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  • RubyRed 4 Jun 2004 14:39:14 4,303 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    That was last night wasn't it, i've also got it up my nose(gawd knows how, i never pick my nose ;).
    Oh wait no, that was peppermint oil. Olbas oil was a different occasion.
  • MetalDog 4 Jun 2004 14:43:03 24,076 posts
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    Obas oil is evil.

    I had one of those colds where all the skin on your nose peels off from the constant blowing. Being an experimental teen, I thought, "This stuff smells a bit like vicks. I wonder if it'll clear my sinuses?"

    *Dab dab da-AAAAAUUUUAAAAARRRRGGGBBBLL!"

    One of the rare occasions post-childhood I wept with pain!
  • squaylor 4 Jun 2004 14:55:02 3,737 posts
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    /imagines spanky giving to charity and being kind to animals


    Edited by squaylor at 14:06:20 04-06-2004
  • Spanky 4 Jun 2004 14:57:59 15,037 posts
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    your sort that imagination of yours out, i've spotted a few deviant germs festering in there.

    Mucky little boy!

    /tells mommy
  • RubyRed 4 Jun 2004 15:13:59 4,303 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Obas oil is evil.

    I had one of those colds where all the skin on your nose peels off from the constant blowing. Being an experimental teen, I thought, "This stuff smells a bit like vicks. I wonder if it'll clear my sinuses?"

    *Dab dab da-AAAAAUUUUAAAAARRRRGGGBBBLL!"

    One of the rare occasions post-childhood I wept with pain!
    I gave some to my cat once. He was foaming at the mouth and purring at the same time.
  • pjmaybe 4 Jun 2004 15:15:47 70,666 posts
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    For some reason, though you're hideously cruel Rubes, that would've had me laughing my bollocks off.

    Pretty much the same as I did when I gave my cat pop rocks (a slightly more explosive form of Space Dust)

    Peej
  • RubyRed 4 Jun 2004 15:26:51 4,303 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    For some reason, though you're hideously cruel Rubes, that would've had me laughing my bollocks off.

    Pretty much the same as I did when I gave my cat pop rocks (a slightly more explosive form of Space Dust)

    Peej
    I wasn't being cruel! He likes it. Whenever I had it on my hands he'd lick it off, but in this instance I let him have a bit too much, that's all. Honiiiiist!
  • pjmaybe 4 Jun 2004 15:28:15 70,666 posts
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    Bizarre.

    Our moggies like bleach and will roll in it, lick it and start foaming at the mouth.

    Bloody things! You spend ages bleaching the kitchen floor, then come down an hour later to find the thing's hairier than chewbacca's nutsack!

    Peej
  • otto Moderator 28 May 2007 11:16:19 49,322 posts
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    Did you not know that shower gel can double up as bubble bath and vice versa? It's the lathering/foaming agents that (a) make it bubble up in the bath and (b) make it lather up in the shower without getting all washed away. Basically it's the same stuff.

    edit - beaten to it... :)

    Edited by otto at 10:52:32 04-06-2004
  • mrpon 29 May 2018 17:25:11 37,366 posts
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    ...shower this morning and accidentally slipped onto the shower head.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6394628/hand-held-shower-head-removed-mans-bum/
  • Rivuzu 29 May 2018 18:00:15 18,424 posts
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    Sounds legit.

    "I fell and gravity stopped working and the Imperial Lather works rather well as lube, don't you think?"
  • mothercruncher 29 May 2018 18:03:55 19,474 posts
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    I thought the inability to use the correct "you're", like a fucking thicko, was a recent internet thing, but, no- people were twatting it up 14 years ago.
  • Fake_Blood 29 May 2018 18:13:56 11,093 posts
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    Man first the terrorist attack in belgium and now this. What a day.
  • Armoured_Bear 29 May 2018 18:15:06 31,233 posts
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    Reminder that females used to inhabit this forum...
  • Fake_Blood 29 May 2018 18:30:41 11,093 posts
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    Girls have anuses too ecosse, I've seen it on a website.

    Incidentally, when I bought my house the previous owner said she really liked the shower head in the bathroom and couldn't find one like it for her new place. I'm still not sure if is she was just making conversation or if it was a strange thing to say.
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