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The Worst Christmas Present Thread • Page 2
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Spanky 15,030 posts
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terminalterror 18,931 posts
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Registered 19 years agoSpanky wrote:
Check this out(sfw) it's supa
That is rather awesome! -
Syrette 51,007 posts
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Registered 18 years agoFizzog wrote:
Not technically a 'present' but one year are old dog left a fresh 'gift' shall we say under the tree, or maybe santaclause had eaten too many mince pies..
glol
pjmaybe wrote:
Other than that, the plethora of fucking atrocious simpsons-based shite I get every fucking year and have done since the Simpsons started being on merchandise as diverse as pairs of pants to feminine hygiene products.
Am I correct in deducing from this that you were once the lucky recipient of Simpsons-branded feminine hygiene products? -
localnotail 23,072 posts
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Registered 12 years agoMel & Kim cassette single of "Showin' Out". Christmas 2007.
It was a joke, apparently. I'm not big on joke presents. Well, not shit unfunny ones, anyway. -
My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays
Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated. -
quadfather 37,970 posts
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Registered 11 years agoA mate got me some grecian 2000 and some piss proof slippers -
kickerconspiracy 494 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI think my worst gift was this:
http://www.mensgiftshop.com/acatalog/The_Tetris_Cube_Puzzle.html
I really fucking hate puzzles.
I've gotten to that age when I get socks and underwear I'm actually quite grateful as it's essential stuff I can never be arsed going shopping for. -
megastar 17,238 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI got my other half a Toaster the year before last, I'm on a strict Kitchen appliance ban from now on! -
localnotail 23,072 posts
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Registered 12 years agoMrTomFTW wrote:
But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays
Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated. -
Mine was a football, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? -
localnotail wrote:
Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.
MrTomFTW wrote:
But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays
Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated. -
Popzeus 8,425 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHarley Davidson aftershave.
Because who hasn't seen a Hell's Angel and thought: Man, I'd love to smell like that.
Never even opened it. -
localnotail 23,072 posts
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Registered 12 years agoMrTomFTW wrote:
Really? That makes me feel better about the fact that despite asking for it every year, circling it furiously in the Argos catalogue of hope, I never received one
localnotail wrote:
Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.
MrTomFTW wrote:
But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays
Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated.
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billythekid 12,583 posts
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Registered 15 years agolocalnotail wrote:
I had it on my christmas list for years, never got one either
MrTomFTW wrote:
Really? That makes me feel better about the fact that despite asking for it every year, circling it furiously in the Argos catalogue of hope, I never received one
localnotail wrote:
Did you ever have one of those? The grinder broke soooooo easily.
MrTomFTW wrote:
But they gave you life! They'll never top that. Well, maybe a Mr Frosty ice maker.
My parents always seem to get me a two pack of shirts from Primark. Same for my birthdays
Considering last year I got them a Blu-ray player it's a little unappreciated. -
SolidSCB 14,662 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI got the Spice Girls game for PS1 one Christmas off my nan. I had asked for Silent Hill. -
localnotail 23,072 posts
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Registered 12 years agoSolidSCB wrote:
To be fair, she wasn't far off.
I got the Spice Girls game for PS1 one Christmas off my nan. I had asked for Silent Hill. -
oceanmotion 17,358 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThose seashell and prawn shaped chocolates from Lidl.
Any of those shower gel, deodorant, hair gel combos that come in a toiletry bag.
Two shit DVDs that weren't even shrink wrapped.
Those T-Shirts you see in HMV that are nasty quality, a bad print of some popular superhero film or something so tired, it's gone from cool to uncool more than once. -
joeymoto108 743 posts
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Registered 13 years agoSecret Santa at our flat was great this year, one of my flatmates ended up with an blow up sex doll. Everytime I walk into my flatmates room he's got the creepy fucking doll stood up using empty beer crate boxes- she's just staring into the depths of your soul with her lustful mouth wide open.
We call her Philippa. Philippa Hole. -
Mine was from my uncle, who brought me 99 amazing football facts or something like that from tescos.. for two years running. I didn't mind it the first time, but the second.... -
Vortex808 14,597 posts
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Registered 12 years agoMy worst was faux-leather driving gloves. I mean WTF? Do I look like I'll be wearing those?
This year I half expect goggles and a white silk scarf.
Pip pip. -
minky-kong 14,674 posts
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Registered 13 years agoSome really bad T-shirts with "Beer Inspector", and rubbish FCUK jokes on them. One of them became a sleeping-in T-shirt, the other never left the packaging. -
pacrifice 5,254 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI'm a bit bored and this seems interesting. -
pacrifice 5,254 posts
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Registered 17 years agoDon't do Christmas but one birthday as a kid, an aunt gave me a calendar. I was a good kid, I feigned my appreciation (couldn't tell her the truth, that would be rude). There were some good pictures of dolphins.
Sis went to Egypt and brought back a paperweight. -
Oldsheppy 51 posts
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Registered 4 years agoA couple of years ago my brother got me some batman/superman pyjamas in large. I then pointed out to him that I'm not keen on DC (more of a marvel guy, which he knows), I'm a medium not a large size. I also don't wear pyjamas.
It irritates me as I put some thought in to his present and we are pretty close but he obviously just let his Mrs get 'whatever' for me. -
fontgeeksogood 12,059 posts
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Registered 3 years ago@racing_fan where u at bro
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pacrifice 5,254 posts
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Registered 17 years ago@RevolvingKenneth religious reasons bro/sis. I'm a Muslim. -
About tens years ago, my sis bought me a huge shiny metal belt buckle (no belt, just the buckle) with a hologram of Jesus on the front.
I think she thought it was a bit ‘bling’ or something. It is truly horrendous.
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