Following Valentine's Day Page 20

  • boo 15 Feb 2016 09:45:52 13,847 posts
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    I got a Valentine card from someone I don't know.
    Don't recognise the handwriting, and postmarked Birmingham. I don't know anyone in Birmingham.

    Either...

    a) Mrs Boo has gone to great lengths to wind me up
    b) My ex still holds a grudge after 19 years and is trying to cause trouble
    c) I've got a stalker
    d) Some EG bastard who got my address from Secret Santa is playing silly buggers

    Mrs Boo is laughing, but I don't think she actually finds it funny.

    /worries

    Edited by boo at 09:46:15 15-02-2016
  • Armoured_Bear 15 Feb 2016 09:49:41 30,575 posts
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    My gf and I met up with another couple and spent the day drinking and eating together, not what Hallmark had in mind but it was fun!
  • Deleted user 15 February 2016 09:52:26
    LetsGo wrote:
    Valentine's Day is just a day for corporate companies to sell people tat.

    You should t need to wait a day to treat your partner and to tell them that you love them, you should be doing it on a regular basis.
    Especially as time is so short. You don't want to wake up and find out they are dead on Eurogamer before you've had chance to buy them some Milk Tray.
  • Ziz0u 15 Feb 2016 09:53:40 11,006 posts
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    boo wrote:
    I got a Valentine card from someone I don't know.
    Don't recognise the handwriting, and postmarked Birmingham. I don't know anyone in Birmingham.

    Either...

    a) Mrs Boo has gone to great lengths to wind me up
    b) My ex still holds a grudge after 19 years and is trying to cause trouble
    c) I've got a stalker
    d) Some EG bastard who got my address from Secret Santa is playing silly buggers

    Mrs Boo is laughing, but I don't think she actually finds it funny.

    /worries
  • Armoured_Bear 15 Feb 2016 09:53:49 30,575 posts
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    LetsGo wrote:
    Valentine's Day is just a day for corporate companies to sell people tat.

    You should t need to wait a day to treat your partner and to tell them that you love them, you should be doing it on a regular basis.
    Beautiful post LetsGo, I love your style.
  • THFourteen 15 Feb 2016 10:06:08 54,688 posts
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    I gave my mrs the card and haribo that i had hastily purchased the day before at whsmiths, and then legged it out of the house to meet Dougs in the pub at 11am

    then went out for lunch after the game with some other friends and legged it home to get home in time for bath/bedtime and screaming child and house in a tip.

    Then played FM on the sofa whilst the wife fell asleep watching hawai 5-0, which i turned over to match of the day without her noticing

    #romanceaintdead

    Edited by THFourteen at 10:06:23 15-02-2016
  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2016 10:10:08 33,287 posts
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    LetsGo wrote:
    Valentine's Day is just a day for corporate companies to sell people tat.

    You should t need to wait a day to treat your partner and to tell them that you love them, you should be doing it on a regular basis.
    LetsGo shouts "I love you" and blows a kiss to the dessicated corpses in his basement every morning.
  • Rivuzu 15 Feb 2016 10:11:32 18,420 posts
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    Both me and the missus spent the Valentines weekend in bed.






    With the flu. Fah.

    On the other hand, we did still manage to go out and see deadpool and/or infect a couple of hundred people at the cinema. We were happy enough with that.
  • wrinkly 15 Feb 2016 10:22:41 3,721 posts
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    Well played that man (and missus)
  • ibenam 15 Feb 2016 11:24:39 3,453 posts
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    Ziz0u wrote:
    boo wrote:
    I got a Valentine card from someone I don't know.
    Don't recognise the handwriting, and postmarked Birmingham. I don't know anyone in Birmingham.

    Either...

    a) Mrs Boo has gone to great lengths to wind me up
    b) My ex still holds a grudge after 19 years and is trying to cause trouble
    c) I've got a stalker
    d) Some EG bastard who got my address from Secret Santa is playing silly buggers

    Mrs Boo is laughing, but I don't think she actually finds it funny.

    /worries
    http://digitalclaritygroup.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/trap.png
    Haha that must be GoP
  • Syrette 15 Feb 2016 11:45:23 51,120 posts
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    Splashed out £100 on a meal and a bottle at a restaurant (hey, it's a lot for me).

    Of course it was my turn to cover the bill.

    /sigh
  • Deleted user 15 February 2016 11:46:13
    Boo, can't you reassure her that, if you were cheating on her, you'd be smart enough to hide such obvious evidence?
  • THFourteen 15 Feb 2016 11:46:34 54,688 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Splashed out £100 on a meal and a bottle at a restaurant (hey, it's a lot for me).

    Of course it was my turn to cover the bill.

    /sigh
    Thats loads for me too!

