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I think this is my favourite: http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html |
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iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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ecureuil wrote:
They are very small ducks.
Had me in stitches for some reason.
Exactly the same here!
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jaxon58 2,555 posts
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Registered 18 years agoiokthemonkey wrote:
I think this is my favourite:
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html
Brilliant!
Love the ninja through the window bit. -
TechnoHippy 19,245 posts
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Registered 18 years agoiokthemonkey wrote:
I think this is my favourite:
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html
That's excellent - the ducks were good too.gif)
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iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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Registered 13 years agoThe one about "If I Owned a Monkey" is good, too. -
Venkman90 4,430 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThe gym membership one is great:
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 9.17am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Hello David
Not sure how to take your email, nobody here would offer you steroids, it is illegal and none of our staff would do this. Justin is one of our most experienced trainers and if you found him rude while he was trying to be helpful and just doing his job then there are plenty of other gyms you could look at joining instead.
Cheers, Jeff
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.02am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Dear Jeff
Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals. I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously.
Regards, David.
and also, this is fried gold:
From: Richard Matthews
Date: Tuesday 6 May 2008 9.17pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: fuck off
youve obviously got no firends!
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 6 May 2008 9.28pm
To: Richard Matthews
Subject: Re: fuck off
You got me Dick. You are correct, I have no friends. I am lonely and sad. I am currently sitting in a cave by myself, sustaining myself on beetles, powering my laptop by an ingenious array of pulleys and flywheels constructed from small lizards and tree sap from the local flora. I came here to escape my family, friends, industry associates, acquaintances and the lady next door who was spying on me, in the hope of completing my novel titled "why are there so many dickheads messaging me?" I have made the dedication out to you Dick and will endeavor to send you a copy once it goes to print. -
chiefian 475 posts
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Registered 13 years agoTime Waster Letters.
Robin Cooper. Brilliant stuff! -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoblizeH wrote:
As you wish blize!
That is quality, and yeah a t-shirt with thatspider would be awesome lol -
askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoHaha. People who ask for free websites/designs/shit are a PitA. -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPissed myself at the Yes/No pie chart near the end!
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ecureuil wrote:
More David Thorne goodness -
mrpon wrote:
Pissed myself at the Yes/No pie chart near the end!
same here.gif)
along with the final response -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI've never seen this stuff before. It's awesome. -
SG 1,896 posts
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Registered 13 years agoRetroid wrote:
Fuck me that is absolute gold.
ecureuil wrote:
More David Thorne goodness -
Spin_Dr_Wolf 6,170 posts
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Registered 18 years agoShame, i like the idea in the comments though of 4chan being the IRA to Reddits Sinn Feinn.
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moriss 588 posts
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Registered 15 years agoecureuil wrote:
Turns out he's a bit of a dick[/quote
its shitty to get no reply from customer services deffo but to be honest this doesnt sound like its him personally to blame. -
chiefian wrote:
Time Waster Letters.
Robin Cooper. Brilliant stuff!
I bought both volumes one Sunday when I was stuck in Heathrow for the best (or worst) part of a day and spent most of the afternoon trying to surpress my out-loud laughter. Awesome stuff.
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