Linda Barker Page 2

  • pjmaybe 27 May 2004 12:16:17 70,666 posts
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    Just so long as you wear that tabard Su...

    Peej
  • Jetset_UK 27 May 2004 12:16:38 3,578 posts
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    Thats the thing with 'celebs' innit. Your standards drop just for bragging rights down the pub.

    I mean if Fern wasn't famous you wouldn't go near it.
  • Su-Pollard 27 May 2004 12:17:21 32 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Just so long as you wear that tabard Su...

    Peej
    Ere fuck off I don't do kinky shit.
  • pjmaybe 27 May 2004 12:17:57 70,666 posts
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    LOL!!!!

    Peej
  • Tiger_Walts 27 May 2004 12:18:26 16,674 posts
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    Since the thread is going that way, who's hardcore enough for Pat Butcher?
  • pjmaybe 27 May 2004 12:19:13 70,666 posts
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    Jaysus no. She'd want to be "the man"

    Peej
  • Su-Pollard 27 May 2004 12:19:13 32 posts
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    I once had Les Dawson, Les Dennis and Les Ferdinand all at once. All I needed was some hundreds and thousands and my face would have looked like an iced cake.
  • squaylor 27 May 2004 12:19:15 3,737 posts
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    /leaves
  • Lutz 27 May 2004 12:19:21 48,870 posts
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    I'd rather make love to a cheese grater.
  • Blerk Moderator 27 May 2004 12:19:56 48,222 posts
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    Argh!

    It's getting too scary in here.
  • tomrowley101 27 May 2004 12:20:18 795 posts
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    id rather invite elton john over for tea than go there.
    And id beat fuck out of myself if i was gay.
    not thAT theres ought wrong with bein gay, i just dont like it up the wrong'un.
    or kissing boys.
    or cocks.
    or pink.
    etc...
  • Su-Pollard 27 May 2004 12:20:19 32 posts
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    Really really sorry I don't know what came over me.

    /burps a white bubble/
  • pjmaybe 27 May 2004 12:20:54 70,666 posts
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    Bloody is innit.

    For woolly southerners, how about Alina Jenkins (South Today's weather girl)

    I'm constantly winding Mrs Peej up about how she looks all prim and proper but probably has her own torture dungeon.

    Peej
  • tomrowley101 27 May 2004 12:21:28 795 posts
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    you know youre in trouble when you burp and fart at the same time and they both come out smelling of cum!!
  • Lutz 27 May 2004 12:22:18 48,870 posts
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    You see the prim and proper ones, you know, you just know they take where ever you like, don't you?
  • pjmaybe 27 May 2004 12:23:27 70,666 posts
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    Heh does make me laugh - the bigger the thread gets, the fatter the acceptable parameter of fantasy woman becomes...

    OK - cards on the table, Lisa Riley.....


    Peej
  • AnotherMartin 27 May 2004 12:23:32 6,229 posts
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    Carol Smilie?
  • tomrowley101 27 May 2004 12:23:55 795 posts
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    how about Fran Godfrey, bbc news reader... didnt like her with the glasses the other day...
  • pjmaybe 27 May 2004 12:24:01 70,666 posts
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    AnotherMartin wrote:
    Carol Smilie?

    Ugh no she's got tits like badly packed samosas!!!

    Peej
  • unwashed 27 May 2004 12:24:35 1,857 posts
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    Since we're being regionalist Diane Oxberry off NorthWest Tonight looks a right go-er, but on the couple of occasions I've met her she's been a right miserable moo-cow.
  • Lutz 27 May 2004 12:25:58 48,870 posts
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    How about the old fave, Ann Widdecombe?

    Smilie, yeah.
  • GingerMagician 27 May 2004 12:26:26 3,011 posts
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    Fiona Bruce?
  • Tiger_Walts 27 May 2004 12:29:05 16,674 posts
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    How about Miss Wide Mouth of Wales, Sian Lloyd?

    Plenty of room in there...
  • Jetset_UK 27 May 2004 12:29:45 3,578 posts
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    Smilie? Definate.

    Widdecombe, I wouldn't touch her with yours.
  • kincaide 27 May 2004 12:30:43 5,067 posts
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    How about Janet Ellis and Sophie Ellis-Bextor double bill?

    Mother and Daughter special
  • GingerMagician 27 May 2004 12:31:48 3,011 posts
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    kincaide wrote:
    How about Janet Ellis and Sophie Ellis-Bextor double bill?

    Mother and Daughter special

    heh heh heh . . . cool
  • kincaide 27 May 2004 12:33:11 5,067 posts
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    GingerMagican : Well I know that would be one double bill I wouldn't want to miss
  • Mike_Hunt 27 May 2004 12:33:19 23,524 posts
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    I've no idea who half of these women are - I guess I'm watching the wrong (or right) TV programs.

    Anyway, after a quick google - Linda Barker, yup. Lowry Turner - nope. Her face looks a little too much like one of the "Grey" aliens wearing a mask made of human skin if you ask me.

    [MH]
  • Nemesis 27 May 2004 12:34:36 20,051 posts
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    Lowry wouldn't need pre-greasing.

    /steps over line.
  • GingerMagician 27 May 2004 12:35:04 3,011 posts
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    kincaide wrote:
    GingerMagican : Well I know that would be one double bill I wouldn't want to miss

    Who would be performing which "duties" though?
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