Random, but strange spam... Page 4

  • PhoenixFlames 10 Jul 2011 11:34:17 9,263 posts
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    Billy_sastard wrote:
    That's a difficult read but well worth it \o/ She has a special back door pass you know. :D

    :D
  • Lukus 24 Jul 2011 19:50:17 22,022 posts
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    Hello
    My name is miss Jelin,i am looking for a new friend i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i
    will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email
    address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email

    address (meetjeliin@yahoo.ca)

    I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for
    your mail to my email address (meetjeliin@yahoo.ca) Remember that distance, color or age
    does not matter but love matters allot in life Please reply me with my email

    Jelin

    Sweet, I've got me a girlfriend!
  • jonsaan 24 Jul 2011 19:52:43 27,030 posts
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    Tag it!
  • Tabasco 24 Jul 2011 19:52:57 5,865 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Hello
    My name is miss Jelin,i am looking for a new friend i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i
    will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email
    address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email

    address (meetjeliin@yahoo.ca)

    I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for
    your mail to my email address (meetjeliin@yahoo.ca) Remember that distance, color or age
    does not matter but love matters allot in life Please reply me with my email

    Jelin

    Sweet, I've got me a girlfriend!


    Just got the same one so neeeer! :o)
  • Lukus 24 Jul 2011 20:17:44 22,022 posts
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    I feel betrayed!
  • Lukus 24 Jul 2011 20:18:40 22,022 posts
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    Oh, and she's clearly a nonce, going by my profile picture.
  • Tabasco 24 Jul 2011 20:28:16 5,865 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Oh, and she's clearly a nonce, going by my profile picture.

    True. Just wondering if she thinks I'm the copper or the mime....
  • minky-kong 24 Jul 2011 21:12:30 14,357 posts
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    Tabasco wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    Hello
    My name is miss Jelin,i am looking for a new friend i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i
    will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email
    address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email

    address (meetjeliin@yahoo.ca)

    I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for
    your mail to my email address (meetjeliin@yahoo.ca) Remember that distance, color or age
    does not matter but love matters allot in life Please reply me with my email

    Jelin

    Sweet, I've got me a girlfriend!


    Just got the same one so neeeer! :o)

    Same here, but then who wouldn't fool for the charms of a great illusionist?
  • Deleted user 24 July 2011 21:28:44
    Just had an email exchange with someone trying to scam me out of my cc details via PlayTrade. Quite funny in the end playing him along.
  • Kosmoz 25 Jul 2011 11:27:30 8,184 posts
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    I finally got one of these sent to me! HURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!

    EDIT: turns out I got three of the same one.
  • neilka 6 Sep 2011 14:51:29 22,656 posts
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    The link doesn't work, darling :(
  • Psychotext 20 Oct 2011 15:36:03 65,469 posts
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    Not particularly strange spam, but I've never used my sim in my PDA for anything, yet I just got one of those "You're entitled to claim blah blah blah" texts.

    How does that happen? Surely there's too many combinations to brute force it, so is 3 selling their phone number list to spammers?
  • ronuds 20 Oct 2011 15:38:09 21,781 posts
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    I will very rarely get those texts out of nowhere as well. No idea why.

    It was rather annoying when I had a pay-per-text plan. :/
  • megalovemaniac 20 Oct 2011 18:57:53 25,785 posts
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    :lol:
  • HoriZon 5 Dec 2011 19:28:05 14,241 posts
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    Love this one!

    BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
    tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
    garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
    who this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
    I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
    tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
    about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
    U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
    cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
    u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
    can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
    the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
    help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
    soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
    take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple
    times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
    better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
    tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
    23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
    drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
    BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
    every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
    that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I really hope we get
    a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
    there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
    married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
    do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
    or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
    and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
    currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
    meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
    did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
    on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
    with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
    figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
    with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
    THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
    once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
    said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
    STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
    hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
    ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
    of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
    can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
    everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
    chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
    USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
    than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
    always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
    login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
    if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
    remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
    U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
    also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
    really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
    remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
    soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
    really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
    stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
    insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
    wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
    now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
    after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
    to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
    gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
    INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
    for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo ADRIANA FREE VIP BYPASS LINK
    I fancy getting in touch!
  • Psychotext 5 Dec 2011 21:14:34 65,469 posts
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    Wow. lol
  • Deleted user 11 December 2011 14:00:25
    Good Day,

    My name is Akio Utsumi, the Senior Financial Officer (SFO), Bank of Tokyo Mitsubishi, Japan. I am sorry to bother you in this manner, I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in a business. I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf.

    The purpose of my contacting you is because my status would not permit me to do this alone.

    When you reply this message, I will send you the full details and more information about myself and the funds.

    If interested, please reply through my alternate email: a.utsumi@admin.in.th

    Mr. Akio Utsumi
    Senior Financial Officer (SFO),
    Bank of Tokyo Mitsubishi, Japan.
    I don't get Nigerian princes, I get the SFO of the Bank of Tokyo Mitsubishi!
  • Kosmoz 11 Dec 2011 14:05:10 8,184 posts
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    Judging from what the message says, I think he wants to marry you so he can get a loan or something. Why would a big wig at a bank need help getting a loan? I don't think you should trust him.
  • PazJohnMitch 11 Dec 2011 14:11:51 14,642 posts
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    Not particularly strange but I got an obvious spam text yesterday:

    Hi Tom heres that site I was telling you about. Made 630 in the last week already, enjoy *edited spam address out - DD* speak soon mate.

    Never had a spam text before.

