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Fake_Blood 11,093 posts
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One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays. -
richarddavies 8,312 posts
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Registered 13 years agoelstoof wrote:
We've known each other for over 25 years now and hes always been my best friend. Found out while on a night out about 2 years ago hes got what can only be described as a donkey cock. Gone right off him since.
Your “best mate” is going to spend himself early on, then have to watch awkwardly while his girlfriend finally explores the depths of her sexuality
Joking aside I just couldn't do that myself. I'd find it so weird having another woman in bed with my other half. I think my penis would retract into my body like a turtle head. -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAddy__ wrote:
I'm pretty bored. I could be into something like that to spice things up.
One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
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sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
This literally happened at the last EG Geek Meet.
Addy__ wrote:
I'm pretty bored. I could be into something like that to spice things up.
One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
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challenge_hanukkah wrote:
Watch you don't get it in your eyes.
Addy__ wrote:
I'm pretty bored. I could be into something like that to spice things up.
One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays.
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challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI have special goggles. Night vision. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
Two girls and me for the first one and me and a mate and a girl. 1st was not enjoyable as the girls weren't into lezzing so it was all on me and the 2nd was terrible because you sober up and realised you've seen your mate naked having sex. So yeah. That's my life.
JamboWayOh wrote:
Were you the meat in the sex sandwich?
I personally found threesomes to be a stressful affair. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoAnd that's why he ran away to Andorra. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@Frogofdoom
You can run away but it never leaves you. NEVER. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoShouldn't have had a 3some with your sister then you deviant. -
macmurphy 4,447 posts
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Registered 14 years agoAddy__ wrote:
There’s a few swingers places around London if you fancy a go. I read recently one calling Killing Kittens was looking for investors as it’s got so big. I think kids still love banging randoms in a group setting. Not sure I’m packing enough heat to go at it in a group session.
One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoMake up for it with enthusiasm and enough viagra that the only way it's going down is a trip to the hospital afterwards. -
PazJohnMitch 17,276 posts
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Registered 14 years agomacmurphy wrote:
I hear it has lots of Explosions.
Addy__ wrote:
There’s a few swingers places around London if you fancy a go. I read recently one calling Killing Kittens was looking for investors as it’s got so big. I think kids still love banging randoms in a group setting. Not sure I’m packing enough heat to go at it in a group session.
One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoSwingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise you’ll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud -
BreadBinLidHero 10,801 posts
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Registered 12 years agoelstoof wrote:
Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise you’ll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
I wonder where he is now? -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agothelzdking wrote:
He's a sub in a bonobo costume chained to the stained wallpaper in GoodForm's bedsit.
elstoof wrote:
Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise you’ll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
I wonder where he is now? -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agomacmurphy wrote:
Ive heard of that, I saw it in a guardian article or summink. Said that to join you had to be considered beautiful, essentially no uggos or fatties allowed. Would probably cut off 99% of this forum.
Addy__ wrote:
There’s a few swingers places around London if you fancy a go. I read recently one calling Killing Kittens was looking for investors as it’s got so big. I think kids still love banging randoms in a group setting. Not sure I’m packing enough heat to go at it in a group session.
One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@thelzdking
Do they swing in NZ land Lzd? -
challenge_hanukkah wrote:
Warframe wallpaper and the chains are actually steel bananas linked together.
thelzdking wrote:
He's a sub in a bonobo costume chained to the stained wallpaper in GoodForm's bedsit.
elstoof wrote:
Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise you’ll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
I wonder where he is now? -
thelzdking wrote:
Probably suffered a Barrymore's pool party fate.
elstoof wrote:
Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise you’ll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
I wonder where he is now?
Edited by Addy__ at 20:28:54 08-05-2019 -
BreadBinLidHero 10,801 posts
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Registered 12 years ago@JamboWayOh
I guess so, although I wouldn't know. Prostitution is fully legal, so there are a few strip clubs with brothels attached in most cities. Plus the newspapers are full of classifieds that say things like "NEW IN TOWN BUSTY 44DD TRANS ASIAN FULL SERVICE MASSAGE. DISCREET." -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agothelzdking wrote:
I feel like in a place where sheep outnumber people she would definitely stand out.
@JamboWayOh
I guess so, although I wouldn't know. Prostitution is fully legal, so there are a few strip clubs with brothels attached in most cities. Plus the newspapers are full of classifieds that say things like "NEW IN TOWN BUSTY 44DD TRANS ASIAN FULL SERVICE MASSAGE. DISCREET."
"Hey Bouncer, is that the busty 44DD Trans Asian who's new in town?"
Edited by JamboWayOh at 20:40:39 08-05-2019 -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoThey aren't all called Bruce you fucking racist. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFrogofdoom wrote:
Apologies...ill edit it.
They aren't all called Bruce you fucking racist. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
No one butters allowed? Ok now I’m intrigued
macmurphy wrote:
Ive heard of that, I saw it in a guardian article or summink. Said that to join you had to be considered beautiful, essentially no uggos or fatties allowed. Would probably cut off 99% of this forum.
Addy__ wrote:
There’s a few swingers places around London if you fancy a go. I read recently one calling Killing Kittens was looking for investors as it’s got so big. I think kids still love banging randoms in a group setting. Not sure I’m packing enough heat to go at it in a group session.
One of my old mates was always up for getting some of our circle to drill his missus whilst he watched. On one occasion he watched 2 of my other mates rifle her and jizz all over her face. Fucking guy was a deviant. This is going back 20 years mind. I don't know if it's still a thing these crazy kids are up to nowadays. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
They call it swungung
@thelzdking
Do they swing in NZ land Lzd? -
thelzdking wrote:
Picking up Theresa from the gym.
elstoof wrote:
Swingers parties seem like a great idea until you realise you’ll probably end up just doing a CharlieStCloud
I wonder where he is now? -
KRadiation 1,743 posts
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Registered 13 years agowhose Bruce ? -
KRadiation wrote:
Bruce McAustralian, cobber.
whose Bruce ?
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