The Worst Christmas Present Thread Page 2

  • Spanky 2 Dec 2008 17:55:42 15,030 posts
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    Check this out(sfw) it's supa
  • terminalterror 2 Dec 2008 18:04:06 18,931 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    Check this out(sfw) it's supa

    That is rather awesome!
  • Syrette 2 Dec 2008 18:11:01 51,007 posts
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    Fizzog wrote:
    Not technically a 'present' but one year are old dog left a fresh 'gift' shall we say under the tree, or maybe santaclause had eaten too many mince pies..

    glol

    pjmaybe wrote:
    Other than that, the plethora of fucking atrocious simpsons-based shite I get every fucking year and have done since the Simpsons started being on merchandise as diverse as pairs of pants to feminine hygiene products.

    Am I correct in deducing from this that you were once the lucky recipient of Simpsons-branded feminine hygiene products?
  • localnotail 19 Dec 2012 15:06:02 23,072 posts
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    Mel & Kim cassette single of "Showin' Out". Christmas 2007.

    It was a joke, apparently. I'm not big on joke presents. Well, not shit unfunny ones, anyway.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 19 Dec 2012 15:20:00 47,499 posts
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    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
  • quadfather 19 Dec 2012 15:23:55 37,970 posts
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    A mate got me some grecian 2000 and some piss proof slippers
  • kickerconspiracy 19 Dec 2012 15:24:00 494 posts
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    I think my worst gift was this:

    http://www.mensgiftshop.com/acatalog/The_Tetris_Cube_Puzzle.html

    I really fucking hate puzzles.

    I've gotten to that age when I get socks and underwear I'm actually quite grateful as it's essential stuff I can never be arsed going shopping for.
  • megastar 19 Dec 2012 15:24:48 17,238 posts
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    I got my other half a Toaster the year before last, I'm on a strict Kitchen appliance ban from now on!
  • localnotail 19 Dec 2012 15:43:32 23,072 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
    But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
  • Deleted user 19 December 2012 15:47:18
    Mine was a football, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 19 Dec 2012 15:52:02 47,499 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
    But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
    Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.
  • Popzeus 19 Dec 2012 15:53:24 8,425 posts
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    Harley Davidson aftershave.

    Because who hasn't seen a Hell's Angel and thought: Man, I'd love to smell like that.

    Never even opened it.
  • localnotail 19 Dec 2012 16:06:49 23,072 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
    But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
    Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.
    Really? That makes me feel better about the fact that despite asking for it every year, circling it furiously in the Argos catalogue of hope, I never received one :(
  • billythekid 19 Dec 2012 16:09:43 12,583 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays

    Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
    But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
    Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.
    Really? That makes me feel better about the fact that despite asking for it every year, circling it furiously in the Argos catalogue of hope, I never received one :(
    I had it on my christmas list for years, never got one either :(
  • SolidSCB 19 Dec 2012 16:14:53 14,662 posts
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    I got the Spice Girls game for PS1 one Christmas off my nan. I had asked for Silent Hill.
  • localnotail 19 Dec 2012 16:18:58 23,072 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    I got the Spice Girls game for PS1 one Christmas off my nan. I had asked for Silent Hill.
    To be fair, she wasn't far off.
  • oceanmotion 19 Dec 2012 16:23:36 17,358 posts
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    Those seashell and prawn shaped chocolates from Lidl.

    Any of those shower gel, deodorant, hair gel combos that come in a toiletry bag.

    Two shit DVDs that weren't even shrink wrapped.

    Those T-Shirts you see in HMV that are nasty quality, a bad print of some popular superhero film or something so tired, it's gone from cool to uncool more than once.
  • joeymoto108 19 Dec 2012 16:38:25 743 posts
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    Secret Santa at our flat was great this year, one of my flatmates ended up with an blow up sex doll. Everytime I walk into my flatmates room he's got the creepy fucking doll stood up using empty beer crate boxes- she's just staring into the depths of your soul with her lustful mouth wide open.

    We call her Philippa. Philippa Hole.
  • Deleted user 19 December 2012 16:40:40
    Mine was from my uncle, who brought me 99 amazing football facts or something like that from tescos.. for two years running. I didn't mind it the first time, but the second....
  • Vortex808 19 Dec 2012 16:41:01 14,597 posts
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    My worst was faux-leather driving gloves. I mean WTF? Do I look like I'll be wearing those?

    This year I half expect goggles and a white silk scarf.


    Pip pip.
  • minky-kong 19 Dec 2012 16:43:54 14,674 posts
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    Some really bad T-shirts with "Beer Inspector", and rubbish FCUK jokes on them. One of them became a sleeping-in T-shirt, the other never left the packaging.
  • pacrifice 22 Dec 2019 02:32:38 5,254 posts
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    I'm a bit bored and this seems interesting.
  • pacrifice 22 Dec 2019 03:06:41 5,254 posts
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    Don't do Christmas but one birthday as a kid, an aunt gave me a calendar. I was a good kid, I feigned my appreciation (couldn't tell her the truth, that would be rude). There were some good pictures of dolphins.

    Sis went to Egypt and brought back a paperweight.
  • Oldsheppy 22 Dec 2019 07:15:54 51 posts
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    A couple of years ago my brother got me some batman/superman pyjamas in large. I then pointed out to him that I'm not keen on DC (more of a marvel guy, which he knows), I'm a medium not a large size. I also don't wear pyjamas.
    It irritates me as I put some thought in to his present and we are pretty close but he obviously just let his Mrs get 'whatever' for me.
  • fontgeeksogood 22 Dec 2019 08:46:16 12,059 posts
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    @racing_fan where u at bro

    Edited by fontgeeksogood at 12:15:53 22-12-2019
  • pacrifice 22 Dec 2019 10:04:13 5,254 posts
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    @RevolvingKenneth religious reasons bro/sis. I'm a Muslim.
  • Slint1000 22 Dec 2019 13:59:58 3,594 posts
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    About tens years ago, my sis bought me a huge shiny metal belt buckle (no belt, just the buckle) with a hologram of Jesus on the front.

    I think she thought it was a bit ‘bling’ or something. It is truly horrendous.
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