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Today I read the review your "gamer" website did on Darkfall. Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled. Next time you do a review for a game as big and intricate as Darkfall spend more than two hours playing it. This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website. Enjoy. |
EuroGamer Darkfall review.
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ikhoefnix 3 posts
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This thread will be win. -
If the mods could track these new DFO fans? this could turn into a bit of a flamefest. -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
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Registered 13 years agoOh no a mass loss of respect in the coveted neckbeard community. What will EG do? Who will save them now? -
ikhoefnix 3 posts
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Registered 9 years agoPearOfAnguish wrote:
Oh no a mass loss of respect in the coveted neckbeard community. What will EG do? Who will save them now?
You're missing the point fuck nutts. -
thedaveeyres 13,600 posts
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Registered 12 years agoIBTL \o/ -
Jeepers 16,515 posts
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Registered 12 years agoikhoefnix wrote:
Today I read the review your "gamer" website did on Darkfall. Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled. Next time you do a review for a game as big and intricate as Darkfall spend more than two hours playing it.
This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website.
Enjoy.
Shit.
Will it also cause MASS FRAUD ACTIONS? -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
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Registered 13 years agoPlease enlighten me as to the point of your nerd-rage over a review of a shit game. -
phAge 25,487 posts
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Registered 15 years agoikhoefnix wrote:
\o/
Today I read the review your "gamer" website did on Darkfall. Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled. Next time you do a review for a game as big and intricate as Darkfall spend more than two hours playing it.
This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website.
Enjoy.
DON'T GO! STAY AND DEFEND YOUR GAME! IT WILL SUFFER A GREAT LOSS OF HONOR IF YOU DO NOT! -
Whizzo 44,765 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThis is the game someone kept spamming the forum with shit videos from isn't it? -
Please don't lock this thread. -
Khanivor 43,671 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWhy do companies not get people who can write English to make these threads? -
PinkSpider 3,349 posts
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Registered 14 years agoReally, if you dont agree with a sites opinions and that then you dont have to read said site. I'm sure they will be fine.
And as for signing up to make the first post a complaint about a MMO which quite frankly I've never heard of. Yes. -
Whizzo 44,765 posts
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Registered 16 years agoKhanivor wrote:
Illiterate people are cheaper.
Why do companies not get people who can write English to make these threads? -
ikhoefnix 3 posts
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Registered 9 years agoPoint: Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled
Conclusion: Next time you are going to review a game.. Send a gamer to try it. -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWhizzo wrote:
This is the game someone kept spamming the forum with shit videos from isn't it?
Yes where all the characters looked as though they were ice-skating.
It was an MMO ice extravaganza. Coming to theatres this Christmas! -
StarchildHypocrethes 31,252 posts
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Registered 13 years agoTake your shitty little game and fuck off please. -
thedaveeyres 13,600 posts
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Registered 12 years agoI am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park
When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when its dark
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someone's always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones always there
Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When youre searching for the light?
Sometimes when you're scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
Youve sensed that something's watching you
Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no ones there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because youre sure theres someone there
Watching horror films the night before
Debating wiches and folklore
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's always there
When I'm walking a dark road
I am a man who walks alone -
Derblington 30,651 posts
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Registered 14 years agoikhoefnix wrote:
You can't spell nuts.
You're missing the point fuck nutts. -
PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
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Registered 13 years agoikhoefnix wrote:
Conclusion: Next time you are going to review a game.. Send a gamer to try it.
I'm going to ask EG to fire all their writers and hire exclusively from the Darkfall forums now. The home of REAL GAMERS. I suggest you do the same. -
Whizzo 44,765 posts
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Registered 16 years agoPearOfAnguish wrote:It was an MMO ice extravaganza. Coming to theatres this Christmas!
That's a bit harsh in my opinion. -
Khanivor 43,671 posts
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The only danger here is that if the reviewer did only play for 2 hours, then that's shoddy. Although I wonder if the guy used a different account for himself, being a contributor as opposed to 'inhouse'.
the response is hilarious. -
Jeepers 16,515 posts
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Registered 12 years agoDarkfall is for people that find the story in WoW too complicated. And kiddy fiddlers.
The EG review told me this. -
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY MMO. -
phAge 25,487 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRedSparrows wrote:
Well, TBH that would be a major blow to EG's credibility IMO.
The only danger here is that if the reviewer did only play for 2 hours, then that's shoddy. Although I wonder if the guy used a different account for himself, being a contributor as opposed to 'inhouse'.
the response is hilarious.
I trust Eurogamer's reviews over those of most other sites, but if the EG Empire has grown to such a size that its started employing bogus reviewers...
Looking forward to hearing EG's take on this.
EDIT: Although I don't doubt that Darkfall sucks the phat one. -
Busy week for these people. -
It looks fucking awful too! Basic graphics, terrible animation. People clipping into and over each other...
edit: Beware, ear-bleeding music too! Although that's not the game's fault. -
Ginger 7,248 posts
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Registered 16 years agoikhoefnix wrote:
FANBOIS!
Today I read the review your "gamer" website did on Darkfall. Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled. Next time you do a review for a game as big and intricate as Darkfall spend more than two hours playing it.
This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website.
Enjoy. -
ikhoefnix wrote:
This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website amongst the 20 people who actually play it.
Fixed.
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