Random, but strange spam... Page 5

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  • warlockuk 30 Jul 2012 11:12:31 19,515 posts
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    My all-time favourite is still the one from the woman dying of prostate cancer.
  • Psychotext 30 Jul 2012 14:31:21 70,170 posts
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    That's an interesting way to start a new page... :o
  • fletch7100 30 Jul 2012 15:30:31 8,372 posts
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    My favourite spam mail was from American General wanting to smuggle out few hundred million in US dollars from Iraq. Wanted my bank account to send the money to, then I would forward the millions to another account after I had taken my 10% cut
  • Salaman 4 Mar 2013 08:32:36 24,107 posts
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    Opened my work email today and found this gem:

    Subject: AbleToInvadeSoDeepIntoWoman,She'llScreamAndShoutLike

    "We'll put the little girl between us, Jan," said the young wife.ĽTrocken wie dieser Zweig sind die Gebete gewesen, die er zu Gott Crazy.GiveWomanTheFirstThingSheExpectsFromYou-

    "Was there nobody you liked?"
    The crazy bit was a link to some russion "health products site".

    Overtones of rape and peadophilia, random language switch, nonsensical text. Quite a piece of work this.
  • localnotail 4 Mar 2013 15:40:15 23,072 posts
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    Subject: About your internet success, Dear
    Hello Dear ,

    Here's the most important message

    you'll receive this week.

    Drop everything and watch this:

    -> http://spamlink

    You can thank me later.

    - Technology High School
    They had me at "Dear"
  • Psychotext 4 Mar 2013 16:02:14 70,170 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    The crazy bit was a link to some russion "health products site".

    Overtones of rape and peadophilia, random language switch, nonsensical text. Quite a piece of work this.
    Brilliant. :D
  • beastmaster 13 May 2014 17:25:36 22,178 posts
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    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
    J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC

    Attention Beneficiary,

    Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling,Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo/Mr.Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

    The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).

    We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.

    To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $250 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $250.00 only.

    Lord Ruben (ATM Card Center Director)
    Central Bank of Nigeria
    Central Business District,
    Cad astral Zone, federal
    Capital Territory,Nigeria.
    ATM Card Center Director Lord Ruben
    Phone: +234-810-109-8678
  • DaM 13 May 2014 17:28:23 17,697 posts
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    I think they are just taking the piss now, seeing how ridiculous they can make it, and still get numpties falling for it.
  • neilka 13 May 2014 17:28:52 23,960 posts
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    $15,000 a day would buy you a lot of ex-display kitchens.
  • Tom_Servo 13 May 2014 17:28:55 18,079 posts
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    Ben of FedEx :D
  • Psychotext 22 Jul 2014 15:08:38 70,170 posts
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    My name Iveta. I go from Ukraine because of war. I want man help me I help he in bed.

  • Psychotext 8 Jan 2015 21:59:55 70,170 posts
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    Alcohol, impotence and substance abuse is five times more common in men than in women.
    Uhh... only 5x? How exactly do women get impotence? I'm a little worried now. :D
  • Psychotext 4 Jun 2015 11:36:40 70,170 posts
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    I have to say, that post which was just deleted was amazing:

    To wax muscles and retrograde fat at the corresponding term one needs to endure honorable benign of calories in the fasting which are virtuous sufficiently more than the become of calories burned during exercises. Action Fuel PRO The unnecessary calorie intake testament designate growth of slant contractor assemblage which leave get regenerate into muscles by exercises and faculty eventually timing to roughneck mount. With far assets of calorie intake and by oxidisation drink leave of calories through exercises one can decline fat and make muscles at the synoptic indication.
  • Vortex808 17 Jan 2019 14:36:10 15,265 posts
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    I'm sure there was a different, and more recently used thread, but I can't find it, so this'll have to do. I have just received this beaut of an email in my spam folder. Apparently, someone is out to get me and it's going to cost my some bitcoin. Could this be something DFawkes received just before he disappeared? ;-)


    Ihave got a personal webpage that includes all types of products and services that i give in dark net.

    All sorts of things from entirely messing up peoples organization to physical injuries and so forth, on the other hand absolutely nothing critical like killing.

    Generally it's all that shit like declined relationship or competition at the workplace.Anyways i've been got in touch this week by client to place an purchase and also particular target is evidently you.

    In a instant and pain-free method.The truth is i only get compensated just after each completely finished task and i decided to make contact with you prior, to be able to pay me just for staying inactive which i oftentimes proffer the victim.If perhaps i don't get the things i'm asking,my people will carry out the sequence.

    But in case if we'll make an agreement, apart canceling the order you'll be able to get complete details associated with the customer that i have found.Soon after the request is accomplished,I often wipe out the hitman too,as a result i have an option, acquire 1200 coming from you, in essence with no efforts, or to get four thousand from the purchaser, yet to shed my executor.

    I am obtaining exchanges just via Bitcoin, its my bitcoin transaction address -

    Now you have thirty six hours to balance transfer.
  • hedben2013 17 Jan 2019 15:13:03 2,102 posts
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    If perhaps i don't get the things i'm asking,my people will carry out the sequence.
    ...Assassin's Creed is real?? :eek:
  • Fake_Blood 17 Jan 2019 17:08:15 10,948 posts
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    I keep getting spam mails impersonating apple support, they try to make you click on the attached pdf. Iím curious though, can they run code from a pdf file or something?
  • MysteryLamb 17 Jan 2019 17:17:05 627 posts
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    @Fake_Blood I get these - never even used Apple
  • Jono62 17 Jan 2019 17:26:29 27,008 posts
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    @Fake_Blood Yeah, I get those too and often receipts for purchases at the Apple store.
  • Fake_Blood 17 Jan 2019 17:40:14 10,948 posts
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    Yes, receipts, they obviously want you to click on the file because you didnít buy anything, but Iím wondering what the point is? I thought pdfs were inherently safe?
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