Match.com and Online Dating Page 8

  • dufftownallan 17 Dec 2008 21:23:09 4,723 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    dufftownallan wrote:
    performing falatio
    That's a Ballanchine ballet, isn't it?
    no, thats fElatio...
    i think...
  • Hunam 17 Dec 2008 21:24:05 20,675 posts
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    Who cares. As long as my dick gets sucked it can be what the hell it likes.
  • ronuds 17 Dec 2008 21:36:33 21,781 posts
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    You should at least make reference to that in your bio...just so the expectation is set early.

    Likes: To have dick sucked.
  • repairmanjack 17 Dec 2008 21:37:22 6,133 posts
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    Has ANYONE put video games in their interests? No, right? Of course not.

    Maybe I should change my user name from PsYcHoKiLlEr666... but I thought chicks liked that sense of humour thing.
  • Deleted user 17 December 2008 21:38:43
    repairmanjack wrote:
    Has ANYONE put video games in their interests? No, right? Of course not.

    I mentioned them.
  • ronuds 17 Dec 2008 21:39:25 21,781 posts
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    You might find a nice gothic woman that way.
  • repairmanjack 17 Dec 2008 21:42:41 6,133 posts
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    And are people going at this with a one-at-a-time mentality.. or are you all carpet-bombing the website with winks?

    That's "winks".
  • CosmicFuzz 17 Dec 2008 21:44:33 32,632 posts
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    repairmanjack wrote:
    And are people going at this with a one-at-a-time mentality.. or are you all carpet-bombing the website with winks?

    That's "winks".

    What's that? Winks? Bastard.

    /wipes screen
  • Hunam 17 Dec 2008 22:02:08 20,675 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    You should at least make reference to that in your bio...just so the expectation is set early.

    Likes: To have dick sucked.

    Don't women know this anyway?
  • ronuds 17 Dec 2008 22:06:33 21,781 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    ronuds wrote:
    You should at least make reference to that in your bio...just so the expectation is set early.

    Likes: To have dick sucked.

    Don't women know this anyway?

    You'd be surprised what women don't know! And sometimes you just have to make it plain anyway.

    But for the most part, women know just a smidge more about men than we do about them.

    I'd take repairman's advice and start flinging winks all around. You're bound to get some hits then.
  • Hunam 17 Dec 2008 22:07:35 20,675 posts
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    Should I got on a 1 fat chick wink for every 9 hot girl winks just to keep the esteem up?
  • ronuds 17 Dec 2008 22:10:42 21,781 posts
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    Nah, you don't want to be harrassed by a fatty. That's the stuff stalkers are made from.
  • dufftownallan 17 Dec 2008 22:21:55 4,723 posts
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    i just recieved a wink from a guy called hunam...
  • Deleted user 17 December 2008 22:27:18
    dufftownallan wrote:
    i just recieved a wink from a guy called hunam...

    Ask him if he likes sucking cock
  • souljah 17 Dec 2008 22:31:43 4,705 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    Nah, you don't want to be harrassed by a fatty. That's the stuff walkers are made from.

    Gary Linekar has a lot to answer for.
  • dufftownallan 17 Dec 2008 22:34:25 4,723 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    dufftownallan wrote:
    i just recieved a wink from a guy called hunam...
    Ask him if he likes sucking cock
    he says he prefers it the other way round.
    this one could be a keeper!
  • Hunam 17 Dec 2008 22:36:35 20,675 posts
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    I heard of him, I'm sure he likes to pull your hair and call you a whore whilst you gag on his cock.
  • souljah 17 Dec 2008 22:38:01 4,705 posts
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    dufftownallan wrote:
    Gremmi wrote:
    dufftownallan wrote:
    i just recieved a wink from a guy called hunam...
    Ask him if he likes sucking cock
    he says he prefers it the other way round.
    this one could be a keeper!

    Guys who enjoy cocking suck are hard to find - go for it!
  • dufftownallan 17 Dec 2008 22:38:42 4,723 posts
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    sexist...
  • Trane 18 Dec 2008 08:53:29 4,050 posts
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    There's a barmaid at my local(ish) pub who until now I didn't really realise is a hottie, probably because I was spoken for. I chatted to her last night and she has a good personality too, the topic of chat was a bit random but still, all good.

    Anyhow, beating around the bush a little, I shall be asking her out for a drink, failing that it's definately match.com in the new year - as there's bugger all ways to meet women round here.
  • Scurrminator 18 Dec 2008 09:35:09 9,045 posts
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    forget match.com, adultfriendfinder.com is where it's at boys
  • vDoll 18 Dec 2008 10:40:43 2,380 posts
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    The fucking Match.com server just sent me a 'OMG NEW EMAIL!' message, but it was an old one the fucking piece of shit just hadn't bothered forwarding onto my e-mail address until now.

    Fraud actions indeed.

    Oh, and apparently winks are a bit of a no-no seeing as you can send them for free. They make you out as a non-subscribing cheapass just doing what comes naturally and saying "YOU ARE HAWT!" to anything with a pulse that isnt hideously repulsive.

    At least, according to a friend of mine. But what the fuck does she know?

    (non-rhetorical, she know's nothing. NOTHING!)
  • Dougs 18 Dec 2008 10:45:17 100,414 posts
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    I'm assuming all you single types have exhausted the obvious - stalking old school friends that you never got the chance to make a move on back in the day?
  • vDoll 18 Dec 2008 11:04:19 2,380 posts
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    90% of the girls I went to school with have either a gaggle of kids or a ferocious drug habit. Even if you were interested, they'd probably just tell you to message them through Match anyway, such is the current state of play on the singles market.
  • Dougs 18 Dec 2008 11:18:27 100,414 posts
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    Friends ReStalked was great for that. Truly ahead of it's time, shame they got so greedy by charging and got outdone by Facebook etc
  • twelveways 18 Dec 2008 11:29:10 7,131 posts
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    move to China, girls out here get massive wide-ons for anything western...
  • Hunam 18 Dec 2008 11:32:03 20,675 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    I'm assuming all you single types have exhausted the obvious - stalking old school friends that you never got the chance to make a move on back in the day?

    Or rather, old school friends who you had the chance with but your didn't realise it at the time.

    /kicks self
    /many times
  • Genji 18 Dec 2008 11:53:10 19,682 posts
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    twelveways wrote:
    move to China, girls out here get massive wide-ons for anything western...
    Japan too.

    If only most of them weren't so bloody annoying. :-(
  • Trane 18 Dec 2008 12:07:55 4,050 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    I'm assuming all you single types have exhausted the obvious - stalking old school friends that you never got the chance to make a move on back in the day?

    Or rather, old school friends who you had the chance with but your didn't realise it at the time.

    /kicks self
    /many times

    +1 to that Hunam.

    I finished it with 2 girls in school who turned out to be belters =(

    Tis not to say they weren't good looking then, but you just aren't so bothered when you're younger =(

    One of them is now married, the other is worth looking up actually.....

    /stalks.
  • Hunam 19 Dec 2008 13:22:53 20,675 posts
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    I'm not even talking about that, there has been like 6 or so girls who were basically begging to be fucked rotten by me but I thought they were just being friendly. I didn't have much confidence back then so thought nothing of it.

    Anyway, the girl I winked at looked at my profile and didn't wink back.

    Fail.

    Maybe winking really isn't the best idea, I'll do a message to the next girl that takes my eye.
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