A mate of mine's wife left him recently, after 10 years of marriage. He ended up booking a girl online at a brothel and told me it was fantastic...gif) Best looking girl he's ever been with and he had a right laugh. And I've known him since we were kids and he never had problems getting the ladies. Good lookin fella. He did it a couple of times with the same woman and then never went back. He's now hooked up with a lovely new girl. Not my thing but i have no problem with anyone else doing it. Fair play I say. |
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pistol 13,018 posts
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Venkman90 4,430 posts
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Registered 17 years agodeem wrote:
1234512345 wrote:
silly question that will no doubt attract a lot of silly replies, but i'm still kind of interested... good, or not so good? some are super hot, and i must say, a little tempting, yet completely wrong at the same time.
so eurogamer people, what are your opinions?
A good friend of mine used an agency for around 6 months after his girlfriend left him.
He absolutely fucking loved it.
Anyway, he'd sit down on a wednesday afternoon, browsing through the girls on the site (all genuine photographs), and would be like, hmmm, that one and that one I think.
2 hours later, they'd turn up to his house, they'd sit and drink Champagne for a little while, then then go for it with each other, then they'd go for it with him.
Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous girls, smiling, laughing, taking the mickey out of each other and both sucking his cock.
£120 per girl.
He got to the point where he was spending a few hundred quid a month, so gave it up.
Here.
Sweet moses
To be honest, friends of mine have done the brothel thing and the amsterdam thing but I dont' know anyone who had that service
The fact they were "into it" aswell, as you see these eastern european girls on some porn and they look bored to tears, wheras alot of the american girls are really into the laid back dirty talk which is my thing...
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azurelas_2 2,157 posts
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Registered 16 years agojonsaan wrote:
Spend the money on going on holiday in Thailand.
Pattaya obviously ^^ -
pistol 13,018 posts
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Registered 19 years agodeem wrote:
1234512345 wrote:
silly question that will no doubt attract a lot of silly replies, but i'm still kind of interested... good, or not so good? some are super hot, and i must say, a little tempting, yet completely wrong at the same time.
so eurogamer people, what are your opinions?
A good friend of mine used an agency for around 6 months after his girlfriend left him.
He absolutely fucking loved it.
Anyway, he'd sit down on a wednesday afternoon, browsing through the girls on the site (all genuine photographs), and would be like, hmmm, that one and that one I think.
2 hours later, they'd turn up to his house, they'd sit and drink Champagne for a little while, then then go for it with each other, then they'd go for it with him.
Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous girls, smiling, laughing, taking the mickey out of each other and both sucking his cock.
£120 per girl.
He got to the point where he was spending a few hundred quid a month, so gave it up.
Here.
Yeah, similar situation with my mate (see my last but 1 post), although he went to them. Paid about £60 if I remember. -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYeah! I go to whores and it's really wicked, best fucking thing I've ever done. They do anything you want, you can browse them like a catalogue. Honest it's the best thing ever.
\cries eyes out because he is a lonely sad bastard in private
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI do feel sorry for people in sexless marriages though. That must be shit. -
Tomo 19,565 posts
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Registered 18 years agojonsaan wrote:
Tomo wrote:
My eyes!! ;_;
Services: Rimming
:s
/hands out mind-rubbers
What the hell are FK, OWO and Dom?
Sexy time, Oral Without...? and Dominatrix?! -
When I was trying to be a good hetero for my mother's sake I visited a brothel, to see if it was just my first few (female) sexual partners experience that was putting me off.
It was probably when I realised I'd paid $150 to talk about art and design (to a very lovely lady who was doing a postgrad in the arts) I realised maybe things were beyond salvation.
She did offer a free wank at the end, but I was too worried about offending my new Art Friend by not being able to get, ahem, interested. -
phAge 25,487 posts
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Registered 18 years agodeem wrote:
Heh, with the state of your good British £ at the mo, most of those girls cost about the same as a sixpack of Carlsberg.
