The Worst Christmas Present Thread Page 5

  • SweetMrGibs 24 Dec 2019 14:54:38 1,428 posts
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    @fontgeeksogood PG Tips
  • supermichael26 24 Dec 2019 15:28:08 28 posts
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    A box of String
  • SweetMrGibs 24 Dec 2019 15:30:34 1,428 posts
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    @supermichael26 how long was it?
  • ZuluHero 24 Dec 2019 16:20:42 9,159 posts
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    SweetMrGibs wrote:
    @fontgeeksogood PG Tips
    Got any x-rated ones?
  • Nitrous 25 Dec 2019 11:27:42 2,081 posts
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    Lynx Africa gift set... today. Its been re wrapped already for my dad.
  • richarddavies 25 Dec 2019 11:31:29 7,868 posts
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    God nflrider, you got alot of terrible christmas presents this year!
  • ZuluHero 25 Dec 2019 11:53:05 9,159 posts
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    He wins.
  • mothercruncher 25 Dec 2019 12:06:34 18,032 posts
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    Fucking Nerf tennis ball launcher for the dogs, get in- whereís the BEST present thread?
  • Vortex808 25 Dec 2019 12:17:43 14,022 posts
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    😆 The evolution of best presents fairly change over the years!

    40 years ago we'd all be wanting an astro wars or some such, now we're older, it's ball firers for dogs to chase.

    I got half a new garage door, the missus got the other half. Practical xmas presents FTL! She's the only one who gets a car in mind, but at least all my bikes will be safer. 😃

    Edited by Vortex808 at 12:25:42 25-12-2019
  • Deleted user 25 December 2019 12:31:13
    Lynx body scrub things for the shower. Two of them.

    I'd just figured the last one had hung around unused long enough for me to throw out without anyone missing it.

    My wife spotted in it. Thought I needed another couple. I loathe the bloody things but had to say "thanks, that's great..."
  • Frogofdoom 25 Dec 2019 13:13:12 16,891 posts
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    Squirt a bit down the shower each day and it will be gone in no time.
  • Tomo 25 Dec 2019 14:20:12 18,096 posts
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    I've been given not one, but two cooking aprons!

    One clearly given to my mum as a gift that she didn't want and then a separate one from herself which has 12 different photographs of sushi on it.

    Totally bizarre.
  • RawShark 25 Dec 2019 14:33:41 1,285 posts
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    Canít remember if I posted this already, but a picnic blanket from my ex girlfriend. Christ, I was actually with her while Christmas shopping going mental over a Boba Fett hoodie and dropping hints like bad habits. Xmas cake and I get this suspiciously blanket shaped gift, and say ďYou havenít got me a blanket have you?Ē Silence. It was a fucking blanket. Not even a Boba Fett blanket. A picnic blanket. So I couldnít even use it until summer. And I fucking hate picnics.

    We didnít last much longer.
  • CrispyXUKTurbo 25 Dec 2019 14:57:25 2,956 posts
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    Not had anything other than socks and pants yet, which is awesome frankly
  • nickthegun 25 Dec 2019 15:48:01 82,983 posts
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    Last month, I bought myself The Tom Cruise Mission Impossible Casio Watch from TK Maxx.

    After I put it on, the box vanished, so I thought the mrs had just been a bit overly tidy. Because Iím not allowed to buy myself anything for the last two months of the years, it turns out it has been seized to give back to me as a present, so I got an empty box for Christmas.
  • Khanivor 25 Dec 2019 15:52:22 44,563 posts
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    I got absolutely no presents this year so Iím in the clear!
  • HarryPalmer 25 Dec 2019 18:06:16 6,166 posts
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    Seafood forks.
  • Load_2.0 25 Dec 2019 19:41:11 32,067 posts
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    These super fetching workplace safety glasses tested my ability to keep a straight face when unwrapped...

    https://www.bolle-safety.com/reference/silexpsf

    They'll come in handy at the office...
  • CrispyXUKTurbo 25 Dec 2019 19:45:32 2,956 posts
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    Hot
  • retro74 25 Dec 2019 20:05:20 3,330 posts
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    Did anyone get a nice tray? I forget who got that nice tray one year but that was one fucking awesome present
  • pacrifice 25 Dec 2019 20:53:20 5,248 posts
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    https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/25/lynx-africa-christmas-11960221/?ito=article.tablet.share.top.link

    The reviews for Lynx Africa prove why itís still the best Christmas present you can get.

    Someone mentioned it before... isn't that someone special :)
  • Jono62 25 Dec 2019 21:05:01 25,601 posts
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    https://southendnewsnetwork.net/news/met-office-issues-amber-alert-after-cloud-of-lynx-africa-spotted-over-uk/
  • fontgeeksogood 25 Dec 2019 21:46:20 10,631 posts
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    I've been very fortunate and love everything but I kinda wish people had remembered I've got to get all this on the plane back home
  • Nitrous 25 Dec 2019 22:09:30 2,081 posts
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    @pacrifice Appears I am...
  • whatthefu 25 Dec 2019 22:25:36 1,331 posts
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    My brother bought me a football shirt, last seasons one.
  • pacrifice 25 Dec 2019 23:33:48 5,248 posts
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    @Nitrous ouch! My advice, put some Hugo Boss on and when they ask say yeah, it's the Lynx, thanx. 😏
  • Tomo 25 Dec 2019 23:35:30 18,096 posts
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    whatthefu wrote:
    My brother bought me a football shirt, last seasons one.
    If it was my club, I'd be happy with that! Cost a fortune anyway and basically the same.
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