    Normally our lunches / dinners come to about 60-70 quid tops. Neither of us are big drinkers with meals, usually one glass of wine and a pint or two and thats it.
  • grey_matters 15 Feb 2016 13:02:38 5,462 posts
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    Spent four hours with the girlfriend in the middle of nowhere digging a horse out of some mud that she had got stuck in (possibly for days). Didn't really get anywhere until the fire brigade showed up. Finally got her out but she was too old/tired to stand. Vet came along and put her down.

    :(

    Edited by grey_matters at 13:03:30 15-02-2016
  • Ziz0u 15 Feb 2016 13:06:24 11,006 posts
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    :(
  • Reviewer_ 15 Feb 2016 13:13:18 359 posts
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    How's the horse?
  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2016 13:15:07 33,287 posts
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    Moral to that tale.

    Everything is pointless.

    And it is, just a huge charade to an oblivious audience. A meaningless flicker before being swallowed into the gaping maw of eternity and darkness.
  • wrinkly 15 Feb 2016 13:17:02 3,721 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Moral to that tale.

    Everything is pointless.

    And it is, just a huge charade to an oblivious audience. A meaningless flicker before being swallowed into the gaping maw of eternity and darkness.
    You're just a bundle of joy and happiness.
  • Rusty_M 15 Feb 2016 13:19:43 7,171 posts
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    boo wrote:
    I got a Valentine card from someone I don't know.
    Don't recognise the handwriting, and postmarked Birmingham. I don't know anyone in Birmingham.

    Either...

    a) Mrs Boo has gone to great lengths to wind me up
    b) My ex still holds a grudge after 19 years and is trying to cause trouble
    c) I've got a stalker
    d) Some EG bastard who got my address from Secret Santa is playing silly buggers

    Mrs Boo is laughing, but I don't think she actually finds it funny.

    /worries
    If it's "d", you of all people could draw up a list of EGers who have your address and take revenge.
  • Godofporn 15 Feb 2016 13:21:08 6,890 posts
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    ibenam wrote:
    Ziz0u wrote:
    boo wrote:
    I got a Valentine card from someone I don't know.
    Don't recognise the handwriting, and postmarked Birmingham. I don't know anyone in Birmingham.

    Either...

    a) Mrs Boo has gone to great lengths to wind me up
    b) My ex still holds a grudge after 19 years and is trying to cause trouble
    c) I've got a stalker
    d) Some EG bastard who got my address from Secret Santa is playing silly buggers

    Mrs Boo is laughing, but I don't think she actually finds it funny.

    /worries
    http://digitalclaritygroup.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/trap.png
    Haha that must be GoP
    Hahahahaha it wasn't me
  • mal 15 Feb 2016 13:22:28 29,326 posts
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    Reviewer_ wrote:
    How's the horse?
    :D
  • grey_matters 15 Feb 2016 13:24:46 5,462 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Moral to that tale.

    Everything is pointless.

    And it is, just a huge charade to an oblivious audience. A meaningless flicker before being swallowed into the gaping maw of eternity and darkness.
    I dunno. I was impressed that 3 gardaí would stand out in the cold for 4 hours trying to sort out a rescue, and 9 fireman spent 3 hours soaking wet (we had to wade through a river to get to the horse) digging through mud that bordered on quick-sand without a single complaint. Everyone wanted it to work out well. Firemen especially, there was talk (well,jokes really) of getting the coastguard helicopter at one point. It's nice to find people who think that way.

    Edited by grey_matters at 15:37:59 15-02-2016
  • grey_matters 15 Feb 2016 13:25:30 5,462 posts
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    mal wrote:
    Reviewer_ wrote:
    How's the horse?
    :D
    :)
  • Jimez 15 Feb 2016 14:07:49 392 posts
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    I spent Valentines Day waiting for the world to end



    Never happened.

    In reality, i managed to get a date.
  • Tryhard 15 Feb 2016 15:17:16 12,014 posts
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    Complicated lives is complicated.
  • sport 14 Feb 2021 10:58:10 16,934 posts
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    \o/ Forget covid boys, today let's focus on the LUVDEMIC!
  • Trafford 14 Feb 2021 11:08:46 9,279 posts
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    I think the Sun is over the yardarm gentlemen.
    Yes, it's wank o'clock somewhere.
  • welshben1982 14 Feb 2021 11:14:21 1,371 posts
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    boo wrote:
    I got a Valentine card from someone I don't know.
    Don't recognise the handwriting, and postmarked Birmingham. I don't know anyone in Birmingham.

    Either...

    a) Mrs Boo has gone to great lengths to wind me up
    b) My ex still holds a grudge after 19 years and is trying to cause trouble
    c) I've got a stalker
    d) Some EG bastard who got my address from Secret Santa is playing silly buggers

    Mrs Boo is laughing, but I don't think she actually finds it funny.

    /worries
    Did you ever find out who it was? :D
  • JoeBlade 14 Feb 2021 11:22:16 6,136 posts
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    sport wrote:
    \o/ Forget covid boys, today let's focus on the LUVDEMIC!
    I sincerely hope that winged, bow wielding little fucker gets covid and snuffs it actually.
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