Get ready for the new world panic - Swine Flu Page 3

  • TheStylishHobo 25 Apr 2009 23:58:47 3,185 posts
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    I have the feeling Dante doesn't like puns somehow.
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:01:06 1,996 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    I have the feeling Dante doesn't like puns somehow.

    Come on. I am a fan of quality puns. But if you think most of these were any good then you just telling porky pies.
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:04:15 3,185 posts
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    Prrft, talk for yourself my puns were top notch!

    A pig would appreciate them in any case.
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:05:50 1,996 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    Prrft, talk for yourself my puns were top notch!

    A pig would appreciate them in any case.

    Better than my 'porcine of things to come'? pah! And I am drunk....
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:07:20 3,185 posts
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    Stop drinking you alchy! Smoke some weed and you would find this thread [u]HILARIOUS[/u], not hilarious, [U]HILARIOUS[/U]
  • askew 26 Apr 2009 00:10:22 21,339 posts
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    TSH is a silly sausage.
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:14:04 1,996 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    Stop drinking you alchy! Smoke some weed and you would find this thread [u]HILARIOUS[/u], not hilarious, [U]HILARIOUS[/U]

    If I had any weed I would. But I don't :(
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:16:35 3,185 posts
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    I am quite proud to have made a thread where not one post is in topic \o/
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:19:13 1,996 posts
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    So, what do people think would be reasonable precautions? Should we endeavor to prohibit traffic from affected areas or should we just maintain vigilance and not risk causing an unnecessary panic?

    On topic.. I thank you...
  • askew 26 Apr 2009 00:22:26 21,339 posts
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    Keep eating pigs. Those poor swine farmers might get hit even harder if the plebs think that they might get it over here and stop chowing down.
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:24:11 3,185 posts
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    If ham sales and such fall it would be completely retarded. I am sure some people will think they can get the flu from eating the cooked meat though.
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:25:05 1,996 posts
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    People are fucking idiots. I think a good pandemic would sort them out...

    I need to slow down on the shiraz...
  • Fatiguez 26 Apr 2009 00:26:14 8,930 posts
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    askew wrote:
    Keep eating pigs.

    It's official, askew hates Jews
  • askew 26 Apr 2009 00:26:55 21,339 posts
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    Stop telling porkies :(
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:27:45 1,996 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    askew wrote:
    Keep eating pigs.

    It's official, askew hates Jews

    Stop your pro-Israel shenanigans... He just hates cops.
  • askew 26 Apr 2009 00:31:06 21,339 posts
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    The puns are getting a little streaky now. I think I may have found a cure for that though...
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:31:35 3,185 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    askew wrote:
    Keep eating pigs.

    It's official, askew hates Jews

    Stop your pro-Israel shenanigans... He just hates cops.

    Stop your anti-Israel shenanigans... What are you, best friends with Ahmadinejad or something? huh!? huh!?
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:33:12 1,996 posts
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    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    askew wrote:
    Keep eating pigs.

    It's official, askew hates Jews

    Stop your pro-Israel shenanigans... He just hates cops.

    Stop your anti-Israel shenanigans... What are you, best friends with Ahmadinejad or something? huh!? huh!?

    No, No... Apart from the attempted genocide and the repeated war crimes, the Israeli government are sterling fellows. Absolute gents.
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:34:03 3,185 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    TheStylishHobo wrote:
    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    askew wrote:
    Keep eating pigs.

    It's official, askew hates Jews

    Stop your pro-Israel shenanigans... He just hates cops.

    Stop your anti-Israel shenanigans... What are you, best friends with Ahmadinejad or something? huh!? huh!?

    No, No... Apart from the attempted genocide and the repeated war crimes, the Israeli government are sterling fellows. Absolute gents.

    ...

    Well, well, what are you, GAY OR SOMETHING?

    Yeah...
  • Fatiguez 26 Apr 2009 00:34:41 8,930 posts
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    No, no, no! This is a hamless thread about piggy puns. Stop making it serious! Nobody cares about Israel in here, take it to the politics thread!
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:35:56 3,185 posts
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    ARE YOU GAY TOO FATIGUEZ, HMM?
  • askew 26 Apr 2009 00:37:03 21,339 posts
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    Gay for bacon, perhaps.
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:37:21 3,185 posts
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    My bad humour is due to severe exhaustion from no sleep for 36 hours btw \o/
  • askew 26 Apr 2009 00:37:32 21,339 posts
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    He loves a good porking, too.
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:38:07 1,996 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    No, no, no! This is a hamless thread about piggy puns. Stop making it serious! Nobody cares about Israel in here, take it to the politics thread!

    Here, here. Hundreds of thousands of people being imprisoned in ghettos and subjected to an excessive and arbitrary series of punishments is not deserving of our attention when there is bacon-related wordplay afoot.
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:38:48 3,185 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    No, no, no! This is a hamless thread about piggy puns. Stop making it serious! Nobody cares about Israel in here, take it to the politics thread!

    Here, here. Hundreds of thousands of people being imprisoned in ghettos and subjected to an excessive and arbitrary series of punishments is not deserving of our attention when there is bacon-related wordplay afoot.

    I was only kidding about the Israel thing btw, lets not make this into a politics thread.
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:39:33 1,996 posts
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    Even when I am drunk I can still kill threads. Rock on!
  • Fatiguez 26 Apr 2009 00:40:26 8,930 posts
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    Goddammit, Dante >:\
  • Dante_Cubit 26 Apr 2009 00:41:27 1,996 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    Goddammit, Dante >:\

    Dear Fatiguez,

    I regret to inform you that there is no God.

    Love,

    Dante_Cubit
  • TheStylishHobo 26 Apr 2009 00:41:33 3,185 posts
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    Well, I blame Fatiguez for it, he started the puns :]
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