Spanky wrote:Oh wait no, that was peppermint oil. Olbas oil was a different occasion. |
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RubyRed 4,303 posts
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MetalDog 24,076 posts
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Registered 20 years agoObas oil is evil.
I had one of those colds where all the skin on your nose peels off from the constant blowing. Being an experimental teen, I thought, "This stuff smells a bit like vicks. I wonder if it'll clear my sinuses?"
*Dab dab da-AAAAAUUUUAAAAARRRRGGGBBBLL!"
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squaylor 3,737 posts
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Registered 18 years ago/imagines spanky giving to charity and being kind to animals
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Spanky 15,037 posts
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Registered 18 years agoyour sort that imagination of yours out, i've spotted a few deviant germs festering in there.
Mucky little boy!
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RubyRed 4,303 posts
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Registered 18 years agoMetalDog wrote:
I gave some to my cat once. He was foaming at the mouth and purring at the same time.
Obas oil is evil.
I had one of those colds where all the skin on your nose peels off from the constant blowing. Being an experimental teen, I thought, "This stuff smells a bit like vicks. I wonder if it'll clear my sinuses?"
*Dab dab da-AAAAAUUUUAAAAARRRRGGGBBBLL!"
One of the rare occasions post-childhood I wept with pain! -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoFor some reason, though you're hideously cruel Rubes, that would've had me laughing my bollocks off.
Pretty much the same as I did when I gave my cat pop rocks (a slightly more explosive form of Space Dust)
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RubyRed 4,303 posts
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Registered 18 years agopjmaybe wrote:
I wasn't being cruel! He likes it. Whenever I had it on my hands he'd lick it off, but in this instance I let him have a bit too much, that's all. Honiiiiist!
For some reason, though you're hideously cruel Rubes, that would've had me laughing my bollocks off.
Pretty much the same as I did when I gave my cat pop rocks (a slightly more explosive form of Space Dust)
Peej
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoBizarre.
Our moggies like bleach and will roll in it, lick it and start foaming at the mouth.
Bloody things! You spend ages bleaching the kitchen floor, then come down an hour later to find the thing's hairier than chewbacca's nutsack!
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Did you not know that shower gel can double up as bubble bath and vice versa? It's the lathering/foaming agents that (a) make it bubble up in the bath and (b) make it lather up in the shower without getting all washed away. Basically it's the same stuff.
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mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years ago...shower this morning and accidentally slipped onto the shower head.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6394628/hand-held-shower-head-removed-mans-bum/ -
Rivuzu 18,424 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSounds legit.
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Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Girls have anuses too ecosse, I've seen it on a website.
Incidentally, when I bought my house the previous owner said she really liked the shower head in the bathroom and couldn't find one like it for her new place. I'm still not sure if is she was just making conversation or if it was a strange thing to say.
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