The Eurovision LIVE thread... Page 64

  • Deleted user 26 May 2012 23:16:40
    Kami wrote:
    @mowgli ; Norton is pretty good at this though, it pains me to admit it...
    Yeah, this is the first time I've ever watching this all the way through but he has been bloody funny.
  • Deleted user 26 May 2012 23:17:35
    I assumed we never won because we only entered shit.
  • Dirtbox 26 May 2012 23:19:04 91,097 posts
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  • kentmonkey 26 May 2012 23:19:13 22,983 posts
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    'Congratulations, you won, please take these flowers and this massive vibrator'.
  • Deleted user 26 May 2012 23:20:08
    shes fit
  • kentmonkey 26 May 2012 23:21:52 22,983 posts
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    She dances like she's been pulled directly out of the 'Praise you' music video.
  • danathjo 26 May 2012 23:22:36 8,189 posts
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    It's okay I guess, at least the usual cheesy euro shit didn't win
  • nickthegun 26 May 2012 23:24:00 77,816 posts
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    This is cheesy euro shit in the extreme.
  • kentmonkey 26 May 2012 23:24:49 22,983 posts
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    She's either singing to a backing track, or there's somebody else singing it with her that isn't in view.
  • Deleted user 26 May 2012 23:52:02
    Hello?
  • jonsaan 27 May 2012 07:56:05 26,905 posts
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    Sleep won out for me last night so I have only just seen who won. Fuck me that was possibly the worst song of the night. It was the keyboard demo from a cheap keyboard with someone singing Euphoria over the top.
  • nickthegun 27 May 2012 10:05:04 77,816 posts
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    Facepalm wrote:
    Just glad the UK didn't win tbh, we can't afford it.
    Change the fucking record!

    And, fwiw, of course we can afford it. Its a fucking singing competition not the mega olympics.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 27 May 2012 10:05:04 47,496 posts
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    How you got your avatar to look so much like you I'll never know.
  • warlockuk 27 May 2012 10:16:05 19,491 posts
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    samvega wrote:
    I didn't watch it this year, but basically it's a bunch of wank. The way Norway votes for Sweden and vice versa is fucking pathetic. Not to mention we in the UK have come up time and again with great bands, it's kind of an insult even to acknowledge Eurovisons existence.
    I presume you mean great bands outside of Eurovision. 'cos everything we enter is utter shit.

    I saw a bit of it last night but Graham Norton pissed me off. You're watching something they're doing, like they've done some artsy bollocks and all you can hear is some cunt talking shit. That, and the entries make us all look like wankers. Which, given what we vote to put in, probably means we are wankers as a nation.

    Fuck it, if it really doesn't matter then submit some 17 year old's dodgy black metal band for the laugh. At the very least we'll get some points from Norway.
  • nickthegun 27 May 2012 10:16:17 77,816 posts
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    Most of which is funded by eurovision itself from contributions by participating countries.

    The day we cant afford to put on some ridiculous talent show is the day we should blow up parliament.
  • X201 27 May 2012 10:35:52 19,211 posts
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    samvega wrote:


    Well ye. I'd like for us to enter some half-way decent band, coldplay or something. I know they aren't everyone's cup of tea, but that would be hilarious to see the contrast in quality.
    Agree, but Coldplay would come up with something artsy-fartsy for the occasion.

    My preference would be Two Door Cinema Club, they consistently knock out loads of great three minute catchy pop songs.
  • danathjo 27 May 2012 10:36:09 8,189 posts
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    You could resurrect the Beatles and UK would still be in the bottom half.
  • danathjo 27 May 2012 10:39:51 8,189 posts
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    I personally like warlockuk's idea of putting in some amateur garage band in, might come across as a bit disrespectful but hey, the voting system does a good job of that too!
  • Deleted user 27 May 2012 10:47:12
    We did better in the 90s when half of these countries never existed.
  • nickthegun 27 May 2012 11:38:08 77,816 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    We did better in the 90s when half of these countries never existed.
    The stat of the night was that the hump was older than the majority of the countries who entered.
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