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  • warlockuk 30 Jul 2012 11:12:31 19,411 posts
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    My all-time favourite is still the one from the woman dying of prostate cancer.
  • Psychotext 30 Jul 2012 14:31:21 62,704 posts
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    That's an interesting way to start a new page... :o
  • fletch7100 30 Jul 2012 15:30:31 8,368 posts
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    My favourite spam mail was from American General wanting to smuggle out few hundred million in US dollars from Iraq. Wanted my bank account to send the money to, then I would forward the millions to another account after I had taken my 10% cut
  • Salaman 4 Mar 2013 08:32:36 23,002 posts
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    Opened my work email today and found this gem:

    Subject: AbleToInvadeSoDeepIntoWoman,She'llScreamAndShoutLike

    "We'll put the little girl between us, Jan," said the young wife.»Trocken wie dieser Zweig sind die Gebete gewesen, die er zu Gott Crazy.GiveWomanTheFirstThingSheExpectsFromYou-

    "Was there nobody you liked?"
    The crazy bit was a link to some russion "health products site".

    Overtones of rape and peadophilia, random language switch, nonsensical text. Quite a piece of work this.
  • localnotail 4 Mar 2013 15:40:15 23,072 posts
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    Subject: About your internet success, Dear
    Hello Dear ,

    Here's the most important message

    you'll receive this week.

    Drop everything and watch this:

    -> http://spamlink

    You can thank me later.

    - Technology High School
    They had me at "Dear"
  • Psychotext 4 Mar 2013 16:02:14 62,704 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    The crazy bit was a link to some russion "health products site".

    Overtones of rape and peadophilia, random language switch, nonsensical text. Quite a piece of work this.
    Brilliant. :D
  • beastmaster 13 May 2014 17:25:36 17,988 posts
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    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
    J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC

    Attention Beneficiary,

    Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling,Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo/Mr.Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

    The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).

    We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.

    To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $250 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $250.00 only.

    Lord Ruben (ATM Card Center Director)
    Central Bank of Nigeria
    Central Business District,
    Cad astral Zone, federal
    Capital Territory,Nigeria.
    ATM Card Center Director Lord Ruben
    Phone: +234-810-109-8678
  • DaM 13 May 2014 17:28:23 17,041 posts
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    I think they are just taking the piss now, seeing how ridiculous they can make it, and still get numpties falling for it.
  • neilka 13 May 2014 17:28:52 21,117 posts
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    $15,000 a day would buy you a lot of ex-display kitchens.
  • Tom_Servo 13 May 2014 17:28:55 18,079 posts
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    Ben of FedEx :D
  • Psychotext 22 Jul 2014 15:08:38 62,704 posts
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    My name Iveta. I go from Ukraine because of war. I want man help me I help he in bed.

  • Psychotext 8 Jan 2015 21:59:55 62,704 posts
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    Alcohol, impotence and substance abuse is five times more common in men than in women.
    Uhh... only 5x? How exactly do women get impotence? I'm a little worried now. :D
  • Psychotext 4 Jun 2015 11:36:40 62,704 posts
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    I have to say, that post which was just deleted was amazing:

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