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  • Fake_Blood 8 May 2019 13:38:08 9,485 posts
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    You can always leave the room and go play some video games when youíre done early.
  • Addy__ 8 May 2019 13:42:31 677 posts
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    One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
  • richarddavies 8 May 2019 13:43:16 6,708 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Your ďbest mateĒ is going to spend himself early on, then have to watch awkwardly while his girlfriend finally explores the depths of her sexuality
    We've known each other for over 25 years now and hes always been my best friend. Found out while on a night out about 2 years ago hes got what can only be described as a donkey cock. Gone right off him since.

    Joking aside I just couldn't do that myself. I'd find it so weird having another woman in bed with my other half. I think my penis would retract into my body like a turtle head.
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 May 2019 14:05:40 10,711 posts
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    Addy__ wrote:
    One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
    I'm pretty bored. I could be into something like that to spice things up.

    /paging Quaddy to the thread.
  • sport 8 May 2019 14:06:36 14,977 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Addy__ wrote:
    One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
    I'm pretty bored. I could be into something like that to spice things up.

    /paging Quaddy to the thread.
    This literally happened at the last EG Geek Meet.
  • Addy__ 8 May 2019 14:09:13 677 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Addy__ wrote:
    One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
    I'm pretty bored. I could be into something like that to spice things up.

    /paging Quaddy to the thread.
    Watch you don't get it in your eyes.
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 May 2019 14:14:57 10,711 posts
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    I have special goggles. Night vision.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 16:00:26 13,130 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I personally found threesomes to be a stressful affair.
    Were you the meat in the sex sandwich?
    Two girls and me for the first one and me and a mate and a girl. 1st was not enjoyable as the girls weren't into lezzing so it was all on me and the 2nd was terrible because you sober up and realised you've seen your mate naked having sex. So yeah. That's my life.
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 16:09:37 13,216 posts
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    And that's why he ran away to Andorra.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 16:15:21 13,130 posts
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    @Frogofdoom

    You can run away but it never leaves you. NEVER.
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 16:22:14 13,216 posts
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    Shouldn't have had a 3some with your sister then you deviant.
  • macmurphy 8 May 2019 17:21:36 3,789 posts
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    Addy__ wrote:
    One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
    Thereís a few swingers places around London if you fancy a go. I read recently one calling Killing Kittens was looking for investors as itís got so big. I think kids still love banging randoms in a group setting. Not sure Iím packing enough heat to go at it in a group session.
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 17:23:04 13,216 posts
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    Make up for it with enthusiasm and enough viagra that the only way it's going down is a trip to the hospital afterwards.
  • PazJohnMitch 8 May 2019 18:25:53 14,453 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    Addy__ wrote:
    One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
    Thereís a few swingers places around London if you fancy a go. I read recently one calling Killing Kittens was looking for investors as itís got so big. I think kids still love banging randoms in a group setting. Not sure Iím packing enough heat to go at it in a group session.
    I hear it has lots of Explosions.
  • elstoof 8 May 2019 18:48:47 23,144 posts
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    Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise youíll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
  • thelzdking 8 May 2019 20:05:45 9,353 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise youíll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
    :D

    I wonder where he is now?
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 May 2019 20:10:57 10,711 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise youíll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
    :D

    I wonder where he is now?
    He's a sub in a bonobo costume chained to the stained wallpaper in GoodForm's bedsit.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 20:17:16 13,130 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    Addy__ wrote:
    One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
    Thereís a few swingers places around London if you fancy a go. I read recently one calling Killing Kittens was looking for investors as itís got so big. I think kids still love banging randoms in a group setting. Not sure Iím packing enough heat to go at it in a group session.
    Ive heard of that, I saw it in a guardian article or summink. Said that to join you had to be considered beautiful, essentially no uggos or fatties allowed. Would probably cut off 99% of this forum.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 20:19:34 13,130 posts
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    @thelzdking

    Do they swing in NZ land Lzd?
  • Addy__ 8 May 2019 20:27:50 677 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise youíll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
    :D

    I wonder where he is now?
    He's a sub in a bonobo costume chained to the stained wallpaper in GoodForm's bedsit.
    Warframe wallpaper and the chains are actually steel bananas linked together.
  • Addy__ 8 May 2019 20:28:36 677 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise youíll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
    :D

    I wonder where he is now?
    Probably suffered a Barrymore's pool party fate.

    Edited by Addy__ at 20:28:54 08-05-2019
  • thelzdking 8 May 2019 20:31:21 9,353 posts
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    @JamboWayOh

    I guess so, although I wouldn't know. Prostitution is fully legal, so there are a few strip clubs with brothels attached in most cities. Plus the newspapers are full of classifieds that say things like "NEW IN TOWN BUSTY 44DD TRANS ASIAN FULL SERVICE MASSAGE. DISCREET."
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 20:33:25 13,130 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    @JamboWayOh

    I guess so, although I wouldn't know. Prostitution is fully legal, so there are a few strip clubs with brothels attached in most cities. Plus the newspapers are full of classifieds that say things like "NEW IN TOWN BUSTY 44DD TRANS ASIAN FULL SERVICE MASSAGE. DISCREET."
    I feel like in a place where sheep outnumber people she would definitely stand out.

    "Hey Bouncer, is that the busty 44DD Trans Asian who's new in town?"

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 20:40:39 08-05-2019
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 20:36:22 13,216 posts
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    They aren't all called Bruce you fucking racist.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 20:39:56 13,130 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    They aren't all called Bruce you fucking racist.
    Apologies...ill edit it.
  • elstoof 8 May 2019 21:08:32 23,144 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    macmurphy wrote:
    Addy__ wrote:
    One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
    Thereís a few swingers places around London if you fancy a go. I read recently one calling Killing Kittens was looking for investors as itís got so big. I think kids still love banging randoms in a group setting. Not sure Iím packing enough heat to go at it in a group session.
    Ive heard of that, I saw it in a guardian article or summink. Said that to join you had to be considered beautiful, essentially no uggos or fatties allowed. Would probably cut off 99% of this forum.
    No one butters allowed? Ok now Iím intrigued
  • elstoof 8 May 2019 21:16:59 23,144 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    @thelzdking

    Do they swing in NZ land Lzd?
    They call it swungung
  • KnuttinAtoll 8 May 2019 21:19:44 7,134 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise youíll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
    :D

    I wonder where he is now?
    Picking up Theresa from the gym.
  • KRadiation 8 May 2019 21:24:46 1,423 posts
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    whose Bruce ?
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 May 2019 21:29:13 10,711 posts
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    KRadiation wrote:
    whose Bruce ?
    Bruce McAustralian, cobber.
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