faux-C wrote: I can honestly say I've never known a man that's ever said "ooh it's nearly Valentines day! Can't wait." EVER. Edited by richarddavies at 17:13:27 28-01-2016 |
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richarddavies 8,312 posts
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faux-C 11,204 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNice food, silly presents, feeling loved, what's not to like? -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoGayer -
richarddavies 8,312 posts
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Registered 13 years agoIt's not a bad thing, just not something men would miss if it was stopped. Or something we even look out for...or look forward to. A comedian, Jim Jeffries summed up Valentines day for men quite beautifully once.
"How much money do I have to spend so you don't act like a cunt" -
minky-kong 14,787 posts
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Registered 13 years agoSharz wrote:
I did that last year. Hope you enjoy a month of passive-aggressive silent treatment and being made to feel like the most selfish cunt in the world.
This will be my first valentines with my girlfriend and I won't be buying anything, don't want to set expectations too high for the future. Also equal rights and all that, why do women get a special day?
Already bought a card for this year and will never make that mistake again. -
I've managed to dodge the entire thing for years, avoiding relationships has it's perks. -
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Registered 16 years agokinky_mong wrote:
Yeah but you're still together. A few more years and eventually she'll learn the wrath of kinky's thriftiness.
Sharz wrote:
I did that last year. Hope you enjoy a month of passive-aggressive silent treatment and being made to feel like the most selfish cunt in the world.
This will be my first valentines with my girlfriend and I won't be buying anything, don't want to set expectations too high for the future. Also equal rights and all that, why do women get a special day?
Already bought a card for this year and will never make that mistake again. -
I always take the missus out to buy lingerie..... for some reason she thinks it is for her. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMust be rough for her to watch you in the changing rooms all day -
Kiss my dick Balentine BS -
jaangus 5,405 posts
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Registered 14 years agoelstoof wrote:
Haha
Must be rough for her to watch you in the changing rooms all day -
elstoof wrote:
Lace or satin tricky decision.
Must be rough for her to watch you in the changing rooms all day -
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richarddavies wrote:
he sounds nice...
It's not a bad thing, just not something men would miss if it was stopped. Or something we even look out for...or look forward to. A comedian, Jim Jeffries summed up Valentines day for men quite beautifully once.
"How much money do I have to spend so you don't act like a cunt"
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/standup-comedian-jim-jefferies-misogynist-jokes-fall-flat-20150401-1mciqq.html
that said i'm off to london to see the arsenal leicester game... (we're having a meal the day before) -
richarddavies 8,312 posts
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Registered 13 years agoYeah he's great. -
I don't know his work really, but deconstructing any comedy like that, removing tone and taking it at the face value can turn into OUTRAGE -
Ziz0u 11,006 posts
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Registered 12 years agoOh, that guy. His bit on Oscar Pistorius (and South Africans) was pretty funny:
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Big-Swiss 9,455 posts
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Registered 18 years agoSharz! don't go down that road!
Either you both agree that valentines day is nothing more than a Commercial act of Society, and then fine, skip valentines day. But for gods sake, don't just decide that for yourself and then that's that. Will not end well.
And if you want to really be Special, then agree not to do anything at valentines day, and bring her a flower on the 13th of Feb. doesen't have to be expensive at all. She will automatically stand there and say: but wait we agreed not to give each other anything on valentines day" you then say cool: well ist not valentines day, happy 13th of february.
Don't do that on the 15th, then even if you agree on not doing anything on valentines day, they will still think you forgot and ist a lazy "too late guesture" -
Ziz0u 11,006 posts
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Registered 12 years agoDamn, Swiss. You smooth. -
Big-Swiss 9,455 posts
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Registered 18 years agosomethimes, when I get lucky .gif)
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Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI've been to see Jim Jeffries, he's great. Surprisingly for a stand up comedian the things he says are very much a joke. -
Rivuzu 18,424 posts
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Registered 15 years agoMy grandfather died on Valentines day, and he pretty much was my main father figure growing up. It'll be twelve years this year. I suppose I need to move on and learn to celebrate the day again, but I'll end up feeling guilty about it. Parter knows and is aware of the other meaning of the day to me, but she's put up with that excuse for too long.
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Big-Swiss 9,455 posts
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Registered 18 years ago@Rivuzu
a Hand written self made up 4 line Poem does the trick as well. just a decent sweet, cute and funny thingy. You know, the one that makes them go "awwwwwwww" followed by a chuckle. to go with that a nice flower, only has to cost 5-10 £, just make sure the flower has her favorite Color. If you don't have a clue, go for regaular red rose.
that inexpensive nice Little Thing is small effort and gives you 100 Points in her book.
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Rivuzu 18,424 posts
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Registered 15 years ago@Big-Swiss Sounds pants.
Can't I just FHUTA? -
Ask in a haiku
It's valentine's day
So would I be allowed to
Fuck you up the arse? -
Big-Swiss 9,455 posts
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Registered 18 years agoFor a whole year I have counciled you for Bloodborne, and stuck to every word you said Rivuzu!
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Rivuzu 18,424 posts
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Registered 15 years ago@DukeSilver How about a limerick?
Babe, I think that you're uber,
And with you I can see a future,
Now stop mucking around,
Arse up, face down,
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if she has a good sense of Humor, that could acctually work out to receive the wanted chuckle. Just don't expect real anal sex from that!
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