My cock was firmly in her throat, says Jaffe

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  • JYM60 26 Nov 2008 15:21:58 18,661 posts
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    This is fucking retarded.

    Neogaf thread where a posted implies David Jaffe is an ugly bastard, calls him a turd

    Here's the post (he is kinda turdish)

    Jaffe's response on N4G

    Also, as to the way I look:

    a- please post a more current picture. That was a few months after the hell that was directing GOD OF WAR. No time for the gym, no time for hair cuts. No time for anything. Tends to happen when you commit to something you love and give it your all. One day if you get a job that demands more of you than making sure the customer's paper doesn't land in the sticker bushes you may know what I mean.

    b- Please post your picture so we can fuck with it in photoshop and make fun of it. I'm sure you're a real looker.

    c- And not to go there, but I just believe in pure honesty so I have to tell the truth: your mother didn't think I was so ugly last nite. But then again, my cock was firmly in her throat and she was probably not looking at my face. But when I gave her the 10 spot afterwards, I could have sworn she made eye contact with me and she told me to, 'Come back again anytime' so my looks could not have bothered her that much, right?

    d- Oh, and when you see her next, please tell her my cock is starting to turn a strange shade of green. Should I be worried? I guess that's what I get from getting a blow job from a woman who kind of looks like the Hulk. Shit, what does that say about me?!?


    Talk later-

    David

    :D

    What a fucking cock.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2008 15:23:04
    Sheesh, isn't GAF full of cocks anyway?

    He'll fit right in :)
  • nickthegun 26 Nov 2008 15:23:56 84,512 posts
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    Heh. More games developers should do that.

    I would have gone medieval in that Haze thread.
  • otto Moderator 26 Nov 2008 15:24:05 49,322 posts
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    /googles 10 spot
  • Retroid Moderator 26 Nov 2008 15:24:11 45,464 posts
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    Clevah.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2008 15:24:19
    More power to the Jaffe I say.
  • MrSensible 26 Nov 2008 15:24:40 26,517 posts
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    Best thread title ever.
  • Psychotext 26 Nov 2008 15:25:44 69,155 posts
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    He's a classy guy. Nothing like taking yourself down to the level of the average internet retard.
  • jonsaan 26 Nov 2008 15:25:52 27,052 posts
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    otto wrote:
    /googles 10 spot

    and?
  • agparrot 26 Nov 2008 15:25:55 11,901 posts
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    It's like being at school all over again.
  • nickthegun 26 Nov 2008 15:26:40 84,512 posts
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    He is an average internet retard.

    He just happens to have a job that, for some reason, lots of teenage boys think is cool.
  • Psychotext 26 Nov 2008 15:26:49 69,155 posts
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    Also... what the hell is a 10 spot?
  • Deleted user 26 November 2008 15:26:55
    I think Jaffe is a sock of Fluffy's :D
  • jonsaan 26 Nov 2008 15:27:09 27,052 posts
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    AH:

    10 spot 4 up, 4 down
    a dime bag of weed from da dopeboi
  • thedaveeyres 26 Nov 2008 15:27:12 13,921 posts
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  • agparrot 26 Nov 2008 15:27:20 11,901 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    otto wrote:
    /googles 10 spot

    and?

    Something to do with being cream-streaked
  • JYM60 26 Nov 2008 15:27:31 18,661 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Also... what the hell is a 10 spot?

    That's what I'm thinking.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2008 15:27:47
    Breaking down the barriers of common conception of videogames being only for the retardeds I see.
  • jonsaan 26 Nov 2008 15:28:20 27,052 posts
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    Jaffe Cakes though eh?
  • smoothpete 26 Nov 2008 15:29:24 37,409 posts
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    It's $10

    Also, what a fucking idiot.
  • Tiger_Walts 26 Nov 2008 15:29:25 16,674 posts
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    This is typical Jaffe. Move along, nothing to see here.
  • jonsaan 26 Nov 2008 15:31:18 27,052 posts
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    God of War. You shouldn't. Oh and Calling all cars and twisted Metal. Again, you shouldn't.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2008 15:32:19
    I thought this was a thread about eating Jaffa cakes and cocks and the potential choking hazard. Imagine my disappointment.
  • JYM60 26 Nov 2008 15:32:33 18,661 posts
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    I actually played Calling all Cars a few days ago.

    I was really just going on to see if anyone still played online. There was one guy! So we had a game.
  • Dizzy 26 Nov 2008 15:33:08 3,715 posts
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    Strange.. I always thought of Jaffe as more of an "I like it up the ass" guy. Maybe next time somebody should send pictures of their gerbil.

    Oh BTW.. he is an ugly bastard. Is he going to come in here now and "insult" my mom? That would be great!

    /popcorn
  • jonsaan 26 Nov 2008 15:33:28 27,052 posts
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    I actually really like CAC. I'll give you a game JYM60.
  • avatarirl 26 Nov 2008 15:34:23 249 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Jaffe Cakes though eh?

    Thank you!
    waiting for that, couldn't bring myself to it tho.

    I do believe he frequently makes reference to mothers, being ball deep, etc., it's his calling card so to speak.
  • Psychotext 26 Nov 2008 15:35:55 69,155 posts
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    Dizzy wrote:
    Maybe next time somebody should send pictures of their gerbil.
    glol

    Good job I'm not in an office really. :D
  • avatarirl 26 Nov 2008 15:37:17 249 posts
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    There must be some developers on Eurogamer lurking, waiting, to rape someones mother over a glib comment.

    To be flamed by Peter Molyneux.
    Ah to dream!

    EDIT: forgot glib comment: He's smelly and hasn't made anything decent since Syndicate
  • jonsaan 26 Nov 2008 15:39:15 27,052 posts
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    The chap from worms is often on here.
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