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Red-Moose 7 Apr 2009 21:23:31 5,344 posts
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I am quite sick and tired of all this bullshit. I finish a certain segment of my training in 1 year and at that stage can earn a tonne of money on temporary contracting. The field is not necessary to mention but it would mean six figures if done full time. I could quit now and probably make the same, but I wouldn't have a stupid fucking piece of paper for the final certificate.

However, I'm early 30s now. what I want to do is earn some fucking money and then fuck off to thailand for a year, or more or forever, to anywhere. This entire shit is all bullshit.

What would you do? I am working on clearing every debt, havign a stack of cash and then simply leaving. I am done with all of this shit.

However, the other part of me says: stop being a fucking whining bitch. work half the year, get residency in a tax haven and spend the rest of your time scuba diving or rock climbing while still making reasonable money.

Life is full of fucking decisions; I for one am sick of them. No matter which I make, I will always think the other one is a better idea. Thankfully I have avoided getting any fatal illnesses, ahve quit smoking and have not knocked any daft drunk bint up from a dodgy nightclub, so I am "in the clear" so to speak.

Join MI6? Join the army? I need some new shit to do. Unfortunately to join SIS I need to be a British Citizen, it would take a few years of living there. What a fucking FANTASTIC idea that whole fucking war of independence from the UK was eh? Fucking idiots manage to fuck up MY shit 80 years later.

ARGRHGRGHRGHHR.

Deleted user 7 April 2009 21:24:43

I kind of got put off reading the constant swearing, sorry dude. Put it in an altogether easier to read less aggro post and I'll have a look.

Master_Miller 7 Apr 2009 21:25:43 1,639 posts
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You could join the Irish Army and go to Lebanon....

Derblington 7 Apr 2009 21:26:52 35,161 posts
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You know who could help you? BlizeH.

CosmicFuzz 7 Apr 2009 21:27:41 32,632 posts
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Mowgli, is that you?

Seriously, what I would do is take a look at yourself in 10 years or so. Will you still have the training to do if you leave it now? I'd rather get it all done and dusted when you're still young, with no family ties etc.

If you're making a massive decision that's life changing, make sure you don't shoot yourself in the foot if case things don't turn out well and you're forced to return.

Lukus 7 Apr 2009 21:27:45 24,639 posts
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This is like a Blizeh thread, but with the indecisiveness masked with comedy anger. So, as always in situations like this, a simple FHUTA will suffice.

Lukus 7 Apr 2009 21:28:05 24,639 posts
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I got that wrong, didn't I.

speedofthepuma 7 Apr 2009 21:29:25 13,428 posts
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I suggest you shout a bit.

otto Moderator 7 Apr 2009 21:30:06 49,322 posts
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Where are you from and why do you think it might be a good idea to join MI6/SIS?

(oh and incidentally by talking about it here on a public forum you've ruled yourself out of ever being recruited, soz)

Lukus 7 Apr 2009 21:32:02 24,639 posts
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Now he's ruined it for all of us! Damn it Red Moose.

Metalfish 7 Apr 2009 21:32:47 9,191 posts
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Well, that's one less thing to think about, eh? Bright side!

CosmicFuzz 7 Apr 2009 21:33:34 32,632 posts
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Well I for one certainly DON'T want to join MI6.

/wink wink

/in clear

Whizzo 7 Apr 2009 21:33:54 44,810 posts
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Master_Miller wrote:
You could join the Irish Army and go to Lebanon....

He's too old...

Although the British military's maximum recruitment age is now 33 as we seem to be struggling to recruit for some bizarre reason.

CosmicFuzz 7 Apr 2009 21:35:03 32,632 posts
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Someone told me Iceland reintroduced National Service.

You know what to do Moose.

Stickman 7 Apr 2009 21:36:34 29,986 posts
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Red Moose wrote:
However, the other part of me says: stop being a fucking whining bitch.

Here we go.

Your big life decisions consist of whether to earn a six figure salary, or to earn less than that by working half a year and spending the rest of the time fucking about?

You poor thing.

Lukus 7 Apr 2009 21:36:40 24,639 posts
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I heard that you can get shot in the army.

Red-Moose 7 Apr 2009 21:37:55 5,344 posts
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otto wrote:
Where are you from and why do you think it might be a good idea to join MI6/SIS?

(oh and incidentally by talking about it here on a public forum you've ruled yourself out of ever being recruited, soz)

I did the quiz on the website after watchign Quantum of Solice.

Deleted user 7 April 2009 21:38:24

i clicked on this thinkin "someone's really fucked all the shit?".

CosmicFuzz 7 Apr 2009 21:38:51 32,632 posts
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Red Moose wrote:

otto wrote:
why do you think it might be a good idea to join MI6?

I want to be James Bond

Fixed

Micro_Explosion 7 Apr 2009 21:39:04 9,692 posts
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And buggered in the Navy.

The military offers something for everyone.

Deleted user 7 April 2009 21:41:02

I've now attempted to read the whole thing, and my answer is:

I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU DO.

Load_2.0 7 Apr 2009 21:41:14 33,582 posts
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Consulting isn't what it used to be.

ronuds 7 Apr 2009 21:42:52 21,781 posts
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I'm not certain what we're supposed to be doing here?

Lukus 7 Apr 2009 21:44:19 24,639 posts
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ronuds wrote:
I'm not certain what we're supposed to be doing here?

Making Blizeh feel silly, I think.

Deleted user 7 April 2009 21:46:05

MrED209 wrote:
I kind of got put off reading the constant swearing, sorry dude. Put it in an altogether easier to read less aggro post and I'll have a look.

^
this

ilmaestro 7 Apr 2009 21:46:17 32,932 posts
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You sound like you could do with stopping wasting your time on here, for a start.

speedofthepuma 7 Apr 2009 21:47:48 13,428 posts
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We don't have to though - right?

Whizzo 7 Apr 2009 21:52:24 44,810 posts
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Lukus wrote:
I heard that you can get shot in the army.

CoD teaches you that you just regenerate your health or at worst have to respawn.

ronuds 7 Apr 2009 21:52:30 21,781 posts
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Lukus wrote:

ronuds wrote:
I'm not certain what we're supposed to be doing here?

Making Blizeh feel silly, I think.

That should be easy enough.