Get ready for the new world panic - Swine Flu

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  • TheStylishHobo 25 Apr 2009 23:14:35 3,185 posts
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    Searched for "swine", "flu" and "swine flu" with nothing returned so I presume there is no thread already.

    Anyway, Swine Flu is possibly the next Bird Flu like event to hit the world.

    I hope mass hysteria does follow, it's hilarious to see stupid people get worked up over nothing.
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:15:52 49,322 posts
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    It's being discussed here.
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:16:53 8,930 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    I hope mass hysteria does follow, it's hilarious to see stupid people get worked up over nothing.

    Yeah, they just love hamming it up really
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:18:02 49,322 posts
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    I think the lesson here is be careful whom you pork.
  • Frayed.Knot 25 Apr 2009 23:18:37 605 posts
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    They'll be bacon up the wrong tree.
  • JediMasterMalik 25 Apr 2009 23:18:40 11,820 posts
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    Mass hysteria's only funny when it's not directly effecting you. There's a reason politicians always try to avoid causing a panic, it costs a hell of a lot of money and time to deal with it.
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:21:18 49,322 posts
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    You cheeky sausage.
  • yupyup 25 Apr 2009 23:22:58 3,701 posts
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    It's a swine of the times.
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:22:59 8,930 posts
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    Yeah, what a brat
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:23:05 8,930 posts
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    wait for it
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:23:12 8,930 posts
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    ...wurst
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:23:58 49,322 posts
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    JAMON
  • Jeepers 25 Apr 2009 23:25:28 16,591 posts
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    Oh God.

    We're facing aporkalypse.
  • Metalfish 25 Apr 2009 23:25:58 9,191 posts
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    PIGS!
  • Frayed.Knot 25 Apr 2009 23:26:47 605 posts
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    I'm trying to think of a way to squeeze in 'farmageddon'.
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:27:34 49,322 posts
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    Hear that? That's the Grim Reaper, scratchings at the door.
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:28:16 8,930 posts
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    All these puns are really rinding my gears
  • JediMasterMalik 25 Apr 2009 23:29:17 11,820 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    All these puns are really rinding my gears

    Stop Swining!
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:29:53 49,322 posts
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    If the worst predictions are true, England won't have seen such carnage since the Saveloy War.
  • Frayed.Knot 25 Apr 2009 23:30:31 605 posts
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    All this black (pudding) humour sickens me.
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:30:32 8,930 posts
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    Trust otto to make a pun which I completely don't understand (I know what saveloy is, it's not that bit)
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:31:20 49,322 posts
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    Saveloy sounds a bit like Civil... uh... oy.

    :(
  • Dante_Cubit 25 Apr 2009 23:31:26 1,996 posts
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    I am due to fly to Mexico on Saturday morning. Cock it.
  • Jeepers 25 Apr 2009 23:32:01 16,591 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Saveloy sounds a bit like Civil... uh... oy.

    :(

    Ban req plz.
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:32:07 49,322 posts
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    Anyway...

    Fatiguez wrote:
    All these puns are really rinding my gears

    look who's porking. :p
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:32:57 49,322 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    Cock it.
    Two legs good four legs bad
  • Dougs 25 Apr 2009 23:33:16 93,664 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    I am due to fly to Mexico on Saturday morning. Cock it.

    Wrong animal. That's chickens
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:33:28 8,930 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    otto wrote:
    Saveloy sounds a bit like Civil... uh... oy.

    :(

    Ban req plz.

    +1. A real low point.
  • Dante_Cubit 25 Apr 2009 23:34:40 1,996 posts
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    My wife and kid are flying out three days earlier. Not the best scouting party.
  • Jeepers 25 Apr 2009 23:35:29 16,591 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    My wife and kid are flying out three days earlier. Not the best scouting party.

    I guess keep an eye on the news and cancel the trip if possible?

    No point worrying yourself unless you have to go.
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