I recall it sucking the big one but I dont remember the name, I think I might have erased it from my mind.

Aretak 15 Oct 2008 10:33:52 10,391 posts
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mcmonkeyplc wrote:

Razz wrote:
OH LOOK! A 1950's AMERICAN TRUCK FLOATING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US IN THE INFINITE EXPANSE OF SPACE. WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

/facepalm
What episode was that? I recall it sucking the big one but I dont remember the name, I think I might have erased it from my mind.

The 37�s, the first episode of the second season.

DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 15 Oct 2008 10:34:53 32,185 posts
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Foregone Reality wrote:
Worst Episode of Voyager = "Warp 10"

What, Threshold? I didn't, at any point, piss over the whole franchise by stating something couldn't be done, then doing it anyway. The writers and director were entirely happy with the episode, citing at as the "best one eva!"

That wasn't sarcasm, just downright lies. No-one liked Threshold, including the people who made it. Although I like all Trek, and will buy any and all reasons for making up new canon that contradicts old stuff, even I was telling my TV to go and try again.

That planet Scotland TNG episode was bad too - probably worse than Threshold since I can rewatch Threshold but wouldn't watch that bloody stupid ghost story episode that I felt genuinely racially offended by.

And as for Shades of Gray, and I try not to swear overly frequently, but a fuck-cunt-ing clip show? On Star Trek? CLIP SHOW?! Good lord no. Inexcusable in most shows, reason for the writer to get sent to Hell and shoved in front of Hitler in the queue for rectal grating in Trek.

Deleted user 15 October 2008 10:36:24

Star Trek should never be taken seriously. I mean, its all a bit shit really isn't it?

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RedPanda wrote:
Star Trek should never be taken seriously. I mean, its all a bit shit really isn't it?

...

Get him!

DarmokJalad 15 Oct 2008 10:40:53 63,616 posts
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DFawkes wrote:

And as for Shades of Gray, and I try not to swear overly frequently, but a fuck-cunt-ing clip show? On Star Trek? CLIP SHOW?! Good lord no. Inexcusable in most shows, reason for the writer to get sent to Hell and shoved in front of Hitler in the queue for rectal grating in Trek.

OMFG. I forgot about that episode.

Aretak 15 Oct 2008 10:42:41 10,391 posts
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RedPanda wrote:
Star Trek should never be taken seriously. I mean, its all a bit shit really isn't it?

It shouldn't be taken as seriously as some people take it (like some of the people at The Trek BBS for example), but at its best it's some of the best sci-fi ever IMO (especially some of the better DS9 episodes).

Eighthours 15 Oct 2008 10:44:55 710 posts
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What the fuck happened to Brannon Braga? He wrote some bloody good TNG episodes, and by the end of Voyager he was pissing out some of the worst scripts I've ever had the misfortune to watch.

Did Ron Moore nick all his talent while they were writing together or something?

TakeTheVeil 15 Oct 2008 10:48:15 5,057 posts
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Troy is most definitely the Lisa Simpson of TNG.. All her episodes makeme turn off instantly.

DarmokJalad 15 Oct 2008 10:49:38 63,616 posts
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o_O Oh you mean Troi. Yep. Lwaxana or Deanna?

Retroid Moderator 15 Oct 2008 10:49:58 45,443 posts
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Razz wrote:

DFawkes wrote:

And as for Shades of Gray, and I try not to swear overly frequently, but a fuck-cunt-ing clip show? On Star Trek? CLIP SHOW?! Good lord no. Inexcusable in most shows, reason for the writer to get sent to Hell and shoved in front of Hitler in the queue for rectal grating in Trek.
OMFG. I forgot about that episode.

In their defence they'd pretty much ran dry of cash at that point, that's why it was mostly a clips episode.

glaeken 15 Oct 2008 10:55:58 11,926 posts
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TakeTheVeil wrote:
Troy is most definitely the Lisa Simpson of TNG.. All her episodes makeme turn off instantly.

Indeed she is definitely the worst TNG character (actually now I have made that statement I remember Weasly) and a terrible actress to boot. Her voice acting in Mass effect shows she has not improved since TNG either.

DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 15 Oct 2008 10:57:46 32,185 posts
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Should've made Troi a Vulcan. No-one notices you can't act if you have to act like you're not acting.

Aretak 15 Oct 2008 10:59:42 10,391 posts
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I think Troi's character was really a product of the time it was created (mid 80s). I think she became rather out of place by the end of the series, and even more so in the films.

StarchildHypocrethes 15 Oct 2008 11:04:57 31,857 posts
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Bar Picard, TNG was chock full of dreadful characters. Voyager I don't mention along with Enterprise. Leaving only the Original Series and post goatee beard DS9 as the mac daddies of the Star Trek world.

Deleted user 15 October 2008 11:04:58

Aretak wrote:

RedPanda wrote:
Star Trek should never be taken seriously. I mean, its all a bit shit really isn't it?
It shouldn't be taken as seriously as some people take it (like some of the people at The Trek BBS for example), but at its best it's some of the best sci-fi ever IMO (especially some of the better DS9 episodes).

You mean the best TV sci-fi ever I hope!

DarmokJalad 15 Oct 2008 11:05:04 63,616 posts
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She made a sexy romulan though.

Aretak 15 Oct 2008 11:06:43 10,391 posts
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RedPanda wrote:

Aretak wrote:

RedPanda wrote:
Star Trek should never be taken seriously. I mean, its all a bit shit really isn't it?
It shouldn't be taken as seriously as some people take it (like some of the people at The Trek BBS for example), but at its best it's some of the best sci-fi ever IMO (especially some of the better DS9 episodes).
You mean the best TV sci-fi ever I hope!

Pfft... have you even watched Lexx, man?

Retroid Moderator 15 Oct 2008 11:07:41 45,443 posts
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/Woships his Divine Shadow

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