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Deleted user 1 February 2015 22:05:28

Just never ever dare fart

Deleted user 1 February 2015 23:35:02

Ghosbusters

Deleted user 2 February 2015 02:19:58

jablonski wrote:
She farted 3 times today.
Is there someone I can call?

It sounds like she's already called Fartlejuice

Deleted user 2 February 2015 07:13:29

jablonski wrote:

PES_Fanboy wrote:

jablonski wrote:
She farted 3 times today.
Is there someone I can call?
It sounds like she's already called Fartlejuice
Is that like the juice that collects in the bottom of dog poo bags?

I now regret paying attention to this thread.

Dougs 2 Feb 2015 07:19:01 100,414 posts
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Valentines can do one imo. We exchange cards and that's it....bah!

CosmicFuzz 2 Feb 2015 07:46:57 32,632 posts
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Yeah, it's nonsense. Luckily gf agrees. Suppose it's an easy excuse to get a nice bottle of wine or something.

Couldn't be arsed if I was expected to do the whole flowers/chocolate/etc thing though!

Deleted user 2 February 2015 08:15:02

I'm supposed to be going to Beirut, but have had to cancel because of work. My wife is still going.

Hookers and coke for me!

Or just takeaway and full fat coca-cola.

CosmicFuzz 2 Feb 2015 08:34:40 32,632 posts
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\o/

faux-C 27 Jan 2016 21:43:01 11,204 posts
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Anyone buying something particularly inspired this year?

GF and I don't make a big deal out of it but I still have to come up with something smallish and good. Nothing coming to mind this year.

Deleted user 27 January 2016 21:44:14

Was looking at jewellery earlier but CBA.

mrfantastico 27 Jan 2016 21:50:45 134 posts
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Don't bother with jewellery. I bought my last girlfriend a Swarovski necklace that was about a hundred quid. She broke up with me about a week later. Now, I'm not saying it was the jewellery that caused it; but she hadn't broken up with me before that..

Deleted user 27 January 2016 21:57:16

Done it before gone down well, but nothing nice.

mrpon 27 Jan 2016 22:39:19 37,366 posts
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@faux-C boomf.com?

Syrette 27 Jan 2016 22:42:17 51,181 posts
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prawnking198o wrote:
Done it before gone down well, but nothing nice.

Anal?

faux-C 28 Jan 2016 14:23:16 11,204 posts
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mrpon wrote:
@faux-C boomf.com?

Haha, I opened that in an incognito window because I was suspicious, but turns out it's a great idea!

Thanks

RichDC 28 Jan 2016 14:44:58 9,177 posts
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My girlfriend forgot my birthday a couple of days ago (still hasn't mentioned it). I might be forgetting Valentines day.

I'm working so probably wouldn't be doing anything anyway.

Deleted user 28 January 2016 14:48:47

RichDC wrote:
My girlfriend forgot my birthday a couple of days ago.

Are you banking the guilt points for Anal?

Jeepers 28 Jan 2016 14:50:09 16,616 posts
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mrpon wrote:
@faux-C boomf.com?

Isn't that the company owned by that prick brother of that prick sister of that prick prince's wife?

If so, don't buy anything from there.

JuanKerr 28 Jan 2016 15:29:02 37,710 posts
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I'm buying my wife exactly the same as I bought her for christmas - nothing.

Dougs 28 Jan 2016 16:05:15 100,414 posts
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I'm going to football then beers with my mates. I think last year was the first Valentines in years that I was actually about for. (we did nothing). Proper Hallmark Holiday this one.

rockavitch 28 Jan 2016 16:05:19 1,303 posts
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Friend trying to talk me into going on a Valentine speed date with him and a few others for a "laugh".

Needless to say I told him to fuck right off.

X201 28 Jan 2016 16:07:19 22,150 posts
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Jeepers wrote:

mrpon wrote:
@faux-C boomf.com?
Isn't that the company owned by that prick brother of that prick sister of that prick prince's wife?

If so, don't buy anything from there.

Had to follow a Daily Mail link to find out (I hold you responsible for that Jeepers)

KAte middleton's brother's company.
Lost �250,000 in its last accounts.

How the hell can you lose that much when you're flogging 9 marshmallows for �15?
Marshmallows only have a little sugar as the ingredients, the rest is free air.

Sharz 28 Jan 2016 16:12:33 2,121 posts
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This will be my first valentines with my girlfriend and I won't be buying anything, don't want to set expectations too high for the future.� Also equal rights and all that,� why do women get a special day?

Deleted user 28 January 2016 16:14:50

Also February 15th is a great time to find a new partner.

Ziz0u 28 Jan 2016 16:18:37 11,006 posts
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See you in the Match.com thread on the 15th of Feb.

wobbly_Bob 28 Jan 2016 16:42:46 5,162 posts
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Sharz wrote:
This will be my first valentines with my girlfriend and I won't be buying anything, don't want to set expectations too high for the future. Also equal rights and all that, why do women get a special day?

We do, it's called steakand blowjob day http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com

Edited by wobbly_Bob at 16:43:33 28-01-2016

faux-C 28 Jan 2016 17:02:17 11,204 posts
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Sharz wrote:
This will be my first valentines with my girlfriend and I won't be buying anything, don't want to set expectations too high for the future.� Also equal rights and all that,� why do women get a special day?

Umm, who said it's for women?

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