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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Clive_Dunn 4,862 posts
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Registered 18 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Shave the fucking lot off. Do it. You may look like a cross between a nightclub bouncer and a criminal but the alternative is either to wear a ginger syrup, or let the side bits grow making you look like "embarrasing dad"
Peej
Well I've had mine shaved for a while now, I was hoping for the bouncer look but only managed to get a Jimmy Somerville. Arse.
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoOne thing about being the only baldy in the family is that my niece has instant recognition of me every time she sees me (she's 1, bless her!) and has started shouting "unc unc!"
Just too cool.
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoAnd look how much the chicks dig him
(actually, a lot of gay blokes do as well - oops)
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoPj the Pirate! Shiver ME timerssssss! -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRazz wrote:
Pj the Pirate! Shiver ME timerssssss!
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Razz wrote:
Pj the Pirate! Shiver ME timerssssss!
????
Peej
Sorry man, I've always wanted to say that you have a pirates look about you, esp with the bald head and ear-ring.
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRazz wrote:
pjmaybe wrote:
Razz wrote:
Pj the Pirate! Shiver ME timerssssss!
????
Peej
Sorry man, I've always wanted to say that you have a pirates look about you, esp with the bald head.
Must be the earring as well, arhar!!!
Well shiver me timbers, splice the mainbrace and give 'im 12 licks of the cat!
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHyoushi wrote:
WTF? You think I look like Picard now? Surely not.
Or did you mean Peej?
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RubyRed 4,303 posts
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Registered 18 years agoNothing wrong with looking like Patrick Stewart. Anyway, I hear men who are involuntarily bald have large cocks. -
Clive_Dunn 4,862 posts
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Registered 18 years agoIts true. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Pike 13,459 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThe way I understand it hair loss is often connected to higher levels of testosterone. Bald men are just a bit manlier than other men. -
MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHyoushi wrote:
RubyRed wrote:
What about large men who have bald cocks? Eeeeh...
Nothing wrong with looking like Patrick Stewart. Anyway, I hear men who are involuntarily bald have large cocks.
Whatd'ya mean Eeeeh...
/stern look/
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squaylor 3,737 posts
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Registered 18 years agoRubyRed wrote:
If this means men with lots of hair have small cocks, there must be a fair few EG regulars shifting uncomfortably whilst reading this thread...
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRubyRed wrote:
Nothing wrong with looking like Patrick Stewart. Anyway, I hear men who are involuntarily bald have large cocks.
Well I can't say as I've ever had any complaints (god I can't believe I just said that)
Anyway whether or not size counts, every bloke's got enough to fill a pram!
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agopffft...
"Size doesn't matter"
"He's got a nice personality"
"She's not fat, just cuddly"
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoheheh nice one Razz...
A few more
"I love you" means "Do what I want you to"
"I promise" means "I'm telling you what you want to hear"
"We'll always be together" means "I'm too scared to split up"
"We've got a lot in common" means "We haven't but it seemed like we did after a few pints"
"There's no one else" means "There's no one else...yet"
"It really suits you" means "I'm too polite to tell you that it makes your legs look like corned beef"
"I want to have your children" means "I'm pissed"
"I need a night in alone" means "Alone with your best mate"
Er, nice one Dubstar!
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squaylor 3,737 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHeh...'Hair loss' + Eurogamer = 'penis size'
Only on EG...but while we're on the subject I read a story in the Sydney Morning Herald last week about a national survey in Australia. A condom company put a folded-up tape measure in each packet of rubbers, with a (hopefully sealable) postcard to send back. They found the sizes ranged from 7cm to 20cm with an average of 13cm - men from Western Australia were bigger. Bigger equipped or bigger liars, that they weren't sure of... -
RubyRed 4,303 posts
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Registered 18 years agosquaylor wrote:
The latter I bet.
Heh...'Hair loss' + Eurogamer = 'penis size'
Only on EG...but while we're on the subject I read a story in the Sydney Morning Herald last week about a national survey in Australia. A condom company put a folded-up tape measure in each packet of rubbers, with a (hopefully sealable) postcard to send back. They found the sizes ranged from 7cm to 20cm with an average of 13cm - men from Western Australia were bigger. Bigger equipped or bigger liars, that they weren't sure of...
I should've realised that my above comment may make some forumites uncomfortable, but did I say that men with plenty of hair are the opposite to bald men in the trouser area? No. -
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Registered 18 years agoRubyRed wrote:
Nothing wrong with looking like Patrick Stewart. Anyway, I hear men who are involuntarily bald have large cocks.
/checks
Guess I'm not going bald then! Should I be happy or sad?
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Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThe whole bald men big dick scenario is complete bollocks. It's just another male thing, to justify the loss, not to feel insecure. Just as the saying it's not how big it is it's how you use it, it's men who say that not woman, to stop feeling inferior for having a small dick.
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHeh.
Shouldn't worry anyone, hair loss. Just think of all those people with all that carefully sculpted dead skin sitting on top of their heads, and all the gaming time they have to waste pratting around with it, not to mention the money they spend getting it to look right only to have it ruined by an impromptu rainstorm coming out of the salon.
/not convincing am I
Oh well, time for the hippy speech. "Be happy with what you got, man, cos it could be worse, you could be Dubya!"
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Angel_Treats 11,070 posts
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Registered 18 years agoPersonally I like very short/shaved hair. But that's just me. -
Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoAngel_Treats wrote:
Personally I like very short/shaved hair. But that's just me.
Well, you and Mrs Peej!
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Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoMrs Nemesis is always prompting me to get my head shaved (steady) and if this forehead gets any bigger she'll get her wish.
Forehead like a coach windscreen me.
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Sid Nice wrote:
/Sid shaves head/
/suddenly develops taste for men with full heads of hair
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