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  • KRadiation 8 May 2019 21:34:11 1,423 posts
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    Saying Bruce is racist ?

    fuck great.. new page.

    Edited by KRadiation at 21:34:25 08-05-2019
  • fontgeeksogood 8 May 2019 21:34:46 6,042 posts
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    You have to say "the B word"
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 21:36:25 13,216 posts
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    Omg he said it too.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 21:37:05 13,130 posts
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    I was torn between Bruce and Lance tbh
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 21:37:49 13,216 posts
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    During your threessome?
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 21:41:35 13,130 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    During your threessome?
    Nah, that was Lance and Julian.
  • fontgeeksogood 8 May 2019 21:42:06 6,042 posts
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    Is 'cobber' still acceptable or has it gone the way of colored
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 21:43:45 13,130 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Is 'cobber' still acceptable or has it gone the way of colored
    It's 'coloured' you Mountie fucker!
  • elstoof 8 May 2019 21:44:12 23,144 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Frogofdoom wrote:
    During your threessome?
    Nah, that was Lance and Julian.
    And you were Justin
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 21:45:33 13,216 posts
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    I think he was further in than that.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 21:46:07 13,130 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Frogofdoom wrote:
    During your threessome?
    Nah, that was Lance and Julian.
    And you were Justin
    This guy gets it. I was the brown meat in that Kingsmill whitebread sandwich.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 8 May 2019 22:05:57 945 posts
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    Had a couple come and start chatting to me at a bar once. Thought they were a bit odd as the guy was overly tactile with me and was going on about how amazing the woman he was with looked naked. She looked amazing fully clothed so I wasnt arguing on that one.

    As I was getting a drink a while later, I overheard the woman say I think hes into me, but Im not sure hes into you. (She was right on both counts). He said he wasnt happy about just me and her. She was actually that stunning (and I was that under the influence) that I thought about it briefly. Thinking about it and the guy sobered me up and I legged it

    She was seriously hot though.

    ....but not hot enough that I wanted a bloke shagging me.
  • thelzdking 8 May 2019 22:09:46 9,353 posts
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    I've only met one Kiwi called Bruce, sadly. Though when I worked at the Ministry of Education, there was a kid on the database called "Metallica", another called "Jamaroquai", and someone had called their daughter "B-J".
  • Armoured_Bear 8 May 2019 22:11:40 26,678 posts
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    GuybrushFreepwood wrote:
    Had a couple come and start chatting to me at a bar once. Thought they were a bit odd as the guy was overly tactile with me and was going on about how amazing the woman he was with looked naked. She looked amazing fully clothed so I wasnt arguing on that one.

    As I was getting a drink a while later, I overheard the woman say I think hes into me, but Im not sure hes into you. (She was right on both counts). He said he wasnt happy about just me and her. She was actually that stunning (and I was that under the influence) that I thought about it briefly. Thinking about it and the guy sobered me up and I legged it

    She was seriously hot though.

    ....but not hot enough that I wanted a bloke shagging me.
    Fucking poof.
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 22:15:31 13,216 posts
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    Seriously, ecosse with with homophobia again.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 8 May 2019 22:15:47 945 posts
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    @Armoured_Bear I think the problem was just the opposite ;)
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 22:17:35 13,130 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    Seriously, ecosse with with homophobia again.
    I think he was hoping the girl was in a training bra.
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