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The headlines tonight... *Gong* Lettuce nose-stuffer avoids jail *Gong* Teacake set to cost taxman £3.5m *Gong* Gers star hurt by exploding egg THIS IS THE NEWS .... Post similarly odd BBC stories here! |
bbclol or How the BBC is turning into The Day Today
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Flightrisker 18,139 posts
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoFlightrisker wrote:
What the hell sort of retard microwaves an egg?
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TakeTheVeil 5,057 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI do.. some mornings anyways. Quickest way to 'hard boil' an egg (~1min). I've got a lil container for it though. -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI always assumed that would end in face melting... pretty much every microwave I've ever bought had it as a huge warning in the manual.
(That's obviously for eggs in their shells... which is what I assume happened to the guy in the story) -
Dynamize 1,672 posts
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Registered 19 years agoBBClol. A professional institution. -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoPsychotext wrote:
Flightrisker wrote:
What the hell sort of retard microwaves an egg?
Gers star hurt by exploding egg
"Broadfoot had already been ruled out for the rest of the season because of other injuries. "
From boiling water in his toaster and cooking soup in the deep fryer, presumably. -
Flightrisker 18,139 posts
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Registered 16 years agoUS 'banana gun robber' slips up
"If he had had a gun he would've shot me," Mr Mabe told the Winston-Salem Journal newspaper. "But he had a banana." -
chopsen 21,958 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDynamize wrote:
BBClol. A professional institution.
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Lukus wrote:
Psychotext wrote:
Flightrisker wrote:
What the hell sort of retard microwaves an egg?
Gers star hurt by exploding egg
"Broadfoot had already been ruled out for the rest of the season because of other injuries. "
From boiling water in his toaster and cooking soup in the deep fryer, presumably.
If you'd ever seen the guy play football it would put his egg-sploits into perspective. -
Nasty 4,840 posts
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Registered 17 years agoLukus wrote:
Psychotext wrote:
Flightrisker wrote:
What the hell sort of retard microwaves an egg?
Gers star hurt by exploding egg
"Broadfoot had already been ruled out for the rest of the season because of other injuries. "
From boiling water in his toaster and cooking soup in the deep fryer, presumably.
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoExploding eggs should be taken seriously - I mean those fuckers really go up when they blow! I had one of those little microwave boiled egg container things, microwaved the thing for the required time (1 minute) and then gave it the standard 30 seconds settling time. It literally started hissing after about 10 seconds then blew up with one of the most spectacular pops I've ever heard. Quite cool really, aside from embedding egg into just about every crevice of my old kitchen.
Great stories though and spookily enough we were only discussing how much the Beeb is like TDT this morning in t'office. -
chopsen 21,958 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI'm going to be microwaving eggs this weekend. I like explosions. -
Chopsen wrote:
I'm going to be microwaving eggs this weekend. I like egg-splosions.
You're just not even trying. -
rudedudejude 2,374 posts
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Registered 16 years agohaha, what's worse is, you lot are paying the BBC to produce this shit!
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DaM 17,729 posts
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Registered 20 years agoTo be fair to the numpty hun, he was poaching an egg, presumably in one of those plastic things. -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDaM wrote:
Probably put a pan of water in the microwave to do it.
To be fair to the numpty hun, he was poaching an egg, presumably in one of those plastic things. -
Flightrisker 18,139 posts
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I've mentioned this on here before, but I'll say it again. A bit less than ten years ago, I remember the local (London) BBC news reporting on the then-fairly-new introduction of "smart water", that stuff that glows under UV to help detect thefts. They finished the piece with the phrase "criminal egg all over his face". Seriously. -
Oh dear.
Not really a lol at the bbc, but surely it's a bit 'Day Today' for the Chancellor of the Exchequer to be claiming the cost of an accountant to tell him how much his tax bill should be? -
Fozzie_bear wrote:
Oh dear.
Not really a lol at the bbc, but surely it's a bit 'Day Today' for the Chancellor of the Exchequer to be claiming the cost of an accountant to tell him how much his tax bill should be?
I also love the justification that he did it to ensure he paid the right amount of tax, too. Uh, so in order to ensure he doesn't cheat the taxpayer out of any tax on his earnings, he uses some of our taxes to check he's paying the right amount.
Also kinda alarming to note we're now on day 18 of expenses 'revelations' now. O_o -
Dan234 2,255 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThe thing is if you run a businesses or fill in an self assessment form you can't claim expenses for the cost of an accountant.
Also the quote from Vince Cable on that page: "Many of us have spent years trying to change the system but we've been blocked many times." Presumably his change would be increasing the amount of time you can claim backdated expenses? -
senso-ji 10,271 posts
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Registered 13 years agolol, just heard a five live news bulletin where the broadcaster said "There's been international condemnation at North Yorkshire's decision to carry out underground nuclear tests" -
Those Lancastrians have had it coming for centuries. -
Khanivor 44,800 posts
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Registered 20 years agoThat's not lol, that's awesome. -
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