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  • PearOfAnguish 15 Oct 2008 12:02:35 7,573 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    TakeTheVeil wrote:
    Troy is most definitely the Lisa Simpson of TNG.. All her episodes makeme turn off instantly.

    Indeed she is definitely the worst TNG character (actually now I have made that statement I remember Weasly) and a terrible actress to boot. Her voice acting in Mass effect shows she has not improved since TNG either.

    I just don't get why she's there. She is a fucking therapist, for fucks sake, yet she's sat on the bridge next to the captain. And her advice is always useless.

    HINT: it's Star Trek, whoever you're talking to on your giant TV is lying, and they either want to kill you, eat you, steal your technology or turn you into some bizarre creature. Just shoot them.

    i just dispute any Star Trek being the best sci-fi in any media. its pretty good for tv stuff, but if you take in films, books etc even the best episodes of Trek would never make it into a top ten.

    I have to agree, decent Trek episodes are enjoyable fluff if there's nothing else on the telly, but it's rarely good sci-fi. Some of the movies are fun though, First Contact is great, and the older ones just because of Shatner.
  • Lutz 15 Oct 2008 12:03:37 48,870 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Didn't Fraiser play the scientist that wanted to plant an egg inthe sun or somesuch?
    Fraiser played the captain of the USS Reliant, the ship that was stuck in a time loop for 70+ years. Episode was Cause and Effect, one of the better episodes of the show.
  • Aretak 15 Oct 2008 12:03:50 10,391 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Aretak wrote:
    Quark pissed me off. I think that was the point though.
    No way. Quark was awesome. Rom and nog were annoying little shits though.
    Rom was definetly worse. I think the Ferengi in general just annoy me though. Oh god I just remembered the Grand Nagus and Quark and Rom's mother. I need to lie down.
  • nickthegun 15 Oct 2008 12:04:14 78,560 posts
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    Lutz wrote:
    Whizzo wrote:
    Disgraceful.

    Also I think the worst episode of TNG, amongst a ton of choices from the last season is that fucking, shitty piece of garbage concerning Beverley's granny's funeral, featuring terrible Scottish accents and some magic candle ghost bullshit.

    FUCKING AWFUL.
    Sub Rosa.

    Fucking awful.

    Uhm...Shades of Grey is clearly the worst episode, not only of Star Trek, but of any TV series.

    Riker gets pricked by a thorn and has to think happy thoughts to escape clip show hell.
  • Retroid Moderator 15 Oct 2008 12:06:06 45,463 posts
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    Lutz wrote:
    Razz wrote:
    Didn't Fraiser play the scientist that wanted to plant an egg inthe sun or somesuch?
    Fraiser played the captain of the USS Reliant, the ship that was stuck in a time loop for 70+ years. Episode was Cause and Effect, one of the better episodes of the show.
    IT'S OK, I KNOW I'M INVISIBLE
  • Lutz 15 Oct 2008 12:06:35 48,870 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Yeah. One of my favorite episodes of Voy was "Someone to watch over me" The one where the EMH teachs Seven to sing. :)
    Another good one was the one where EMH had a family, and Be'Lanna reprogrammed the holodeck program to kill off his daughter.
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    AdmiralJanewayLOL.
  • Lutz 15 Oct 2008 12:07:32 48,870 posts
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    Sorry Retroid, I'm reading from the beginning and just posting. :p

    Shades of gray... um... what's that one about?
  • Aretak 15 Oct 2008 12:10:18 10,391 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Uhm...Shades of Grey is clearly the worst episode, not only of Star Trek, but of any TV series.
    I'd like to see how it got on in a knife fight against The List from season 3 of The X-Files.
  • PearOfAnguish 15 Oct 2008 12:10:26 7,573 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    AdmiralJanewayLOL.

    Her hairdo scares me.
  • nickthegun 15 Oct 2008 12:11:03 78,560 posts
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    Riker gets pricked by a thorn and has to think happy thoughts to escape clip show hell.

    He gets infected with a virus that responds to his moods, so he is shown to be having various flashbacks to previous episodes with Troi standing over him wittering 'HE IS HAPPY' 'HE IS SAD' every five minutes.

    Its absolutely unbearable.
  • CosmicFuzz 15 Oct 2008 14:14:03 32,585 posts
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    I loved the episode of Voyager where the doctor ended up on the Prometheus with that other EMH and they took on the Romulan fleet :D
  • Aretak 15 Oct 2008 14:19:27 10,391 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I loved the episode of Voyager where the doctor ended up on the Prometheus with that other EMH and they took on the Romulan fleet :D
    The other EMH was Andy Dick. :D
  • CosmicFuzz 15 Oct 2008 14:22:56 32,585 posts
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    New film trailer is up next month :)
  • Retroid Moderator 15 Oct 2008 14:25:52 45,463 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I loved the episode of Voyager where the doctor ended up on the Prometheus with that other EMH and they took on the Romulan fleet :D
    Best episode of Voyager, right there.

    You know why?

    TWO EMH, THAT'S WHY
  • glaeken 15 Oct 2008 14:30:13 12,070 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    AdmiralJanewayLOL.

    I swear I saw her in a soft porn film once. The internet has failed me on this though so I think I have to conclude it was a particulary disturbing dream.

