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  • KRadiation 8 May 2019 21:34:11 1,443 posts
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    Saying Bruce is racist ?

    fuck great.. new page.

    Edited by KRadiation at 21:34:25 08-05-2019
  • fontgeeksogood 8 May 2019 21:34:46 6,519 posts
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    You have to say "the B word"
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 21:36:25 13,655 posts
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    Omg he said it too.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 21:37:05 14,150 posts
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    I was torn between Bruce and Lance tbh
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 21:37:49 13,655 posts
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    During your threessome?
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 21:41:35 14,150 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    During your threessome?
    Nah, that was Lance and Julian.
  • fontgeeksogood 8 May 2019 21:42:06 6,519 posts
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    Is 'cobber' still acceptable or has it gone the way of colored
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 21:43:45 14,150 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Is 'cobber' still acceptable or has it gone the way of colored
    It's 'coloured' you Mountie fucker!
  • elstoof 8 May 2019 21:44:12 23,661 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Frogofdoom wrote:
    During your threessome?
    Nah, that was Lance and Julian.
    And you were Justin
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 21:45:33 13,655 posts
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    I think he was further in than that.
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 21:46:07 14,150 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Frogofdoom wrote:
    During your threessome?
    Nah, that was Lance and Julian.
    And you were Justin
    This guy gets it. I was the brown meat in that Kingsmill whitebread sandwich.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 8 May 2019 22:05:57 1,191 posts
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    Had a couple come and start chatting to me at a bar once. Thought they were a bit odd as the guy was overly tactile with me and was going on about how amazing the woman he was with looked naked. She looked amazing fully clothed so I wasnt arguing on that one.

    As I was getting a drink a while later, I overheard the woman say I think hes into me, but Im not sure hes into you. (She was right on both counts). He said he wasnt happy about just me and her. She was actually that stunning (and I was that under the influence) that I thought about it briefly. Thinking about it and the guy sobered me up and I legged it

    She was seriously hot though.

    ....but not hot enough that I wanted a bloke shagging me.
  • thelzdking 8 May 2019 22:09:46 9,466 posts
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    I've only met one Kiwi called Bruce, sadly. Though when I worked at the Ministry of Education, there was a kid on the database called "Metallica", another called "Jamaroquai", and someone had called their daughter "B-J".
  • Armoured_Bear 8 May 2019 22:11:40 27,176 posts
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    GuybrushFreepwood wrote:
    Had a couple come and start chatting to me at a bar once. Thought they were a bit odd as the guy was overly tactile with me and was going on about how amazing the woman he was with looked naked. She looked amazing fully clothed so I wasnt arguing on that one.

    As I was getting a drink a while later, I overheard the woman say I think hes into me, but Im not sure hes into you. (She was right on both counts). He said he wasnt happy about just me and her. She was actually that stunning (and I was that under the influence) that I thought about it briefly. Thinking about it and the guy sobered me up and I legged it

    She was seriously hot though.

    ....but not hot enough that I wanted a bloke shagging me.
    Fucking poof.
  • Frogofdoom 8 May 2019 22:15:31 13,655 posts
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    Seriously, ecosse with with homophobia again.
  • GuybrushFreepwood 8 May 2019 22:15:47 1,191 posts
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    @Armoured_Bear I think the problem was just the opposite ;)
  • JamboWayOh 8 May 2019 22:17:35 14,150 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    Seriously, ecosse with with homophobia again.
    I think he was hoping the girl was in a training bra.
  • Falkip 25 Jun 2019 14:24:05 4 posts
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    I have never used such services. But I don't see anything wrong with that, if you have money and you are alone. Why not? But I prefer to meet, chat. To all went on as usual. Moreover, it is not difficult, you can meet here https://www.flirt.com/ online. I like places where people are predisposed to dating.

    Edited by Falkip at 14:34:27 30-06-2019
  • Jono62 25 Jun 2019 14:33:07 22,577 posts
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    @Falkip Are you over 30?
  • Load_2.0 25 Jun 2019 14:34:07 29,625 posts
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    Ok.

    that's nice.
  • Lukus 25 Jun 2019 20:35:52 21,970 posts
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    Falkip wrote:
    I have never used such services. But I don't see anything wrong with that, if you have money and you are alone. Why not? But I prefer to meet, chat. To all went on as usual.
    To all went on as usual. But you knew. She knew too. There was nothing usual about your meet. Nothing usual at all.
  • Addy__ 25 Jun 2019 20:41:03 1,092 posts
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    Former user Goodform has previous with escorts. Maybe he can re reg and tell the tales of whores, bonobo's and Warframe.

    Finish off by threatening to rape the forum.
    Eeee those were the days.
  • JamboWayOh 25 Jun 2019 20:41:06 14,150 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Falkip wrote:
    I have never used such services. But I don't see anything wrong with that, if you have money and you are alone. Why not? But I prefer to meet, chat. To all went on as usual.
    To all went on as usual. But you knew. She knew too. There was nothing usual about your meet. Nothing usual at all.
    Then he paid extra to spunk on her face. As usual.
  • Ddanno 25 Jun 2019 21:14:49 1,381 posts
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    Addy__ wrote:
    Former user Goodform has previous with escorts. Maybe he can re reg and tell the tales of whores, bonobo's and Warframe.

    Finish off by threatening to rape the forum.
    Eeee those were the days.
    Is there a Legendsof Eurogamer piece? Sounds like there should be
  • JamboWayOh 25 Jun 2019 21:20:18 14,150 posts
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    I think Goodform is on the Legends of EG. I mean he definitely is a legend. I don't think I've ever encountered such a master of the humblebrag, who could also keep a thread alive talking to himself and was all about dem jump mechanics.
  • thelzdking 25 Jun 2019 23:06:53 9,466 posts
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    I seem to have missed all of the Goodform drama. I have no idea what he did to these bonobos.
  • fontgeeksogood 25 Jun 2019 23:08:36 6,519 posts
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    Fucked one who turned out to be Anfony's mom
  • ChiefGB 26 Jun 2019 00:36:34 11,053 posts
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    Problem I find is its often difficult to work out where the Bon ends and the obo begins.
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