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Match.com and Online Dating • Page 8
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dufftownallan 4,723 posts
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Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWho cares. As long as my dick gets sucked it can be what the hell it likes. -
ronuds 21,781 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYou should at least make reference to that in your bio...just so the expectation is set early.
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repairmanjack 6,133 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHas ANYONE put video games in their interests? No, right? Of course not.
Maybe I should change my user name from PsYcHoKiLlEr666... but I thought chicks liked that sense of humour thing. -
repairmanjack wrote:
Has ANYONE put video games in their interests? No, right? Of course not.
I mentioned them. -
ronuds 21,781 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYou might find a nice gothic woman that way. -
repairmanjack 6,133 posts
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Registered 15 years agoAnd are people going at this with a one-at-a-time mentality.. or are you all carpet-bombing the website with winks?
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CosmicFuzz 32,632 posts
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Registered 15 years agorepairmanjack wrote:
And are people going at this with a one-at-a-time mentality.. or are you all carpet-bombing the website with winks?
That's "winks".
What's that? Winks? Bastard.
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Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoronuds wrote:
You should at least make reference to that in your bio...just so the expectation is set early.
Likes: To have dick sucked.
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ronuds 21,781 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHunam wrote:
ronuds wrote:
You should at least make reference to that in your bio...just so the expectation is set early.
Likes: To have dick sucked.
Don't women know this anyway?
You'd be surprised what women don't know! And sometimes you just have to make it plain anyway.
But for the most part, women know just a smidge more about men than we do about them.
I'd take repairman's advice and start flinging winks all around. You're bound to get some hits then. -
Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoShould I got on a 1 fat chick wink for every 9 hot girl winks just to keep the esteem up? -
ronuds 21,781 posts
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Registered 15 years agoNah, you don't want to be harrassed by a fatty. That's the stuff stalkers are made from. -
dufftownallan 4,723 posts
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Registered 15 years agoi just recieved a wink from a guy called hunam... -
dufftownallan wrote:
i just recieved a wink from a guy called hunam...
Ask him if he likes sucking cock -
souljah 4,705 posts
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Registered 17 years agoronuds wrote:
Nah, you don't want to be harrassed by a fatty. That's the stuff walkers are made from.
Gary Linekar has a lot to answer for. -
dufftownallan 4,723 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGremmi wrote:
he says he prefers it the other way round.
dufftownallan wrote:
Ask him if he likes sucking cock
i just recieved a wink from a guy called hunam...
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Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI heard of him, I'm sure he likes to pull your hair and call you a whore whilst you gag on his cock. -
souljah 4,705 posts
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Registered 17 years agodufftownallan wrote:
Gremmi wrote:
he says he prefers it the other way round.
dufftownallan wrote:
Ask him if he likes sucking cock
i just recieved a wink from a guy called hunam...
this one could be a keeper!
Guys who enjoy cocking suck are hard to find - go for it! -
dufftownallan 4,723 posts
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Trane 4,050 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThere's a barmaid at my local(ish) pub who until now I didn't really realise is a hottie, probably because I was spoken for. I chatted to her last night and she has a good personality too, the topic of chat was a bit random but still, all good.
Anyhow, beating around the bush a little, I shall be asking her out for a drink, failing that it's definately match.com in the new year - as there's bugger all ways to meet women round here. -
Scurrminator 9,045 posts
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Registered 16 years agoforget match.com, adultfriendfinder.com is where it's at boys -
vDoll 2,380 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThe fucking Match.com server just sent me a 'OMG NEW EMAIL!' message, but it was an old one the fucking piece of shit just hadn't bothered forwarding onto my e-mail address until now.
Fraud actions indeed.
Oh, and apparently winks are a bit of a no-no seeing as you can send them for free. They make you out as a non-subscribing cheapass just doing what comes naturally and saying "YOU ARE HAWT!" to anything with a pulse that isnt hideously repulsive.
At least, according to a friend of mine. But what the fuck does she know?
(non-rhetorical, she know's nothing. NOTHING!) -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI'm assuming all you single types have exhausted the obvious - stalking old school friends that you never got the chance to make a move on back in the day? -
vDoll 2,380 posts
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Registered 14 years ago90% of the girls I went to school with have either a gaggle of kids or a ferocious drug habit. Even if you were interested, they'd probably just tell you to message them through Match anyway, such is the current state of play on the singles market. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoFriends ReStalked was great for that. Truly ahead of it's time, shame they got so greedy by charging and got outdone by Facebook etc -
twelveways 7,131 posts
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Registered 15 years agomove to China, girls out here get massive wide-ons for anything western... -
Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDougs wrote:
I'm assuming all you single types have exhausted the obvious - stalking old school friends that you never got the chance to make a move on back in the day?
Or rather, old school friends who you had the chance with but your didn't realise it at the time.
/kicks self
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Genji 19,682 posts
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Registered 17 years agotwelveways wrote:
Japan too.
move to China, girls out here get massive wide-ons for anything western...
If only most of them weren't so bloody annoying.
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Trane 4,050 posts
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Registered 14 years agoHunam wrote:
Dougs wrote:
I'm assuming all you single types have exhausted the obvious - stalking old school friends that you never got the chance to make a move on back in the day?
Or rather, old school friends who you had the chance with but your didn't realise it at the time.
/kicks self
/many times
+1 to that Hunam.
I finished it with 2 girls in school who turned out to be belters =(
Tis not to say they weren't good looking then, but you just aren't so bothered when you're younger =(
One of them is now married, the other is worth looking up actually.....
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I'm not even talking about that, there has been like 6 or so girls who were basically begging to be fucked rotten by me but I thought they were just being friendly. I didn't have much confidence back then so thought nothing of it.
Anyway, the girl I winked at looked at my profile and didn't wink back.
Fail.
Maybe winking really isn't the best idea, I'll do a message to the next girl that takes my eye.
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