My son's penis problem

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  • Syrette 24 Mar 2009 19:22:15 50,224 posts
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    http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/sons_penis_problem_1.jpg
    http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/sons_penis_problem_2.jpg

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    Your WTFradar will be off the charts tonight after reading this.

    The jpegs are just a few posts from a forum, no images, so SFW I suppose.
  • PearOfAnguish 24 Mar 2009 19:26:55 7,573 posts
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    Oh no, I hope that's a fakepost.

    The comment at the end is great. God bless you, internet.
  • DaisyD 24 Mar 2009 19:27:23 11,816 posts
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    OMG. WTF is that all about.
  • Trowel 24 Mar 2009 19:29:29 22,531 posts
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    "I will devote nearly two hours, three times a week on him, so he may someday be able to live a normal life and date girls"

    Can't see any way that approach can fail.
  • Khanivor 24 Mar 2009 19:29:59 44,026 posts
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    Is that cubby of fluffy?
  • PearOfAnguish 24 Mar 2009 19:30:48 7,573 posts
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    Here's the forum where it originates.
  • cubbymoore 24 Mar 2009 19:31:42 36,709 posts
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    I'm with Guest.
  • Psychotext 24 Mar 2009 19:31:55 64,970 posts
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    That's awesome. \o/

    The crazy thing is. It's almost too mental to be fake. :D
  • Deleted user 24 March 2009 19:32:03
    Good fucking lawd. Once you start reading it's really hard to stop.

    Kind of like her massage technique.
  • Toonster 24 Mar 2009 19:32:25 6,908 posts
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    Big laugh at that last post
  • silentbob 24 Mar 2009 19:32:28 29,510 posts
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    Aye.

    /faps
  • Micro_Explosion 24 Mar 2009 19:33:56 9,692 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Is that cubby of fluffy?

    blizeH, surely?
  • JuanKerr 24 Mar 2009 19:33:59 37,710 posts
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    "In the beginning, his penis was like a horse shoe at the tip and when he would orgasm, it would actually shoot backwards."

    That's one hell of a party trick right there.
  • UncleLou Moderator 24 Mar 2009 19:34:43 40,158 posts
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    Allmächt. /o\
  • MrCarrot 24 Mar 2009 19:34:53 3,524 posts
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    Guest wrote:
    I fully support what you are doing.
    I care for my elderly mother which means taking a shower with her and wiping her bottom after she has been to the toilet.
    Some people say that it is wrong and that I should get a female helper.

    Oh Furbs... :(
  • cubbymoore 24 Mar 2009 19:35:05 36,709 posts
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    I feel insulted. I would never let my mum massage me for longer than ten minutes.
  • Trowel 24 Mar 2009 19:36:18 22,531 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    Here's the forum where it originates.
    I had a very similiar problem with my daughter. Her vagina was too tight for a boy to enter, so I widened it at first with my fingers and later with my penis to assure that a normal sized penis would fit in. Unfortunately she got pregnant and since I was responsible I built her an appartment in the basement...
  • Deleted user 24 March 2009 19:36:34
    UncleLou wrote:
    Allmächt. /o\


    Allmächt long
    Allmächt looong
    Allmääääächt
  • kendoji 24 Mar 2009 19:36:59 441 posts
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    An upward curve could be fortuitous for hitting the female g-spot. He should try that with his mum too.
  • JediMasterMalik 24 Mar 2009 19:37:19 11,820 posts
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    That has to be fake
  • Whizzo 24 Mar 2009 19:38:34 44,793 posts
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    by guest999 on Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:21 pm

    jkd003 wrote:this thread went south really quick.



    ...Unlike certain other things..... :shock:

    Hehe
  • Hunam 24 Mar 2009 19:39:17 20,673 posts
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    I was trying to think of a joke, but his mom wanks him off 3 times a week for 2 hours.

    That's almost as bad as the beast forum antics.
  • megastar 24 Mar 2009 19:39:18 17,238 posts
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    what the fuck?
  • Deleted user 24 March 2009 19:39:47
    Hunam wrote:
    I was trying to think of a joke, but his mom wanks him off 3 times a week for 2 hours.

    That's almost as bad as the beast forum antics.

    Depends if his mom is hot or not, I guess.
  • Tomo 24 Mar 2009 19:40:16 16,567 posts
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    That was awful. Someone give me the ten minutes of my life back that it took me to read that.
  • Deleted user 24 March 2009 19:40:52
    I am fully accustomed to the sessions as is he. It is not a problem for me, and he thanks me nearly everyday for helping him. He never misses a session

    G L O L
  • Hunam 24 Mar 2009 19:41:54 20,673 posts
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    Also, I had no idea you could actually keep going after a squirt, I normally give up and tell the girl to go home, who knew I could just keep sexing.
  • Deleted user 24 March 2009 19:42:51
    Haaaang on a second

    /rummages around some older threads


    blizeH wrote:
    Sadly my mum is no where near as old and mumsy as that, though at times I wish she was... :(



    it all becomes clear
  • Deleted user 24 March 2009 19:44:27
    Hunam wrote:
    Also, I had no idea you could actually keep going after a squirt, I normally give up and tell the girl to go home, who knew I could just keep sexing.

    Well you obviously havent been repeatedly jerked off by your own mum during The Gadget Show
  • Hunam 24 Mar 2009 19:45:46 20,673 posts
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    And here I thought the Gadget Show couldn't get any better!
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