    Edited by DDevil at 14:44:13 11-12-2011
  • Dougs 11 Dec 2011 14:20:26 90,207 posts
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    I want to know more about Adriana tbh
  • mal 11 Dec 2011 14:36:37 29,326 posts
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    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    Not particularly strange but I got an obvious spam text yesterday:

    Hi Tom heres that site I was telling you about. Made 630 in the last week already, enjoy *edited spam address out - DD* speak soon mate.
    Yeah, I had that one the other week word for word (though the amount may have been different - I've long deleted it). On the other hand I get spam texts fairly often.

    I do recalling that the police raided a spam text house the other day though. Guess this wasn't from them though if you only got it yesterday.

    Edited by DDevil at 14:43:51 11-12-2011
  • mal 11 Dec 2011 14:38:07 29,326 posts
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    Balls, I should have broken that link. Oh well, it will have to wait until tomorrow, given there's no edit button on the mobile site.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 11 Dec 2011 14:44:31 47,497 posts
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    Yeah, don't leave spam URLs in your posts please :)
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 3 Jan 2012 19:46:11 47,497 posts
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    Reading this one voice came to mind. It was the unnecessary pluralisation of it all :)




    WINNING NOTIFICATIONS FROM BRITISH TELECOMMUNICATIONS PLC LONDON

    DEAR LUCKY BENEFICIARY=====================================

    WE THE (BT-UK) STAFF MEMBERS IS PROUD TO CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEING ONE AMONG THE(7) SUCCESS DIFFERENT PEOPLES FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES SELECTED FOR THE SUM OF (800,000.00 GBP) EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS WHICH WE DONATED FROM OUR COMPANY TO ALLEVIATE POVERTY ALL OVER THE WORLD AS (2012) 30TH ANNIVERSARY AWARD PROGRAME PROMOTIONS.

    BT TELECOMS DRAWS WAS CARRIED OUT THROUGH RANDOM SELECTION IN OUR COMPUTERIZED EMAILS SELECTION SYSTEM (C.E.S.S) FROM A DATABASE OF OVER A MILLIONS EMAILS ADDRESSES FROM THE WORLD WIDE WEB. YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS ATTACHED TO TICKET NUMBER: 790-QWXT4,SERIAL NUMBER: 0056789930, BATCH NUMBER: RGY BT-UK621, REF. NUMBER: BTUK-0671, WINNING AMOUNT: 800,000.00 POUNDS, WHICH CONSEQUENTLY EMERGED YOU AS A LUCKY WINNERS IN THIS PROMOTION.

    YOU HAVE THEREFORE BEEN APPROVED FOR A LUMP SUM PAYOUT OF 800,000.00(EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS).

    WINNERS INFORMATIONS

    FULL NAMES:==========================================

    AGE:=================================================

    SEX:=================================================

    CONTACT PHONE NUMBER:================================

    E-MAIL ADDRESS:======================================

    COUNTRY:=============================================

    CITY:================================================

    OCCUPATION:==========================================

    WINNING AMOUNTS:======================================

    ANY SCANNED COPY OF YOUR ID:=========================

    YOU ARE REQUESTED TO CONTACT OUR ONLINE PAYMENT MANAGER [Dr. Carvington Cruise] BY SEND YOUR WINNING TICKET NUMBERS, SERIAL NUMBERS, REF NUMBERS, BATCH NUMBERS, YOUR WINNING AMOUNTS AND YOUR NAME TO HIM; VIA EMAIL: britis_telecom_plc@live.com THIS IS TO MAKE YOUR CLAIMS TOTALLY LEGAL AND ALSO TO ENABLE YOUR CLAIMS MANAGER RELEASE THE FUND TO YOU AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME.

    THE (BT-UK) STAFF MEMBERS CONGRATULATES YOU ONCE AGAIN ON YOUR SUCCESS.

    BEST REGARDS
    RICHARD LUI
    ONLINE CO-COORDINATOR

    Edited by DDevil at 19:46:25 03-01-2012
  • Immaterial 3 Jan 2012 20:43:55 2,321 posts
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    Dear Friend, I am Dajjal Mahmood, commanding the 5th division of the NATO Air forces in Libya. At this moment I want you to hold this top secret while helping me to secure the sum of Two hundred Million Libya Dina's which I recover when we invaded the strong house of Colonel Mum-mar Gaddafi.

    I will be obliged to educate you more on this when i receive your reply to this email. I used my contact to send the money through a Malaysia based financial security company. I am expecting to get the fund out immediately to a safe hand so as to commit it to investment channel since i am working under military directives which do not allow me engage in transfer process properly. Kindly indicate your interest in securing these funds, so that more information can be relayed to you. Best Regards, Dajjal Mahmood

    Looks like every cloud has a silver lining, eh Mum-mar?;
  • localnotail 30 Jul 2012 10:39:45 23,072 posts
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    Seemed like the right place for this : http://www.gfi.com/blog/tumblr-spam-offends-causes-hilarity-in-equal-measure/

    (from paperghost)
  • Moshbag 30 Jul 2012 10:56:01 109 posts
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    Here is one I received about four years ago, but it's so good I kept it for posterity:

    From: darb siemens

    Subject: Good afternoon - My tits wait you here

    Salut im Britney im 26 years old.
    Opening the vagina.
    Enjoy - call here!
  • glaeken 30 Jul 2012 11:03:27 12,070 posts
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    The most bizarre spams I can remember were ones trying to sell me a new septic tank and a magnetic bird feeder. Nothing in the way they were written stood out it was just being spammed for such weird things.
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