Following Valentine's Day Page 18

  • richarddavies 28 Jan 2016 17:12:58 8,291 posts
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    faux-C wrote:
    Sharz wrote:
    This will be my first valentines with my girlfriend and I won't be buying anything, don't want to set expectations too high for the future. Also equal rights and all that, why do women get a special day? ;)
    Umm, who said it's for women?


    I can honestly say I've never known a man that's ever said "ooh it's nearly Valentines day! Can't wait."

    EVER.

    Edited by richarddavies at 17:13:27 28-01-2016
  • faux-C 28 Jan 2016 17:27:05 11,204 posts
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    Nice food, silly presents, feeling loved, what's not to like?
  • Dougs 28 Jan 2016 17:29:43 100,260 posts
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    Gayer
  • richarddavies 28 Jan 2016 17:30:44 8,291 posts
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    It's not a bad thing, just not something men would miss if it was stopped. Or something we even look out for...or look forward to. A comedian, Jim Jeffries summed up Valentines day for men quite beautifully once.

    "How much money do I have to spend so you don't act like a cunt"
  • minky-kong 28 Jan 2016 18:04:55 14,780 posts
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    Sharz wrote:
    This will be my first valentines with my girlfriend and I won't be buying anything, don't want to set expectations too high for the future. Also equal rights and all that, why do women get a special day? ;)
    I did that last year. Hope you enjoy a month of passive-aggressive silent treatment and being made to feel like the most selfish cunt in the world.

    Already bought a card for this year and will never make that mistake again.
  • drhickman1983 28 Jan 2016 18:08:41 7,762 posts
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    I've managed to dodge the entire thing for years, avoiding relationships has it's perks.
  • sport 28 Jan 2016 18:15:46 17,030 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    Sharz wrote:
    This will be my first valentines with my girlfriend and I won't be buying anything, don't want to set expectations too high for the future. Also equal rights and all that, why do women get a special day? ;)
    I did that last year. Hope you enjoy a month of passive-aggressive silent treatment and being made to feel like the most selfish cunt in the world.

    Already bought a card for this year and will never make that mistake again.
    Yeah but you're still together. A few more years and eventually she'll learn the wrath of kinky's thriftiness.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2016 18:24:19
    I always take the missus out to buy lingerie..... for some reason she thinks it is for her.
  • elstoof 28 Jan 2016 18:57:30 27,795 posts
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    Must be rough for her to watch you in the changing rooms all day
  • Deleted user 28 January 2016 19:01:51
    Kiss my dick Balentine BS
  • jaangus 28 Jan 2016 19:03:36 5,405 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Must be rough for her to watch you in the changing rooms all day
    Haha
  • Deleted user 28 January 2016 19:06:03
    elstoof wrote:
    Must be rough for her to watch you in the changing rooms all day
    Lace or satin tricky decision.
  • THFourteen 28 Jan 2016 19:12:02 54,892 posts
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    When's this again?
  • Deleted user 28 January 2016 20:05:10
    richarddavies wrote:
    It's not a bad thing, just not something men would miss if it was stopped. Or something we even look out for...or look forward to. A comedian, Jim Jeffries summed up Valentines day for men quite beautifully once.

    "How much money do I have to spend so you don't act like a cunt"
    he sounds nice...
    http://www.smh.com.au/comment/standup-comedian-jim-jefferies-misogynist-jokes-fall-flat-20150401-1mciqq.html

    that said i'm off to london to see the arsenal leicester game... (we're having a meal the day before)
  • richarddavies 28 Jan 2016 21:14:59 8,291 posts
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    Yeah he's great.
  • Deleted user 29 January 2016 06:10:01
    I don't know his work really, but deconstructing any comedy like that, removing tone and taking it at the face value can turn into OUTRAGE
  • Ziz0u 29 Jan 2016 06:55:20 11,006 posts
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    Oh, that guy. His bit on Oscar Pistorius (and South Africans) was pretty funny:

  • Big-Swiss 29 Jan 2016 11:45:51 9,454 posts
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    Sharz! don't go down that road!

    Either you both agree that valentines day is nothing more than a Commercial act of Society, and then fine, skip valentines day. But for gods sake, don't just decide that for yourself and then that's that. Will not end well.

    And if you want to really be Special, then agree not to do anything at valentines day, and bring her a flower on the 13th of Feb. doesen't have to be expensive at all. She will automatically stand there and say: but wait we agreed not to give each other anything on valentines day" you then say cool: well ist not valentines day, happy 13th of february.

    Don't do that on the 15th, then even if you agree on not doing anything on valentines day, they will still think you forgot and ist a lazy "too late guesture"
  • Ziz0u 29 Jan 2016 11:46:46 11,006 posts
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    Damn, Swiss. You smooth.
  • Big-Swiss 29 Jan 2016 11:48:06 9,454 posts
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    somethimes, when I get lucky :)
  • Decks 29 Jan 2016 11:59:39 30,846 posts
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    I've been to see Jim Jeffries, he's great. Surprisingly for a stand up comedian the things he says are very much a joke.
  • Rivuzu 29 Jan 2016 12:01:07 18,423 posts
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    My grandfather died on Valentines day, and he pretty much was my main father figure growing up. It'll be twelve years this year. I suppose I need to move on and learn to celebrate the day again, but I'll end up feeling guilty about it. Parter knows and is aware of the other meaning of the day to me, but she's put up with that excuse for too long.

    EG forumites, what do for V-Day aside from mottmottmott?
  • Big-Swiss 29 Jan 2016 12:16:08 9,454 posts
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    @Rivuzu

    a Hand written self made up 4 line Poem does the trick as well. just a decent sweet, cute and funny thingy. You know, the one that makes them go "awwwwwwww" followed by a chuckle. to go with that a nice flower, only has to cost 5-10 , just make sure the flower has her favorite Color. If you don't have a clue, go for regaular red rose.

    that inexpensive nice Little Thing is small effort and gives you 100 Points in her book.

    Edited by Big-Swiss at 12:17:16 29-01-2016
  • Rivuzu 29 Jan 2016 12:28:59 18,423 posts
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    @Big-Swiss Sounds pants.

    Can't I just FHUTA?
  • Deleted user 29 January 2016 12:32:34
    Ask in a haiku

    It's valentine's day
    So would I be allowed to
    Fuck you up the arse?
  • Big-Swiss 29 Jan 2016 12:35:11 9,454 posts
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    For a whole year I have counciled you for Bloodborne, and stuck to every word you said Rivuzu!

    When it Comes to These sujects, you should shut the fuck up and listen!
  • Rivuzu 29 Jan 2016 13:02:41 18,423 posts
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    @DukeSilver How about a limerick?

    Babe, I think that you're uber,
    And with you I can see a future,
    Now stop mucking around,
    Arse up, face down,
    It's going straight in your pooper.
  • Big-Swiss 29 Jan 2016 13:34:19 9,454 posts
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    if she has a good sense of Humor, that could acctually work out to receive the wanted chuckle. Just don't expect real anal sex from that!
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