Get ready for the new world panic - Swine Flu Page 6

  • Genji 26 Apr 2009 13:38:44 19,682 posts
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    Oh don't be such a boar.

    /probably already done
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 13:43:39 3,185 posts
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    Don't worry, every pun is now a repeat :]
  • Frayed.Knot 26 Apr 2009 13:45:40 605 posts
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    What happened? This thread used to be crackling with originality.
  • _Price_ 26 Apr 2009 13:47:41 3,072 posts
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    Hmm....

    /medical student

    /porked

    Better?
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 13:48:11 3,185 posts
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    Oh yeah, I agree. In now way was this thread full of awful puns...

    *Looking at Fatiguez in particular*
  • Fatiguez 26 Apr 2009 13:49:02 8,930 posts
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    Mine were the best you penarse
  • CosmicFuzz 26 Apr 2009 13:52:01 32,632 posts
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    "penarse"

    Fucking awesome XD
  • Articulate-Troll 26 Apr 2009 13:53:21 3,098 posts
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    Hey, let's not stop acting rashionally.
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 14:24:40 3,185 posts
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    Sorry Fatiguez, didn't mean to hurt your feelings... ]':
  • otto Moderator 26 Apr 2009 14:33:08 49,322 posts
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    Articulate-Troll wrote:
    Hey, let's not stop acting rashernally.
    Fixed

    But getting serious for a second, I'd like to see the governments of the world put the kind of resources into fighting this that they've used to fight the financial crisis. This is potentially just as serious - perhaps more so. Yes it would be expensive - but it won't get any chipolata.
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 14:40:04 3,185 posts
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    Oh yeh, I kind of forgot we could all die... :]

    Did someone say it affects young adults mostly? Balls, what kind of bloody disease is it!
  • Gradius 26 Apr 2009 14:46:12 2,303 posts
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    This thread has turned into rindless idiocy.
  • Tomo 26 Apr 2009 15:49:17 19,565 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I hope the airloin companies see sense and stop flights.

    \o/

    Brilliant one.
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 16:04:12 3,185 posts
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    Tomo wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I hope the airloin companies see sense and stop flights.

    \o/

    Brilliant one.

    Yeah defo agreed. The best one in the thread.
  • Fatiguez 26 Apr 2009 16:05:17 8,930 posts
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    For sure. Close second:

    DDevil wrote:
    I'll be avoiding Central Pork for sure.

    Honourable mention:

    Gradius wrote:
    ^^^ Hamateur
  • TheStylishHobo 27 Apr 2009 00:04:23 3,185 posts
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    Enjoy this game in the current world theatre.
  • Khanivor 27 Apr 2009 00:16:06 44,800 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Articulate-Troll wrote:
    Hey, let's not stop acting rashernally.
    Fixed

    But getting serious for a second, I'd like to see the governments of the world put the kind of resources into fighting this that they've used to fight the financial crisis. This is potentially just as serious - perhaps more so. Yes it would be expensive - but it won't get any chipolata.

    Hang on, I thought people were unable to address any sort of problem we faced on a global scale and as such we were all doooomed.
  • Fizzog 27 Apr 2009 00:39:18 4,108 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    Enjoy this game in the current world theatre.

    Pandemic 2 is much better. :)
  • magicpanda 27 Apr 2009 09:24:30 15,130 posts
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    The vaccines, they dont work.
  • President_Weasel 27 Apr 2009 09:35:43 12,355 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Yes it would be expensive - but it won't get any chipolata.

    8/10
  • MetalDog 27 Apr 2009 09:42:39 24,076 posts
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    Magic Panda wrote:
    The vaccines, they dont work.

    Government health spokesman.
  • Deleted user 27 April 2009 09:48:36
    Magic Panda wrote:
    The vaccines, they dont work.

    That is not good reading! Looks like it's HAMer time!
  • magicpanda 27 Apr 2009 09:52:09 15,130 posts
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    Awful gag shoehorned in. You need to get bacon the case for a better one.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 27 Apr 2009 09:54:26 33,974 posts
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    In a nutshell, we're all doomed. DOOOMED.
  • magicpanda 27 Apr 2009 09:57:31 15,130 posts
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    Did I hear right there on the news this morning that there are a few reported cases in scotland?
  • Deleted user 27 April 2009 09:58:55
    I've been sneezing a lot today.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 27 Apr 2009 09:59:25 33,974 posts
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    There are 2 people who were taken to hospital with "flu-like symptoms".

    There will now be news-based panic surrounding anyone with a dose of the sniffles.
  • PearOfAnguish 27 Apr 2009 10:01:15 7,573 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    There will now be news-based panic surrounding anyone with a dose of the sniffles.

    Yeah I can see doctor's waiting rooms filled up with people who have a cold.

    If you have the flu - any kind of flu - you'll know about it.
  • askew 27 Apr 2009 10:01:21 24,121 posts
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    Apparently so! It's probably all around the world by now.
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