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Payment with spiders
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motti82 3,324 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSaw this yesterday, the first spider is kwalitee. -
Murbs 25,151 posts
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Registered 17 years agoROFL!
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terminalterror 18,932 posts
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Couldn't help but have a massive grin as a read that. -
espadachin 2,214 posts
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Registered 17 years agofucking class, next bill i get, im doing that. -
phAge 25,487 posts
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Registered 18 years agoecureuil wrote:
+1!
That's brilliant!
I so want a t-shirt with that spider on it.
Hats off to the gentleman who pulled this stunt.
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askew 24,121 posts
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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CaptainBinky 2,243 posts
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DFawkes 32,785 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDamn, I just accepted that drawing as payment for 20 tonnes of Concrete, but now I realise it must've been a forgery! Damn piracy. -
Venkman90 4,430 posts
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phAge wrote:
ecureuil wrote:
+1!
That's brilliant!
I so want a t-shirt with that spider on it.
Hats off to the gentleman who was bored one day and knocked this whole thing up in Photoshop to amuse the general internet.
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I do believe it. Made me laugh out loud - for real, not in a lazy "that's funny but I can't be bothered to type that, so LOL will have to do even though all I really did was twitch the corner of my mouth and smile to myself internally" sense.
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Big-Swiss 9,455 posts
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JediMasterMalik 11,820 posts
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Kay 21,321 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI really would like to see what this is, but you need to be logged in or something to see that page...
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Kay 21,321 posts
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Registered 17 years agoHeh, great stuff indeed. Cheers.
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He's back again.
[code]From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.
Regards, David.
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From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building
Hello David
I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?
Helen
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From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.
Regards, David.
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From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?
Helen
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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.
Regards, David.
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From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Hello David
You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.
Helen
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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
They are very small ducks.
Regards, David.
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From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?
Helen
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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .
Regards, David.
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From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.
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Lutz 48,870 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI bet he's got a dog. -
tombo 2,170 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNice one. -
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S.J.Rogers 3,593 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThat is GREAT... \o/
I must be more likr this fellow as it would give me great joy..! -
guts 1,692 posts
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Registered 14 years agoSuperb. Loved the bit about the dog racing
For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together
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Fair play Gremmi, I'd never have remembered which thread this belonged in .gif)
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