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  • pistol 5 Feb 2009 11:42:46 13,018 posts
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    A mate of mine's wife left him recently, after 10 years of marriage. He ended up booking a girl online at a brothel and told me it was fantastic..;-)

    Best looking girl he's ever been with and he had a right laugh. And I've known him since we were kids and he never had problems getting the ladies. Good lookin fella.

    He did it a couple of times with the same woman and then never went back. He's now hooked up with a lovely new girl. Not my thing but i have no problem with anyone else doing it. Fair play I say.
  • Venkman90 5 Feb 2009 11:43:30 4,430 posts
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    deem wrote:
    1234512345 wrote:
    silly question that will no doubt attract a lot of silly replies, but i'm still kind of interested... good, or not so good? some are super hot, and i must say, a little tempting, yet completely wrong at the same time.

    so eurogamer people, what are your opinions?

    A good friend of mine used an agency for around 6 months after his girlfriend left him.

    He absolutely fucking loved it.

    Anyway, he'd sit down on a wednesday afternoon, browsing through the girls on the site (all genuine photographs), and would be like, hmmm, that one and that one I think.

    2 hours later, they'd turn up to his house, they'd sit and drink Champagne for a little while, then then go for it with each other, then they'd go for it with him.

    Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous girls, smiling, laughing, taking the mickey out of each other and both sucking his cock.

    120 per girl.

    He got to the point where he was spending a few hundred quid a month, so gave it up.

    Here.



    Sweet moses

    To be honest, friends of mine have done the brothel thing and the amsterdam thing but I dont' know anyone who had that service

    The fact they were "into it" aswell, as you see these eastern european girls on some porn and they look bored to tears, wheras alot of the american girls are really into the laid back dirty talk which is my thing...

    /rues girlfriend
  • azurelas_2 5 Feb 2009 11:44:13 1,883 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Spend the money on going on holiday in Thailand.

    Pattaya obviously ^^
  • pistol 5 Feb 2009 11:45:49 13,018 posts
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    deem wrote:
    1234512345 wrote:
    silly question that will no doubt attract a lot of silly replies, but i'm still kind of interested... good, or not so good? some are super hot, and i must say, a little tempting, yet completely wrong at the same time.

    so eurogamer people, what are your opinions?

    A good friend of mine used an agency for around 6 months after his girlfriend left him.

    He absolutely fucking loved it.

    Anyway, he'd sit down on a wednesday afternoon, browsing through the girls on the site (all genuine photographs), and would be like, hmmm, that one and that one I think.

    2 hours later, they'd turn up to his house, they'd sit and drink Champagne for a little while, then then go for it with each other, then they'd go for it with him.

    Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous girls, smiling, laughing, taking the mickey out of each other and both sucking his cock.

    120 per girl.

    He got to the point where he was spending a few hundred quid a month, so gave it up.

    Here.



    Yeah, similar situation with my mate (see my last but 1 post), although he went to them. Paid about 60 if I remember.
  • jonsaan 5 Feb 2009 11:46:08 27,031 posts
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    Yeah! I go to whores and it's really wicked, best fucking thing I've ever done. They do anything you want, you can browse them like a catalogue. Honest it's the best thing ever.


    \cries eyes out because he is a lonely sad bastard in private


    ;) of course.
  • jonsaan 5 Feb 2009 11:46:52 27,031 posts
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    I do feel sorry for people in sexless marriages though. That must be shit.
  • Tomo 5 Feb 2009 11:51:08 16,711 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    Tomo wrote:
    My eyes!! ;_;

    Services: Rimming

    :D

    :s

    /hands out mind-rubbers

    What the hell are FK, OWO and Dom?

    Sexy time, Oral Without...? and Dominatrix?!
  • Deleted user 5 February 2009 11:51:27
    When I was trying to be a good hetero for my mother's sake I visited a brothel, to see if it was just my first few (female) sexual partners experience that was putting me off.

    It was probably when I realised I'd paid $150 to talk about art and design (to a very lovely lady who was doing a postgrad in the arts) I realised maybe things were beyond salvation.

    She did offer a free wank at the end, but I was too worried about offending my new Art Friend by not being able to get, ahem, interested.
  • phAge 5 Feb 2009 11:51:36 25,487 posts
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    deem wrote:
    A good friend of mine used an agency for around 6 months after his girlfriend left him.

    He absolutely fucking loved it.

    Anyway, he'd sit down on a wednesday afternoon, browsing through the girls on the site (all genuine photographs), and would be like, hmmm, that one and that one I think.

    2 hours later, they'd turn up to his house, they'd sit and drink Champagne for a little while, then then go for it with each other, then they'd go for it with him.

    Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous girls, smiling, laughing, taking the mickey out of each other and both sucking his cock.

    120 per girl.

    He got to the point where he was spending a few hundred quid a month, so gave it up.

    Here.


    Heh, with the state of your good British at the mo, most of those girls cost about the same as a sixpack of Carlsberg.

    /buys 4
  • Deleted user 5 February 2009 11:52:40
    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    When I was trying to be a good hetero for my mother's sake I visited a brothel, to see if it was just my first few (female) sexual partners experience that was putting me off.

    It was probably when I realised I'd paid $150 to talk about art and design (to a very lovely lady who was doing a postgrad in the arts) I realised maybe things were beyond salvation.

    She did offer a free wank at the end, but I was too worried about offending my new Art Friend by not being able to get, ahem, interested.

    :D
  • Deleted user 5 February 2009 11:53:59
    OWO = Oral WithOut (condom), Dom = Domination, FK = French Kiss
  • Lutz 5 Feb 2009 11:54:11 48,870 posts
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    LOL at PES.
  • 1234512345 5 Feb 2009 11:54:50 28 posts
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    so 240 for that, fucking hell deem that is very tempting!

    360 for Jasmine, Louisa and Summer - fuckkkk

    if i lived in london i'd be booking that right now.

    another question for those that have done it - your place or theirs, what's best?
  • jonsaan 5 Feb 2009 11:55:21 27,031 posts
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    chooses rimming in that case


    \ooooooh
  • 1234512345 5 Feb 2009 11:56:11 28 posts
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    if i do this once i'm going to be doing it every fucking week, i need to stop myself lol
  • sport 5 Feb 2009 11:57:02 15,192 posts
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    Gremmi's place
  • jonsaan 5 Feb 2009 11:57:08 27,031 posts
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    Now lets read the reviews from men who have all stuck their fetid cocks in the lady you like before you!

    \reads
  • mrpon 5 Feb 2009 11:57:34 35,401 posts
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    1234512345 wrote:
    if i do this once i'm going to be doing it every fucking week, i need to stop myself lol
    Aids will do that.
  • jonsaan 5 Feb 2009 11:58:10 27,031 posts
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    'A very enjoyable evening rounded off with some furious butt fucking. Sorry I came all over your face Holly. Treat her well lads, this one is really special'
  • 1234512345 5 Feb 2009 11:58:25 28 posts
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    fuck this thread, i'm more tempted than ever now, i thought you were going to give bad experiences and put me off the idea lol
  • Tomo 5 Feb 2009 11:58:34 16,711 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    OWO = Oral WithOut (condom), Dom = Domination, FK = French Kiss

    Not far off.
  • Big-Swiss 5 Feb 2009 11:58:37 9,363 posts
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    as someone else mentioned, forget escort, go to Amsterdam!-))

    for real, I was stunned what kind of woman stand in those windows, in Switzerland, all you get are ugly old woman, well, as far as i have seen, perhaps there are some high standard whorestreets somewhere...............but not tempting at all.

    in the end, go to Tijuana! very cheap, and the hottest latin chicks!

    but escort, seemes to expensive and to weird for me, then it is like dating all again, I mean I think the same you get from escort, you get from any woman just by dating her right?!?
  • 1234512345 5 Feb 2009 11:58:46 28 posts
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    what the fuck, now the reviews are putting me olff lol
  • Deleted user 5 February 2009 11:58:49
    I think the general idea is booking a Travelodge under the name Mr. Doesntfuckwhores and do all your seedy business there.
  • jonsaan 5 Feb 2009 12:00:06 27,031 posts
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    You do know that condoms don't protect against lets say, genital warts, for instance?
  • Deleted user 5 February 2009 12:02:58
    Pfft, genital warts can be cured by simply burning your cock.
  • Big-Swiss 5 Feb 2009 12:03:33 9,363 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    You do know that condoms don't protect against lets say, genital warts, for instance?

    no????


    but then that counts for always, if escort or not! so in that case we are screwed so or so!
  • Psychotext 5 Feb 2009 12:03:49 65,469 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Pfft, genital warts can be cured by simply burning your cock.
    Really?

    /brandishes blowtorch
  • marilena 5 Feb 2009 12:06:40 8,237 posts
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    Here's a piece of advice: even if it's on offer, don't opt for the OWO.

    You're not sure? Oral sex without a condom is sooo much better? You don't care that she's done this with dozens of other men? Picture this:

    You're alone at home, on your PC, you've just entered "warts on penis" in Google, clicked on Images and are now browsing through the results, comparing them with your own.

    Yeah.

    Just put the damn condom on.
  • 1234512345 5 Feb 2009 12:08:19 28 posts
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    at PES, why there, and why not just their place?
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