    Why my head picks her to dream about over 7 I have no idea though.
  • Deleted user 15 October 2008 14:31:46
    glaeken wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    AdmiralJanewayLOL.

    I swear I saw her in a soft porn film once. The internet has failed me on this though so I think I have to conclude it was a particulary disturbing dream.

    Why my head picks her to dream about over 7 I have no idea though.


    Dude!.... I think you fancy her!
  • Aretak 15 Oct 2008 14:32:43 10,391 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    AdmiralJanewayLOL.
    I swear I saw her in a soft porn film once. The internet has failed me on this though so I think I have to conclude it was a particulary disturbing dream.
    She doesn't do nudity (unfortunately?).

    Kate Mulgrew: No. I know very well that I wouldn’t – I haven’t. I’ve turned down some of the best roles. I don’t do nudity. I don’t perform abortions. And I will not subscribe, on any level, to pornography. I’m sorry. I’ve got kids. I mean I just can’t do that, you know? I almost had a role once, it was so lovely. And of course then they call you back in and they say, ‘Well, you just have to walk out of the ocean twice, nude.’ And I said, ‘Well, why? Why do I have to? Meryl Streep never did it. Can’t I walk out in a bathing suit?’ ‘No, no, no. You get off the ship, your clothes fall off, you have to – it’s absolutely …’ I said, ‘You’ve gone from bad to worse.’ No. But it sounds a little square. It’s not square. Right? Anyway, who wants to see all that stuff! (to someone in the audience) Sorry, you!
  • Deleted user 15 October 2008 14:33:05
    Retroid wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I loved the episode of Voyager where the doctor ended up on the Prometheus with that other EMH and they took on the Romulan fleet :D
    Best episode of Voyager, right there.

    You know why?

    TWO EMH, THAT'S WHY

    Best episodes of Voyager are those that featured the Borg. Without the Borg the program would have been Enterprise shit.

    Scorpian and Endgame come to mind.
  • CosmicFuzz 15 Oct 2008 14:34:49 32,585 posts
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    The Borg in Voyager was ace at first, but then it was the Borg every single fucking week until I was so sick of them. They totally lost their menace.
  • Aretak 15 Oct 2008 14:35:41 10,391 posts
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    Voyager fucking ruined the Borg. They were more intimidating when hardly anything was known about them.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 15 Oct 2008 14:35:50 47,497 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Uhm...Shades of Grey is clearly the worst episode, not only of Star Trek, but of any TV series.

    Riker gets pricked by a thorn and has to think happy thoughts to escape clip show hell.
    I thought happy thoughts make things worse and they have to give him horrible thoughts to kill the infection.

    Awful episode though, truly awful!
  • Deleted user 15 October 2008 14:36:59
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    The Borg in Voyager was ace at first, but then it was the Borg every single fucking week until I was so sick of them. They totally lost their menace.

    They didn't use species 8472 enough! 2 Episodes in the entire cannon. That's just shameful.
  • Retroid Moderator 15 Oct 2008 14:38:23 45,463 posts
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    Or Species 0898 as I used to call them.

    Be careful what time you enter their dimension or else it'd cost you a fortune.
  • RetardStrong 15 Oct 2008 14:38:25 3,229 posts
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    EMH?
  • Retroid Moderator 15 Oct 2008 14:38:48 45,463 posts
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    Emergency Medical Hologram

    "Please state the nature of the medical emergency"
  • CosmicFuzz 15 Oct 2008 14:38:54 32,585 posts
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    YES! Species 8472 were freaking awesome! Definitely wanted to see more of them.
  • glaeken 15 Oct 2008 14:43:31 12,070 posts
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    Aretak wrote:
    glaeken wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    AdmiralJanewayLOL.
    I swear I saw her in a soft porn film once. The internet has failed me on this though so I think I have to conclude it was a particulary disturbing dream.
    She doesn't do nudity (unfortunately?).

    Kate Mulgrew: No. I know very well that I wouldn’t – I haven’t. I’ve turned down some of the best roles. I don’t do nudity. I don’t perform abortions. And I will not subscribe, on any level, to pornography. I’m sorry. I’ve got kids. I mean I just can’t do that, you know? I almost had a role once, it was so lovely. And of course then they call you back in and they say, ‘Well, you just have to walk out of the ocean twice, nude.’ And I said, ‘Well, why? Why do I have to? Meryl Streep never did it. Can’t I walk out in a bathing suit?’ ‘No, no, no. You get off the ship, your clothes fall off, you have to – it’s absolutely …’ I said, ‘You’ve gone from bad to worse.’ No. But it sounds a little square. It’s not square. Right? Anyway, who wants to see all that stuff! (to someone in the audience) Sorry, you!

    It must have been a dream then and on some level I want to get down and dirty with disturbingly masculine Janeway :(
  • Deleted user 15 October 2008 14:43:36
    What happened to your "Galaxy will be purged"? They were scared off by nanites? NO!
  • glaeken 15 Oct 2008 14:48:05 12,070 posts
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    Aretak wrote:
    Voyager fucking ruined the Borg. They were more intimidating when hardly anything was known about them.

    Yeah because when TNG featured a pet Borg called Hugh that was just classy ;)
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