Get ready for the new world panic - Swine Flu Page 2

  • GiarcYekrub 25 Apr 2009 23:36:13 4,759 posts
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    Noooo! It's in the UK somebody got sick on the plane to Heathrow
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:37:38 49,322 posts
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    Uh oh, out of the frying pancetta into the fire. :(
  • Load_2.0 25 Apr 2009 23:38:12 31,893 posts
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    Poster who keep making puns should be given the chop.
  • Dante_Cubit 25 Apr 2009 23:38:16 1,996 posts
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    Yeah that is what I am doing. The outbreak is still fairly localised and I don't intend on traveling to any of the affected states. The foreign office still hasn't come out against travel to Mexico so not going would forfeit the money spent.

    edit: Should have quoted earlier poster but am slightly drunk.
  • TheStylishHobo 25 Apr 2009 23:38:52 3,185 posts
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    The government will exsnort the people to stay calm.





    I hate English...
  • Load_2.0 25 Apr 2009 23:40:00 31,893 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Uh oh, out of the frying pancetta into the fire. :(

    Dammit I had a great pancetta pun lined up. Can't use it now and I am hog wild!
  • Dante_Cubit 25 Apr 2009 23:40:12 1,996 posts
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    There are some weak puns on this thread. It is a porcine of things to come.
  • Jeepers 25 Apr 2009 23:40:17 16,611 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Uh oh, out of the frying pancetta into the fire. :(

    You really want that ban, dontcha Otto?

    Well, your card is marked. Marked, you hear me?
  • otto Moderator 25 Apr 2009 23:41:37 49,322 posts
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    Relax, bedtime for me, time to trotter long. See you in the morning.
  • TheStylishHobo 25 Apr 2009 23:42:01 3,185 posts
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    This thread has turned very boaring...
  • Frayed.Knot 25 Apr 2009 23:42:22 605 posts
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    That's bang snout of order!
  • Jeepers 25 Apr 2009 23:42:50 16,611 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    This thread has turned very boaring...

    Well you shouldn't truffle yourself with a reply.

    /tenuous
  • Load_2.0 25 Apr 2009 23:43:49 31,893 posts
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    You lot just keep trotting out them out, don't you?
  • Dougs 25 Apr 2009 23:44:15 94,678 posts
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    What's your truffling problem?
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:45:39 8,930 posts
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    If I post below ecureuil's line, does that make me like the Schrödinger's Cat of the internet? In a perpetual state of bannage and freedom...
  • Jeepers 25 Apr 2009 23:45:42 16,611 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    What's your truffling problem?

    You are such an omnivorous domesticated hoofed mammal with sparse bristly hair and a flat snout.

    Am I still doing this right?
  • Dante_Cubit 25 Apr 2009 23:46:37 1,996 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    What's your truffling problem?

    You are such an omnivorous domesticated hoofed mammal with sparse bristly hair and a flat snout.

    Am I still doing this right?

    Better than most. They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:46:58 8,930 posts
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    Hold the fucking phone. Pigs are mammals?!
  • Dante_Cubit 25 Apr 2009 23:48:03 1,996 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    Hold the fucking phone. Pigs are mammals?!

    Come on, you are milking it now....
  • TheStylishHobo 25 Apr 2009 23:48:39 3,185 posts
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    There are only so many pig jokes I guess

    ... or are there?
  • TheStylishHobo 25 Apr 2009 23:50:33 3,185 posts
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    Dante's right.

    Off topic, but better than this I guess. Are you taking Pan Ham across there?
  • Jeepers 25 Apr 2009 23:51:01 16,611 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    Dante's right.

    Off topic, but better than this I guess. Are you taking Pan Ham across there?

    An weeeeee're back!
  • Dante_Cubit 25 Apr 2009 23:51:41 1,996 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    Dante's right.

    Off topic, but better than this I guess. Are you taking Pan Ham across there?

    Tres weak, but 9/10 for delivery.
  • Fatiguez 25 Apr 2009 23:52:14 8,930 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    Dante's right.

    Off topic, but better than this I guess. Are you taking Pan Ham across there?

    An weeeeee're back!

    Well, someone's a little sow-r
  • TheStylishHobo 25 Apr 2009 23:52:33 3,185 posts
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    I hear the weather conditions are bad. Take hoof might be a bit shaky.



    Have I went too far yet?
  • Load_2.0 25 Apr 2009 23:54:08 31,893 posts
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    To be honest this just sounds like a lot of media hocus porcus.
  • Frayed.Knot 25 Apr 2009 23:55:40 605 posts
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    Would you like some cheese with that swine?
  • Dante_Cubit 25 Apr 2009 23:57:05 1,996 posts
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    I think this thread should have ended at least 10 posts ago.
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