Following Valentine's Day Page 19

  • Deleted user 29 January 2016 13:40:05
    Honey I think you're all class,
    And I know our love will always last,
    But it's Valentine's Day,
    So I'd just like to say,
    Can we please try it once in your arse?
  • Baihu1983 29 Jan 2016 13:44:31 14,013 posts
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    Nice
  • richarddavies 29 Jan 2016 13:52:15 8,234 posts
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    That should be the main part of a funky pigeon personalised Valentines day card. Then watch her tear up.
  • Deleted user 29 January 2016 14:04:00
    NovaMan wrote:
    RoyBatty wrote:
    I've been to see Jim Jeffries, he's great. Surprisingly for a stand up comedian the things he says are very much a joke.
    I've also been to see him and he spent a solid 30 minutes stumbling over a rape joke that ultimately had no punchline and seemed to be about nothing more than how he was so drunk (LOLOL) he might have raped someone (LOLOL). Maybe we were just unlucky!
    Maybe if you wear something nice next time?
  • Psiloc 29 Jan 2016 15:30:34 6,236 posts
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    You sound fun.
  • urban 29 Jan 2016 15:47:06 13,127 posts
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    @NovaMan Who do you think you are, coming in here, mocking our ways eh!?

    This is a local forum for local people!
  • Ziz0u 14 Feb 2016 15:30:53 11,006 posts
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    Happy Valentine's Day...

    Anyone got interesting plans?

    We had a big one last night and the gf decided to cancel dinner plans \o/ But I am planning on surprising her with a weekend away soon. Will go get some overpriced roses when I get a chance to nip out.
  • markytonline83 14 Feb 2016 15:47:48 940 posts
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    My parents own a Flower shop, you don't realise how much people get wrapped up in it and the money they spend until you have seen a days takings around Valentines Day. Crazy!!!! I don't buy my Wife flowers, it's not the same when I get them for free

    Edited by markytonline83 at 15:48:21 14-02-2016
  • TheMayorOfJugs 14 Feb 2016 15:54:19 6,489 posts
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    Teach yourself to make an origami rose with YouTube videos dude. Guaranteed crowd pleaser.
  • monkman76 14 Feb 2016 16:05:05 18,725 posts
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    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    Teach yourself to make an origami rose with YouTube videos dude. Guaranteed crowd pleaser.
    I don't understand, do you have to print out the videos?
  • Deleted user 14 February 2016 18:42:29
    Someone get the Febreeze
  • Psychotext 14 Feb 2016 18:55:27 70,155 posts
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    Absolutely fuck all, as has been for the last decade or so, thank fuck.
  • sport 14 Feb 2016 19:04:08 16,927 posts
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    I wrote a poem to myself, which I was NOT expecting. Couldn't hold back the tears when I read it.
  • Deleted user 14 February 2016 19:04:53
    Did you let yourself fuck you up the arse
  • sport 14 Feb 2016 19:06:33 16,927 posts
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    I'm not that kind of girl!
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Feb 2016 19:18:11 47,501 posts
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    That's not what I heard.
  • sport 14 Feb 2016 19:23:52 16,927 posts
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    /blush
  • wobbly_Bob 14 Feb 2016 19:29:29 5,162 posts
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    I got my OH a huge plush dog, card and box of heart shaped chocs.

    This afternoon we played dangerous lovers in space time. Brilliant fun!

    Cooking her a 3 course dinner at the moment.
    Start: Scollops and crisp panchetta with a parsnips puree.
    Main: Pastitsio
    Dessert: Eaton mess sunday - blackberries massirated in creme de casis with icecream and meringue.

    Probably watch a rom com after dinner.

    Edited to inc game sesh.

    Edited by wobbly_Bob at 19:31:08 14-02-2016
  • Godofporn 14 Feb 2016 19:29:59 6,890 posts
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    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    I got my OH a huge plush dog, card and box of heart shaped chocs.

    Cooking her a 3 course dinner at the moment.
    Start: Scollops and crisp panchetta with a parsnips puree.
    Main: Pastitsio
    Dessert: Eaton mess sunday - blackberries massirated in creme de casis with icecream and meringue.

    Probably watch a rom com after dinner.
    I envy you
  • wrinkly 14 Feb 2016 19:33:25 3,721 posts
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    :)You're a soft sod, Wobbly. :):)
  • neilka 14 Feb 2016 19:36:05 23,959 posts
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    Godofporn wrote:
    Dessert: Eaton mess sunday
    Too much information
  • Deleted user 14 February 2016 19:37:00
    Eaton mess after tossing the salad
  • Tryhard 14 Feb 2016 19:38:05 12,014 posts
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    Wobbly, you sure know how to treat the head of the house well.

    When do we move in?
  • mrpon 14 Feb 2016 19:42:44 37,233 posts
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    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    I got my OH a huge plush dog, card and box of heart shaped chocs.

    This afternoon we played dangerous lovers in space time. Brilliant fun!

    Cooking her a 3 course dinner at the moment.
    Start: Scollops and crisp panchetta with a parsnips puree.
    Main: Pastitsio
    Dessert: Eaton mess sunday - blackberries massirated in creme de casis with icecream and meringue.

    Probably watch a rom com after dinner.

    Edited to inc game sesh.
    Then anal.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Feb 2016 19:50:07 47,501 posts
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    wrinkly wrote:
    :)You're a soft sod, Wobbly. :):)
    Probably all those burgers he ate :-P
  • Deleted user 15 February 2016 07:16:37
    Valentine's Day is just a day for corporate companies to sell people tat.

    You should t need to wait a day to treat your partner and to tell them that you love them, you should be doing it on a regular basis.
  • Deleted user 15 February 2016 07:20:21
    Unless they're foreigners
  • Deleted user 15 February 2016 07:24:03
    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Unless they're foreigners
    I find it sad that you disagree with my open door policy on people looking to live in the UK after fleeing the likes of War and Isis.

    Despite what the daily fail says, we have space on our island.
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