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Here is where you will find everything you need to know about Gorman. ::Who is Gorman?:: Gorman is loosely based on both the character from Aliens, a funeral home worker and a strange section of text from Urban Dictionary, and fleshed out by the crew of EG. Jones is his boss. Casper The Friendly Ghost is his ex-workmate. He's also Gordon freeman's underacheiving lab technician brother. ::When did he appear?:: He materialised in a thread by Casper_Esq. About being dumped by his girlfriend. ::What's so great about him?:: He is associated with the EG term: Urnwank. SquareJawHero brought him to life. |
***Official Gorman Appreciation Thread***
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EuroGorman 11 posts
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Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoThis is getting boring already. -
EuroGorman 11 posts
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Registered 13 years ago::WTF is an Urnwank?::
urnwank (v): "to urnwank" - the act of masterbation into an urn of ashes, usually containing the remains of a recent lover who may have "dumped" the urnwanker. Seen by many as the "ultimate act of love" resulting in a life-long bond. Also seen as the "ultimate act of revenge" by others. Usually accompanied by shame and guilt.
"Penny broke up with me last night, so I snuck over to her house in the night and slit her throat. Once the cremation's over I'm gonna urnwank her so bad. Silly bitch."
"See that urn on Becky's parent's mantlepiece? I've urnwanked that."
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EuroGorman 11 posts
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoNice sock Squarejaw .gif)
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MrSensible 26,517 posts
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absolutezero 7,952 posts
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Registered 17 years agoOh get fucked. -
EG - the only place where a joke gets old before it's even funny in the first place. -
Genji 19,682 posts
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Registered 17 years agoAwww, why all the hate? I think it's cool.
/joins uncool crowd
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EuroGorman 11 posts
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Registered 13 years agoGorman has a hat. Gremmi does not. -
Benno 11,854 posts
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Registered 16 years agoYou've tried to hard, this isn't funny or interesting. -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoYou might not like this thread, or this sock, but nobody can hate Gorman. Surely. -
EuroGorman 11 posts
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SHABBAWOTT 66 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIsn't making second accounts against the rules? ban him -
EuroGorman 11 posts
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Registered 13 years agoDon't hate the player ... Hate the (Euro)Game(r). -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoMemes like this don't work because they're too overdone and forced. You've tried too hard. The good ones stick around for a bit and become notorious, they get their attention from being found randomly. -
SHABBAWOTT 66 posts
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Registered 15 years agoexactly -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoBut we weren't creating a meme when we did this, it just snowballed -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoPretty impressive to invent something quite amusing then make everyone sick of it within the space of a couple of hours -
Yeah well done everyone, I feel proud to have been a part of the rise and fall of Gorman. -
SHABBAWOTT 66 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGorman is cool again now, he will go down as the most pathetic meme with the shortest shelf life ever
lets never speak of gorman again, unless reference to someone who is a loser and no one likes. -
coastal 5,432 posts
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Registered 15 years agournwank will still live. that's an image that refuses to die. -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoGorman and urnwanking go hand in hand.
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BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agowedwo -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoi mean gorman -
Um, this isn't my sock. The mods can confirm it. -
MrSensible 26,517 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWedman. -
Definitely not mine either, he got bored of linking my crappy ones after 4 -
I'd just like to state that it's not me either!
People might think it is, due to my love of Gorman, but I can assure you it's purely sexual.
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