A good friend of mine used an agency for around 6 months after his girlfriend left him.
He absolutely fucking loved it.
Anyway, he'd sit down on a wednesday afternoon, browsing through the girls on the site (all genuine photographs), and would be like, hmmm, that one and that one I think.
2 hours later, they'd turn up to his house, they'd sit and drink Champagne for a little while, then then go for it with each other, then they'd go for it with him.
Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous girls, smiling, laughing, taking the mickey out of each other and both sucking his cock.
£120 per girl.
He got to the point where he was spending a few hundred quid a month, so gave it up.
Here.
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PES_Fanboy wrote:
When I was trying to be a good hetero for my mother's sake I visited a brothel, to see if it was just my first few (female) sexual partners experience that was putting me off.
It was probably when I realised I'd paid $150 to talk about art and design (to a very lovely lady who was doing a postgrad in the arts) I realised maybe things were beyond salvation.
She did offer a free wank at the end, but I was too worried about offending my new Art Friend by not being able to get, ahem, interested.
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OWO = Oral WithOut (condom), Dom = Domination, FK = French Kiss -
Lutz 48,870 posts
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Registered 18 years agoLOL at PES. -
1234512345 28 posts
Registered 13 years agoso £240 for that, fucking hell deem that is very tempting!
£360 for Jasmine, Louisa and Summer - fuckkkk
if i lived in london i'd be booking that right now.
another question for those that have done it - your place or theirs, what's best? -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agochooses rimming in that case
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1234512345 28 posts
Registered 13 years agoif i do this once i'm going to be doing it every fucking week, i need to stop myself lol -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoGremmi's place -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoNow lets read the reviews from men who have all stuck their fetid cocks in the lady you like before you!
\reads -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years ago1234512345 wrote:
Aids will do that.
if i do this once i'm going to be doing it every fucking week, i need to stop myself lol -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years ago'A very enjoyable evening rounded off with some furious butt fucking. Sorry I came all over your face Holly. Treat her well lads, this one is really special' -
1234512345 28 posts
Registered 13 years agofuck this thread, i'm more tempted than ever now, i thought you were going to give bad experiences and put me off the idea lol -
Tomo 19,565 posts
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Registered 18 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
OWO = Oral WithOut (condom), Dom = Domination, FK = French Kiss
Not far off. -
Big-Swiss 9,455 posts
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Registered 18 years agoas someone else mentioned, forget escort, go to Amsterdam!-))
for real, I was stunned what kind of woman stand in those windows, in Switzerland, all you get are ugly old woman, well, as far as i have seen, perhaps there are some high standard whorestreets somewhere...............but not tempting at all.
in the end, go to Tijuana! very cheap, and the hottest latin chicks!
but escort, seemes to expensive and to weird for me, then it is like dating all again, I mean I think the same you get from escort, you get from any woman just by dating her right?!? -
1234512345 28 posts
Registered 13 years agowhat the fuck, now the reviews are putting me olff lol -
I think the general idea is booking a Travelodge under the name Mr. Doesntfuckwhores and do all your seedy business there. -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYou do know that condoms don't protect against lets say, genital warts, for instance? -
Pfft, genital warts can be cured by simply burning your cock. -
Big-Swiss 9,455 posts
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Registered 18 years agojonsaan wrote:
You do know that condoms don't protect against lets say, genital warts, for instance?
no????
but then that counts for always, if escort or not! so in that case we are screwed so or so! -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
Really?
Pfft, genital warts can be cured by simply burning your cock.
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marilena 8,238 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHere's a piece of advice: even if it's on offer, don't opt for the OWO.
You're not sure? Oral sex without a condom is sooo much better? You don't care that she's done this with dozens of other men? Picture this:
You're alone at home, on your PC, you've just entered "warts on penis" in Google, clicked on Images and are now browsing through the results, comparing them with your own.
Yeah.
Just put the damn condom on. -
at PES, why there, and why not just their place?
of course. 
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